Sex scenes. Who needs them?
 

I don't know about you but I hate movies with long or rediculous sex scenes!!! there annoying and ruin the movie, esspecially when you watch the movie with your PARENTS. Also I am looking for some horror movies that don't have giant sex scenes in them could you help me please I'm desperate

Nekromantik 2

Yeah the Nekromantik series is more about making love than sex...

Yea, watching horror movies with your parents, you certainly are living the life.

Anything by Jess Franco will do. He's always preaching abstinence.

Horror and sex essentially go hand in hand so I wants lots of gore and lots of sex with some brains:cool:

I actually think they make for a funny combination. Sex scenes in horror movies tend to make me laugh. They remind me how bad or campy the movie is, rather that entice me. Boobs are usually there to distract you from the crappy acting and boring plot.

:eek::p me need boobies in horror movies,boobies and coochie woochie entice the hell out of me in horror so you kind hurt me with your comments,that you laugh while I (uncensored comments go here) while I heart the distractio nad it doesnt distract me too much to miss the savagery and brutality in the horror I am watching,well I am kind of unedreducaked type so the crp acting and boring plot dunno effect mez all tha much.

Hey you got spare food or drink?
I am so thirsty and hunger
Please help me:D

I do get what scarymoviefreak!!! is saying. In my younger days I used to get embarrassed as hell when people would start fucking in a movie when I was watching TV with my parents. Especially since my Mum thinks even one flashed breast is pornographic :D

I;m with you there. My mom gets mad about implied sex.

Well baby sis Sisann strips every night in front of me and cous Bubba so whats the problem if its on screen fucking..I loves either way you it sucks to be purdee bout things:rolleyes:

If it wasn't for the tits in the Friday the 13th remake, I would have never made it to the end. That movie sucked.

Friday the 13th remake I liked it and the tits:cool:

Hey, I ONLY watch horror if it's got fucking...and I don't like those scary horror films, just the ones that are about sex.

Hitchcock movies my friend... pick one.
Or try the original Dawn of the Dead, Session 9, The Devil's Backbone, Stir of Echoes, Inside, The Vanishing, or The Thing.

I gotta say, I couldn't imagine The Entity without sex scenes though...

If your parents are prudes DON'T WATCH MOVIES WITH THEM.

And seriously, I cannot wrap my head around those who have no problem with simulated torture and murder, but are offended by simulated sex.

Sex is good. Murder is bad.

I don't have any desire to watch real murder or real sex on screen, but the titilation that comes from watching a simulation of sex, violence, drug use or any other reckless behavior is fun and can be (when delivered properly) quite cathartic.

Good nudity?
 

On that note I hope no one minds if I hijack the thread and ask the question:

which movies have the best gartuitous nudity??

I nominate

-Toxic Avenger .. Lots of good boobs
-Return of the living dead - Good graveyard strip scene
-Basketcase - Nice blonde nipples at the end
-Savage streets ..LOTS of good naked bodies, not really a horror but an awesome street justice flick from the 80s.

People find different things upsetting, his parents have every right to be a prude. Hell, if they wanted to find pudding offensive it's they're right. I can understand it because I understand that people are weird.

Pushing ones "weirdness" or ticks onto another though...less of a right from where I stand.

:D:cool: I try to amuse ;)

:eek::eek::mad::mad:WTF?????

I'd have a reply for you if what I said wasn't obvious already...

In any genre of films I prefer any subjective scene (including sex ones) with a proper scenario, good camera works and a nice background score.

The most memorable one was Sutherland and Julie Christie's long love making sequence in Don't look now...magnificent!

Sex scenes in horror movies are distgusting, don't movie makers relize young
children like myself might be watching adult rated horror movies for this smut
to pop up, it can cause severe psycological damage.:rolleyes:

I'm just the opposite... I think there should be less horror in my smut movies. I hate it when some lame killer like Freddy pops up and f*cks up a perfectly wonderful smut scene!:mad:

Now despite having a thread about something similar earlier, I wouldn't say sex scenes ruin movies, I just always felt there were certain movies that could've done without a sex scene. I have no problem with sex in movies, but some movies use it in a way that is more ey roll worth and just awkward than cringe worthy.

Agreed. To me, when a movie uses a sex scene as filler, mainly because the plot of the movie isn't long enough to make a movie, it's annoying. I have no problem with sex scenes, and have been known to watch a porno or two on occasion.

But in a horror flick, to me it has to further the story along. For example, PJ Soles in Halloween. She's irritating as hell, and I'm rooting for her to die since her first scene. She has sex with her boyfriend, and sends him off to get her a beer. He, of course, is killed by Michael, who then dons the sheet the boyfriend was wearing(and the glasses), and comes to the room she's in.
Then we get a gratuitous boob shot, but not for nothing. Soles character is killed almost immediately afterwards. So, there is payoff.
I can deal with that. Tit for tat, so to speak.

It's when it's just thrown in as filler and offers nothing more than "here's a boob shot for ya" that it kinda pisses me off. I like boobs, but I also like some semblance of a plot in my horror movies. Though I do love Trash in Return Of The Living Dead. But come on, it's Linnea Quigley.