friends
 

Capt. Spaulding here... I have invited one of my good friends, Hannibal Lecter to join in today. If you have any questions for him, feel free to ask. He won't bite... Too hard, anyway. He will leave you with a quote... "Lo fei gibetto de le mei case." Ok, one more... "People don't always tell you what they are thinking... They just see to it that you never advance in life." Have the lambs stopped screaming, Agent Starling?

You know I dont bite right?
 

Captain you crazy guy you, hopefully he will be as friendly as u r:eek:

Hannibal Rules
 

Hello Mr Lecter, what member of this forum would you like to munch on.:o

Staying alive.
 

Why yes, he is as friendly as I. Just treat him with respect, like Barney at the hospital. he lasted with Doctor Lector for more than ten years, while others didn't survive his company for more than ten minutes. I believe, Doctor Lector calls it Free Range Rude eating. He prefers to rid the world of the rude or useless people. So, tata for now. Captain Spaulding and Doctor Hannibal Lector, M.D.

Respect
 

Hellow... Which member or members of the forum would I like to much on? Well, how about the rude members, and the useless members as well. I call it Free Rang Rude Eating. All I ask for is a little respect, and we'll get along fine. Some respect, and I'll be on my way without my meal. However, no respect, and I will make them a blue plate special. To give you a example... A census taker tried to test me... I ate his liver with some Fava beans and a nice chilled glass of wine. So, hope this answers your question, and if you have anymore questions, feel free to ask... I won't bite... Too hard, anyway!!! Tata for now. Doctor Hannibal Lector M.D.

You can go ahead and munch on my balls cause you'll get no respect from me with that retarded shit.

Do you know what a Roller Pigeon is? They climb high and fast, then roll over and fall just as fast towards the Earth. There are Shallow Rollers and there are Deep Rollers. You can't breed two Deep Rollers or their young will roll all the way down, hit, and die. You are a Deep Roller. Let us hope one of your parents was not. H.

zzzz im bored already

The devil doll bag is at it again
 

You should be medicated. Seriously, if you find all of this boring leave already. And stop wining.

Bubbles rules
 

Have you met murderdoll, she thinks everything is retarded shit. You should PM each other because your boring the fuck out of me. Very simple, If you dont like the thread leave it instead of posting crap

I don't get it.

How do you find it? Charming? Original? New and exciting?

It's Chianti!

If your going to role play...or whatever it is you do...at least try to get it right.

didn't like both of these posters (if we are assuming they are two different people) make goodbye threads already?

New people never stick around because they don't get it.

Well, to be fair, everyone is new at some point. But, yeah. I don't know what the fuck is going on in this thread.

then let's just rock n roll!!

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Right on!!

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Yeh capt. spaulding made one about not being able to make any friends and wasting space or some such shit.

I don't see this new approach changing things.

I still don't get it.

Ok, at risk of getting shot down in flames, this is how it seems to me-feel free to be sarcastic, opinionated or just plain obnoxious.
There are some really lovely people on here who are intelligent and stimulating to talk to, there are helpful and nurturing people and ther are the ones who just seem to use this forum as a springboard for their own abusive opinions.
Everyone is new at some point, just be a little nicer to us. I asked the mods if there was a mentor type system so I wouldn't make too many cock ups when I started out and was just told to go with it and yep- fucked up a little at first.
I am all for constructive criticism, or general banter, but abuse and attacks on newbie posts is not the best way to make friends and influence people.
So please be nicer. Just cus we are new, doesn't make us brain dead!
:p

I'm not mean to all new people.

I am mean to spammers who only join this forum to post their crappy youtube video or to sell spooky horror dolls.

also retarded gimmick accounts.

why should the internet be so different from real life? if some retard came up to you and was like hey kiddies my name is captain spaulding and then did nothing but pretend to be a hannibal lector you would probably not want to be friends with them.

or if someone was like "hey "insert your name" my names gary I love horror! hey want to gbuy some horror dolls?" you would probably tell him to get lost.

that's life, idiots being shunned and cast aside is the way it works.

we were new once too, not an excuse for being 100% retarded.

Omfg
 

Maybe lithium or thorazine might help u. DB

Yes, it just makes sense
 

I agree 100%, when I joined it was to talk, complain, inform etc. I saw other people taking shots at others. Okay so I thought Id through in a few of my own. Your thoughts are right on . I wish the hell others would listen. Youll meet assholes thru your life and you usually shake them off or up(if possible) Luckily here you never have to meet them.
The example is the responses to Captn Spaulding. Certain people are misinterpreting his posts as being needy or retarded.
Those that are posting these moronic comments appear needy themselves.

I have spoken to Capt elsewhere and he is very decent guy and smart.

And if they dont like these comments , piss off

Don't talk to her like that you less than nothing shit.

Everyone read closely.

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17292

......Are, are you saying you're holding?

Ouch
 

Look what woke up..it was shat from the arse of a monitor lizard.

Dont ever tell me what to do db, if u dont like it fuck off

Good humour
 

Finally a sense of humor, lol I dont dabble anymore. Im high on life:eek:barf

I do what I can.

chronogrl is one of the best posters here and did not get insulted repeatedly when she joined the forum. if you are constantly being told to shut up, it's not because you are new... it's because you are annoying.

Severely outdated. That was when this forum was full of people coming and going. Now it's 95% people who have been here for more than just a few years, and we defend our own.

<3

agreed.

I would love to get more people in the forum, but not if they are just going to be trolls or pretend to be fictional horror characters.

Yeah. I respect Flayed as a mod, but I still highly disagree with that thread. It's 5 years old. If we are going to have rules like that they should be professionally decided by long time members. There's a new collaboration idea for you, V.

Thanks, MD. Glad to see you around more, too. I've missed you.

By the way - Your sig is absolutely horrifying.

I have to say the intermittent whinerbaby tantrums about how people are not immediately welcomed and/or liked much, are getting a little old, and don't really help the people in question.
Then the threads about it, then acting like we don't have a right to call stupid, STUPID, or annoying, ANNOYING.
Just post, stop taking shit so personally, ignore anyone you're having problems with and if you think there IS a problem, don't make it worse.

sticky this over "It stops now"

Summed it up nicely there cheeba.

Friends... It's funny... I used to have friends, but they turned out to be nothing but phonies.

-B

Kiss ass much?