I'M Back Jack
 

An elderly man called Keith

Mislaid his set of false teeth -

They'd been laid on a chair,

He'd forgot they were there,

Sat down, and was bitten beneath.




Welcome back, my dear poetic ghost. You were sorely missed. ;)

Aaaaahhhhh! It's the ghost of Marley's Ghost!

RUN RUN RUN!!!! :eek:

How fitting it is
on this all fools day
to once again rise
and come back to prey

the word was out
hdc has becoming boring
you've interupted my slumber
with all of the snoring

less people are posting
many have gone away
it takes seconds to post
c'mon fuckers, let's play

surely horror isn't dying
don't tell me that's the case
between books, movies and the daily news
there should be many topics to embrace

what's it going to take
to get the posting flowing
more pics of monster dads tiny wang
or murderdoll with her belly showing

and where are the veterans of hdc
bloodrayne,urgeok,haunted,and more
it's other interest they might have
to them we've become a bore

with this thread i post a challenge
make it fifteen pages long
i say it can no longer be done
it's up to you to prove me wrong

Amen to that.

I d like to give your challenge a shot,
If others join me, it should be easily got.

That's the problem, no one is about,
Maybe they are lurking, or are in doubt.

Vitality is missing, fun posters are gone,
Tom, Dick, and Harry, even little John.

Running out of ideas, burning out quick,
What next? What next? Nothing to pick.

On a side note, Facebook offers a lot more options to mingle, play and socialize than a linear, boring online forum dedicated to discussing horror.

...no wonder most HDC regs can be found there, but not here.

I'd say I'm on here more often than facebook.
but yeah this place has been dead for quite some time.

WB Marley

yeah........don't think you're gonna get 15 pages. This place has been deader than your tomb.

Not if I can help it.

Look, we are on Page 2!

Not by my system. I have the pages as long as possible. Makes the tourneys a lot easier to get through.

And what luck! You're back just in time for the return of IT.

Here's a little padding.

And some more.

It kinda annoys me how everyone is plugged into Facebook. It's weird the shit people post on it too makes their lives seem that extra little bit special and less mediocre I guess. Where's another Jim Jones when you need one?

Maybe the thread about "horror" not being able to survive, was a reference to that of our resident member, named "horror"?

Lay off the crack you're SEEING THINGS

I am completely baffled as to the subject of this thread,but as a true Zealot and eager newbie I am in! Now,WTF are we doing?

Don't try to understand, noob
Its meaning is much too deep
As you lay your head in slumber
Let this thread lull you to sleep

It will dance in your cerebral cortex
Like Baryshnikov or Astaire
Land with a thud in the temporal lobe
And waking you in fear

The morning brings no reprieve
You'll hear not what people say
HDC and Marley's thread
Will haunt you every day

Aww, darn...I thought that said "PADDLING", and I saw that Newb was in here, so I was like, "Oh yeah, I'm jumpin' in!"...Now I'm kinda disappointed :p

Oh, but THAT...is AWESOME :D

Y'all crazy for real yo'.

...and some more padding, to add.

Yeah, I agree. I can't stand facebook, myspace etc.....infact I was just making a post about it today on my twitter..

This is some awesome news, right here.

I so called this back there.

And some paddling for you, Rayne.

YO.....That's my job

Mwaha!....

ha I thought this thread was titled I'm Jack Black when I looked at it this morning. I must need more coffee :D

Or perhaps less weed. :rolleyes:

I don't really smoke any weed these days buddy.

Well, 11 more pages to go.

Let's have some more of you-know-what...

http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/u...9/paddling.jpg

:eek:You're not the Elvis I came to know and love. :(

In the mornin' you go gunnin' for the man who stole your water

Somebody say weed?