Why does ferretchucker chuck ferrets?
 

the question that puzzles us all. Post why you think he chucks them in this thread. I cant believe im doing this.

The question is why don't YOU chuck ferrets?

ive chucked one before. it looked very interesting when it got hit by a car while it was flying throught the air.

I.....ummmmmm......well.........nevermind......... .

What? is the question too much or is the ferret accident too shocking?

He chucks 'em and I eat 'em. We have a system.

I can already imagine him throwing a ferret into your mouth, but I think you would claw at it for a little while first.

Just watched Book of Eli...did not know you were in it!
I am in awe of your talent..I teared up at your death scene-you are truly a talent among actors Ripley and I bow to your awesomeness:cool:

Do not ask questions...that's what the Ferrets did and now look what's happening to them.

What did they ask? :rolleyes:

True - I like to pretend that it's still alive. It heightens the thrill.

Why thank you. So much better than that hack Ted NudeGent ("Mr. Bigglesworth"). Though I feel sort of like a sell out - I do not support the capture and consumption of our kind. We are an honorable kind. When I was approached to play in a post-apocalyptic movie I of course assumed that it was to portray the dominate race - Sphynx cats outliving humans... But alas - I was just a meal. :(

So I havent heard an answer why do you chuck ferrets?

What did I tell you about asking questions?

what will happen if I ask another question?

We will all find out that you are actually Ferretchucker. But other than that...

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

To get to the othe----.....







Oh god dammit.

Puh-lease. My ego is big but not big enough to do this.

Last week a ferret bit my beard. I need him chucked.

I just saw Chuck and Beard and immediately thought Norris.

He chucks ferrets so he can earn money to buy boxes of his coveted SATSUMA ORANGES.

The peels of the finished oranges are used to nourish additional ferrets.

YOU REMEMBERED CRABBY! :')

Thank you...sincerely.

Yes! That is damn right.