Lamest movie monsters
 

I know there was another one of these kicking around, but i am lazy. (I just ate a big mac)

What movie monsters just suck? It could be that the premise is just lame, or it might be another "jaws with another animal" movie, or the basic idea of the monster is so implausible or boring that you think "Why did they bother?"


A few of my votes:
The snake from Anaconda. The assholes that made that movie apparently did research on how snakes DONT behave, and then made a movie out of it.

The movie frogs..... What idiot thought a movie about killer frogs was a good idea? Not even giant frogs, but Bullfrogs.

then there is Peter Benchley's Creature. They had to say Peter Benchley's, other wise people would have been waiting for the rest of the title with just "creature". Wow, amphibious man-shark. 30 years after jaws, he comes up with "amphibious man-shark". Question, what do you do with a one-trick pony that forgot how to do his trick?

You shoot him.

The worms in Squirm! were pretty stupid.

hehe, i saw that on MST3K.. I was actually going to mention that one, too, how's that for funny? I like how when they had a scene with one worm, it was obviously an artificial fishing lure on a line.

Anyone see Skeeter. An assirific film with assirific monsters.

Anything CGI.

Rawhead Rex

The beach ball in Dark Star.

Totem

Ghoulies

I remember seeing Daarkstar as a kid. One of my freinds said it was the funniest thing he had seen. After watching it, i began to wonder if he might be retarded.

Interesting side note, Dan O'Bannon wrote Darkstar, AND Alien.

If you have seen the DVD on the history of the Alien movies, he said "When you write a comedy, and no one laughs, it hurts. So i figured, if i cant make them laugh, i will scare the hell out of them."

Or something to that effect.


I have heard bad bad things about rawhead rex. Clive BArker was embarrassed that it was his first movie.

Ever see Basket Case? The "brother" looked like a chewed up football.

HEY DARKSTAR OWNS!!!!!!

Doolittle convinces the bomb not to explode.]
Doolittle: Hello, Bomb? Are you with me?
Bomb #20: Of course.
Doolittle: Are you willing to entertain a few concepts?
Bomb #20: I am always receptive to suggestions.
Doolittle: Fine. Think about this then. How do you know you exist?
Bomb #20: Well, of course I exist.
Doolittle: But how do you know you exist?
Bomb #20: It is intuitively obvious.
Doolittle: Intuition is no proof. What concrete evidence do you have that you exist?
Bomb #20: Hmmmm... well... I think, therefore I am.
Doolittle: That's good. That's very good. But how do you know that anything else exists?
Bomb #20: My sensory apparatus reveals it to me. This is fun.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Pinback wants the bomb to disarm.]
Pinback: All right, bomb. Prepare to receive new orders.
Bomb#20: You are false data.
Pinback: Hmmm?
Bomb #20: Therefore I shall ignore you.
Pinback: Hello... bomb?
Bomb #20: False data can act only as a distraction. Therefore, I shall refuse to perceive.
Pinback: Hey, bomb?
Bomb #20: The only thing that exists is myself.
Pinback: Snap out of it, bomb.
Bomb #20:In the begining there was nothing, only darkness. And then there was me.
Bomb#20: Let there be light.
[EXPLODES]

Fucking classic,

Your right about the painted garbage bag alien tho, LMAO:D

Does that bomb strike you as being slightly HAL-ish?


"What are you doing, Dave?"

Rawhead Rex---good call sleepaway [ by the way, where have you been? ]

I read Rawhead Rex and got all excited when the movie came out, then it sucked. I think Clive Barker wanted nothing to do with it as well.

I read an interview with him where he said he was mortified when he saw it.

I believe he referred to the experience as humiliating.

I liked Rawhead Rex. It just gave me the creeps. I don't care if the guy wore a mask or not. He still looked ugly and scary. One thing is for sure, I've seen MUCH worse.

The apes in congo were piss poor.

Agreed.

Hollywood Godzilla, was a sin!!!!!
... I want a man in a rubber suit stamping on toy houses!!!!

...Darkstar is a very cool movie, that beachball alien is just so funny!!!!

. . the alien-things from The Abyss. I was so disappointed.

That thing out of windigo, enough said.

the killer scarecrows in the very stupid movie dark harvest

Killer Clowns from outer space.

LMAO! Yeah, double fucking ditto. That has got to be one of the stupidest horror movies ever made.

Basket Case scared the shit out of me when I was young. Haven't seen it since I was like 9 or 10 though.

monsters
 

There were so many stupid ones. Windigo and Manitou, bigtime stupid, but more recently the creeper guy in Jeepers Creepers.

It would seem that they could have done a little better than that.

SO PATHETIC!

i didn't much like the aliens in the faculty

Faculty...
 

OH yeah, how could I forget about them?

Re: Faculty...
 

LOL i was like nine and saw it in the thearter and i was all like what the fuck?

Lame aliens...
 

Always worse too when you are stuck watching shit at the theatre. You feel like it would be a waste of money to leave!

I DID walk out on the old stupid Ghost Ship about the Nazi ghosts. Never, I repeat Never, rent this truely criminal excuse for a movie

LOL, it wasn't THAT bad, i would have at least finished it, but i still wish that i would have walked out of passion of the christ. that movie sucked ass, hXc

Hi jay02
 

Fanatical people have turned me so off on that movie I may never see it or anything like it again. I can't STAND fanatics!
Why did you hate it so much?

Passion of Christ sounds boring as hell; does anyone think it’s worth seeing? I.e. should I bother?

I really think Blair witch is the worst excuse for a movie ever, no monsters I know, but still it was bad!

Feral Cat

blair witch
 

Well I usually agree with you, but I liked this one. I expected it to be just as it was. It was also an original concept at the time.

People seem to either really love it or hate it with a passion so I can understand why you might feel this way.

I usually prefer movies that show very little and let you imagine. That is what made me like it.

BUT... I sure hated that stupid girl.

Re: monsters
 

Well, I havent seen the movie yet, but I love the Wendigo legends,And The Creeper kicks ass! No clue bout this manitou fellow, but I've dissagreed with your other choices so he perobably rox! Dont take that the wrong way

Hey everybody has their opinion, but if you see Manitou and like it , I don't know........... possibly one of the worst movies ever made!:rolleyes:

But anyway, I still will respect you! Lots of us disagree here! :)

I kinda thought the flying monkeys in wizard of oz was poor, lol but hey thats just me.

the manitou is an awful film

whats the manitou?

Be happy you don't know.

be afraid...be very afraid

ok ill take your word for it

it must SUCK

here's another one for you....who has had the "pleasure" of watching the green slime?

don't think i'll ever forget this experience.

Try out that giant monster sheep from God Mosnter Of Indian Flats or Turkey Man (complete with gobble gobble noises) from Blood Freak. And lets not forget those giant killer bunny rabbits from Night Of The Lepus.

Night Of The Lepus HOLY SHIT!!!STUPID ASS MOVIE