OK, WORST Horror movie EVER, 1970 on......
 

What do you people think is the WORST horror you've ever seen, possibly even walking out of the theatre on?

There are so many precious little jewels......... it could make a great thread!

Sorry if you have all done this before, but I haven't seen it . If so just humor me!

I walked out on GHOST SHIP in the theatre, and felt the same a couple of mths ago when it was on TV. SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO BBBBBAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

And by the way, I WILL WATCH ALMOST ANYTHING, so this MUST have been BAD!

i actually walked out on blade. thought it was complete rubbish. was pleasantly surprised with blade 2 though. waiting to see what blade : trinity will be like... but it has jessica biel in it... already a couple of points lost there :p

Hi there!
 

Just curious why did you walk out?

Wasn't a fan of this myself.
Interested in your viewpoint!

i thought the cgis or special effects or whatever were just horrible... almost laughable. and the whole movie just looked like one big video game, or a video you would see on mtv. such a shame since i'm a big fan of the comic.

i never got to see nor have i heard of ghost ship. that bad ??

Hi!
 

Oh you have no idea how bad!

One day if it comes on TV at 4AM, you should watch it just to feel grateful that better movies have been made and it did not turn away horror fans from ever going to see another again... that bad.

I agree with you on Blade. Although I am a horror fan, I am not a big vampire fan anyway. Tey just don't scare me. Sorry I can't help it. I do like some campy ones though. I also really liked the book Salem's Lot and thought it was pretty creepy!
Don't want to offend you vampire people, but Dark Shadows just gave me a whole other perspective, and it was funny.

Let's Scare Jessica To Death is a creepy one though. Earlier than my generation .

For the record...... I like a story that is so original that I couldn't have thought of it myself. To me, that is a good movie!

yeah. i get your point. vampire movies don't scare me either just because they are always romanticized, imo. vampires are almost always depicted as sensual beings ( thank u anne rice :p ), so it's pretty hard to be scared of that !

Hellfire.....
 

Boy, you are so right......

I am so not a sentimental type so this does not really appeal to me. My hubby is more that way than me even.

But...... I do respect the vampire fans, they are such a big part of our wonderful little horror community!

I like Ghosty things!

i had my period of being a big vampire fan, but got to the point when, like bloodrayne says, wanted my horror to be horrific. nowadays, that's pretty hard to find.

ghost stories are always spooky... but even they blow now ! i almost wanted to leave the theatre while watching gothika... hated it with a passion !

nine9
 

almost 7 am here. i'm off to bed ! nice talking to you nine 9 !;)

Gothika
 

Gothika was too dark. It was almost impossible to see anything even in supposed daylight. That hospital was really unbelievable too. Too many holes in this movie.

But then..... I never liked Hally Barry.

I agree that they are just not making enough really good horrors lately.

Have you seen the Eye though? That is a good one!

Have to go back to work soon. Now THAT can be scary!

Windigo (is that spelt right?) It's hard to describe just how bad this movie is. Words just escape me. All i can think of is that it was the most fucked movie i have ever seen in my life, I know there might be lamer movies out there but you get the feeling that the makers of those movies knew it was lame so they had some fun with it. These idiots must have seriously thought they had a oscar winner on their hands. I think video shops should have to give refunds to movies that are this bad. an the producers, and director banned from ever making a movie ever again. I was bored stupid by this movie and as u can see by my lack of ability to discrib just how much this movie sucked i still haven't revcovered. maybe i can sue?

Windigo
 

So I take it you weren't pleased with this movie? LOL!

Yes my memory had successfully blocked it out until you reminded me just now.

Boy wasn't the guy in the deer suit the most horrifying monster ever???????????

I hope you at LEAST didn't PAY to see it, and if you did, then hope you had good popcorn!

what the fuck is wrong with you? Worst horror movie EVER, from 1970 on? THEN IT'S NOT WORST EVER, IS IT?! Also, there's a folder specifically for movies from 1970 on. It's called the Modern Movies folder. GOD, you suck.

So touchy!
 

Whatever.

Don't read it then, problem solved.

The worst horror movie ever imo is Pinochios Revenge.

Sleepy Hollow High - I saw this dvd in a gas station for 3 bucks and figured what the hell I'll get it and see what it's about.
Big mistake a total piece of shit for a film. Horrible acting, story and effects. Pretty much had to have toothpicks to keeps my eyes open through this turd of a movie. If you see it in stores or blockbuster or something avoid it like the plague.

hahaha
Scream meets dawsons creek

how lame

I agree wendigo did fucking suck big time its about like a monster made of sticks...And if you watch the dvd extras the director is talking about the movie like its a master piece...I mean come on ffs how could he keep a straight face?

Hi Distorty!
 

We had a major laugh over your stick monster description! LOL!

Some fool thought that a Jackalope head mounted upon a pile of timber is supposed to be scary. Any body have a match? A 2000 year old pile of kindling would make a great start for a weinie roast.

Courtesy of my hubby!

Not me talking here, but I agree bigtime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!:D

Absolution
 

Sub-Rosa's Absolution is the absolute worst movie. It even topples any bad Troma movie (at least with Troma, they're very well aware that what they're doing is a bad movie...)...

Halloween part 3.

HAW HAW!:D

waz that the one that they didnt have Micheal in? i havnt seen it, but it sounds gay

Halloween 3 would be a cool movie if it wasn't in the Halloween franchise and was on it's own.

I didn't mind Blade too much. But I know what you two were saying about the pussified vampires we get in our films nowadays. Did you like Dracula 2000 though? I thought they did Dracula pretty cool in that. They made him a total heartless badass. (The way a vampire should be! They're inspired by Vlad The Impaler for fucks sake!)

Worst movie I've seen... Hmmm.... This is a tough one.

-Chopping Mall was pretty shitty.

-Infested was the worst post-2000 one I've seen. Horrible CGI, acting, plot, and direction.

-The Creeps really sucked. I thought a movie about a bunch of midget sized monsters would be cool, but I was waaay off.

-Full Moon Pictures are usually hit or miss. Some are really good and some are terrible.

-I love Troma, because like someone said, they're well aware that they are putting out a low budget gorefest and don't take themselves too seriously. Anyone seen Redneck Zombies? Hahaha. I laughed so hard I almost crapped my pants.

-Lucio Fulci's Zombie has got to be one of the most over-rated films I've ever made the mistake of purchasing.

-I always thought the Leprechaun movies sucked. I guess the new ones aren't as bad because they go for a cheesier approach, but I thought the first couple sucked. Not scary even a little bit.

-Lunch Meat was pretty much the lowest budget one I've seen. (It reminded me of something me and my friends could have put together when we were still in high school.)

-Breeders was lame.

-Demonic Toys sucked.

...Damn... I spend too much time watching really shitty horror movies.

The stupidest horror movie in my oppion is Dog Soilders

Feardotcom.

I cannot think of words to describe how much I hate this movie. It makes me want to scoop out my own eyes with a spoon, just thinking about watching it again. I can't get over it. I am actually angry with everyone who had a part in making it. No other movie comes close to how much I hate this one.

I just hated it oh so much.

I love how they advertise that they only go 3.5 stars. hehehe

well, 3.5/4 IS a pretty good rating

yes, but look what publication (?) it's from.

IT SUCKS THE BIG ONE !!!!!!
 

the ring is the worst movie. it fucking sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cannot agree more! Such a rip off of the Ring and Ringu, as I have said before!

I really am suprised that there are people who really hate The Ring. At least you would think they might like Ringu, even if they feel it was overrated. I admit, I still have many good foreign ones to see, but I thought these beat the crap out of a lot of shit put out by Hollywood over the last 20 years at least!

Might just be "Dead and buried". But the problem with saying which movie is the worst, is that at one level it is so bad that it becomes funny. This movie is one of those.

I turned Cabin Fever off after the first half an hour...knew what the end would be anyway...:rolleyes: The dog thing was soooooo
lame! Not sure if I have ever heard a more stupid script. But this movie has it's fans for sure. Some people find it hilarious, so who knows?:confused: :rolleyes: :p

Dark Carnival...first horror movie I could not sit through. The acting was HORRIBLE...it made NO SENSE...props were lame...

Sure it was low budget, but that's no excuse for this movie.

oh well...I still want my $4 back for renting it.

man you guys must not like the thing or evil dead or last house on the left cause thats basicly what cabin fever is. Cabin fever was the best horror movie that cam out last year (to theater that is). So shut the fuck up you newb

Well in my case I didn' t see much of it, I've heard about what you said though. What I did see of it made me want to turn it off.

I was going to rent it to finish it after hearing some good things, but I watch movies with my husband, and he doesn't want to bother.......don't like to watch movies alone.... don't know why:rolleyes: I am going to over the summer though...I am alone a lot while everyone else is working!

its a very good movie and deserves the viewers full attention

HellBoy was so shitty I crapped my pants.

Full Moon's "Killjoy" sucked WAY more ass than any other movie, EVER...It killed my joy for ALL subsequent Full Moon movies:mad:

Demonic Toys
Puppet Master 5
Scarecrow with Tony (Candyman) Todd