If V isn't back by Monday...
 

I will subject you all to excerpts from my unpublishable and horribly depressing first novel.

Also, some Street Fighter 2 fan fiction.

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I'll tell you what....If V isn't back by Friday...I'm gonna subject myself to mass quantities of beer.


so there

Eh, you've put up with my crap, only fair I do the same. :P

IS that a bad thing?

This book was written with the express intention of causing suffering to the reader. It is not a book so much as a form of psychic terrorism. I was 16, very depressed and had just read about the concept of Theater of Cruelty. The Street Fighter 2 fan fiction will be brand new. But I suspect just as painful.

Youre cute. I like you.

If V COMES back by Monday...


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I WILL POST A TOPLESS PICTURE

Of who? You're not spying on me are you?

Streetfighter 2 fan fiction bwahahaha :D

No she didn't mention anything about going blind.

Aww, shucks, how did you know?

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eye beam shooting puppies never looked so good haha

Girl's had funny looking nipples in the 80s :D

I'm always up for some Theatre of Cruelty - Artaud was a mad genius, love the guy. I say you post some whether _V_ finds his way back or not :cool:

On that note......

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Thank me for this awesomeness later. :p

also I am down for Street Fighter 2 fanfics.

If V is not back by Monday I will begin posting lyrics to some of the songs I write.This will include the words to classics such as "I got Rabies" and "Bongo Planet". It WILL be painful.

Bongo Planet does sound painful. I Got Rabies however sounds like pure gold.

And I've got serious volumes of X-Files fanfic that will make your head spin.

Here's a little sample:

"...and when Mulder walked into the spooky house, he couldn't believe that Scully was there, in a black nightie! Wow! So anyway, they start making out for a while. Then! After there making out a while, they think they hear a ghost!!! "Hey, Mulder. Did you hear that?" "What?" "I think I heard a ghost." "It must be...a alien!" said Mulder. You couldnt believe how fast scully got dressed! In her awesome uniform!!! Wouldnt you konw, it wasnot even a ghost or a alien, it was assistant Director Walter Skinner! He said "I hope you guys are here on official business!" Muler and Scully look at each other. "Of course, they both say together in unison. In their heads they are laughing. Anyway, they wished they could make out more but since Skinner was there, they had to investigate, and that's when things got REALLY spooky!!!!!!!!!!!11"

...so if you want to find out what happens, just pray V never comes back.

That's it, I'm bringin back the Creepypasta thread for some bad pasta.

Hahaha excellent work fortunato!

Hahaha!
Yes EC,that one is quite a treat.

If V isn't back by Monday...I'll post a Bangladeshi Horror short film here but without subtitles and for myself...I'll watch Night Shyamalan's The Village & the remake of Wicker Man for the first time at Tuesday evening.

Whoa! For Roshiq's sake I really hope V returns. That could be a night that leaves scars.

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!

I mean, I've already seen them and all - you should really invest in some blinds.

If V isn't back by Monday I swear to God I will revert back to the Ferretchucker who joined in 2006! I will only ever post in the picture thread, will use text language non stop and will start arguments about the most pointless things whilst at the same time desperately will seek your approval.

Why all the ruckus for if V doesn't come back? If he wants some time off, give it to him. He isn't chained to this website. If he doesn't come back, that's his choice.

Why don't instead of making all of these threads concerning his absence, you focus that same time and energy into creating things to keep this forum alive... if it really means that much to you?

Someone else can take over tournaments, if that's the only complaint, and your reason for thinking this place is dead.

I mean come on, the place is called "horror.com", not "___V___.com".

All this fanfic that everyone keeps saying they have created, post it! Give everyone something to read/laugh at.

It isn't the end of the world, nor this forum because we lost one member.

hey now.....we made a big to-do when you left in a huff awhile back...oh wait.....no we didn't ;)

Don't you see, that's the point. V made the ultimate sacrifice to save this place. He left to give us something to talk about! And both the threads talking about him have been some of the funniest shit I've seen here for a while.


(I don't actually take this seriously enough to consider in an ultimate sacrifice, I'm just a fool for melodrama)

If Chrono posts a topless picture, I will post a topless picture. And by topless, I mean skinless.

I'm just having fun with the thread.I'm new here and dont know V from shinola.That said,its a fun place but sparsely populated.Any contributor to the place would be missed.

For me that's one of the thing that makes HDC fun. Not a huge amount of people here compared to other forums so we all kinda know each other a lot better. I know the word gets thrown around a bit too much but it is much more of a community than just a forum.

I feel exactly the same way as my adopted internet son:cool:

Thanks Mummy. :)

well now loookie whtsha done did....yuo maiid me dink mass quantieseses of beer


and i fuuking hate beer

I'm drunk on Arrogant Bastard right now.

If V isn't back by monday, I'll start lurking in the background, and then hardly ever post anything, and even then it'll only be to say something stupid that I find funny but nobody else does, and then I'll disapear and lurk some more, reapeating this process over and over until eventually I just go away for a few months, then come back with a good ol' "Ya' miss me?" thread. I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL DO IT!

You do that as of now, anyway. Come up with something original.

I think that was his point dude.

I really don't like that he's just gone.

I counted him as someone really cool from the internet and would fix some nice dinner for him and his friends if ever the chance arose.

:(

and he always kept an eye out for his friends. He even urged me to go to the hospital a few weeks ago when I was being stubborn. If he doesn't want to come back to HDC I respect that, but of course I was going to worry about where he was first. Just wish he hadn't completely cut ties with everyone for fear of being harassed to come back. Necessary, it seems, but a drastic measure none the less.

You don't have the balls to do something like that! It just isn't in you.