If I die, tell my wife 'hello.'
 

http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight


Enjoy.

They also forgot that teenagers nowadays all have brain tumors from excessive cellphone use. Also, schoolyard bleach drinking contests.

That's called 'thinning out the herd'.

See, I was gonna call you gay because you brought up twilight, but then I read the article. You're still gay, but the article was ok. :D

Yeah saying things that are true is so edgy these days. =|

Being gay is better than being A FUCKING IDIOT.

:)

Thanks for the spilled soda all over my shirt now. Ass.

Gay is the new straight...

Elvis is the new Sinatra.

Quit fucking up my anti twilight thread. You too Faustus.

What can we say? Faustus loves his Twilight and won't have it slandered. Destroy the thread...destroy the slander. :cool:

My Twilight slandering pedigree makes this thread look like Twilight fanfic written by Robert Pattinson's mom. I've repeatedly called Stephanie Meyer an AIDSmonger and blamed her for the teen pregnancy epidemic.

90% of the horror fiction community reposted his quote on Twilight. And Stephen King likes practically everything so you know something has to really suck to invoke his wrath.

Ahh, I read this stupid fucking book for times like this. First off I will point out to the new comers that the only reason I read it was because I always made fun of Twilight fans, and they told me I shouldn't talk shit until I read the book because it's better than the movie.

The book was so, so bad. It's not well written at all. Riddled with grammatical errors, and redundancy. I didn't know there were so many words for "pretty" and "sparkly", they are used in every sentence that involves Edward.

Don't even get me started on feminism, and how having so many girls fawn over a jerk like Edward is a huuuge step backwards for women.


Also, The Oatmeal is hilarious. I love this one on web-design. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell Take it from me, this is absolutely true. I actually had a guy bring his wife who knew nothing about web design to a client meeting so we could teach her html. :mad:

Yeah. It's also five times longer than it should be. If I wanted to write that book, I could write it as a 20,000 word novella.

The world needs more novellas.

I also tried to start reading New Moon, but I got to the point where Bella completely collapsed in the middle of the forest cause she got dumped and I deleted the pdf. Way to make girls look like they can't live without a man by their side Stephenie Meyer.



Oh, oh AND since I love comics check this out. http://www.comicsalliance.com/2009/1...book-twilight/ Laugh at the horrible art, and.... the point that this comic is pointless.

I write almost exclusively novellas.

and as soon as I have money I will be purchasing your writings and such. From what I hear they are relevant to my interest.

Now that WAS funny. And sadly, as evident from some sites, true.

They are indeed. Particularly if your interests include helping me buy groceries.

That would be relevant to my interests, if people who want stupid ass, ugly websites found me making my tuition payments relevant to their interests. Instead they want everything for free.

Yeah. People want all kinds of shit for free. "Will you write my screenplay? I will let you keep half of the profits if they make the movie". Hmm, let's see, will you let me stab you in the eye with a fork? I will let you lick the fork clean.