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If you are a chappelle show fan, then post one of your favorite chappelle show quotes. Thats show is off the hizzle!

"Like the good book says, he who is without sin shall throw the first rock, and I shall smoketh it."

-Tyrone Biggums (Chappelle Show
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LOL! that line always cracks me up!

OOOKKKKAAAAYYYY

Im Rick JAMES Bitch

Dog food tastes just like it smells......Delicious


WHAAAATT


CHARLIE MURPHY aka THE DARKNESS

Cocaines a wonderful Drug

LOL. The titty residue thingy was so fuckin funny.

"What is the general message of your books?"

"sir my message is simple, Jew, handicaps, homosexuals, mexicans, arabs, and all kind of chinks stink and I hate em!"

-Clayton Bigsby

haha so racist it is funny!

" Man, he wont be here will he?

" Oh, he will be here is 3...2...1...

"Is this the five o' clock free give away!!??!!"

-Tyrone Biggums

Thanks Blackkitty, but I dont wanna see the clips of the show, I just want to display the favorite quotes from the show.

But anyways, thanks. :)

"Turn your headphones up is the hottest track on the streets right now! If you havent heard of Fisticups then u aint nobody!"

"His ryhmes are so tight, they dont even have to rhyme!"

"Turn my head phones up, pump it up! I didnt say drum roll I said pump it up bitch! Nigga I cant hear out my left ear! Turn it up! Uh, Uh, alright here I go, What! What! um, What! Wait nigga my throat is dry, gimme some water! How am I suppose to ryhme when I cant talk"

-Fisticupps (Turn my headphones up)

i didnt say I wuz black. An you sayin you aint white so wut da fuck is yo problem?

Alright, quotes from his movies are cool.

" Think of the five best rappers. Dylan, Dylan, Dylan Dylan, and Dylan.
"I rip and I rhyme, I rhyme and I rip! You want some of this hot fire?"

-Dylan (Making The Band)

"Im shuttin down the studio! But the only way I will open it again is if you go to Brooklyn and get me some breastmilk from a Phillipino immagrant."
"Alright, im shuttin down the studio again! But the only way I wil open it again is if you go to New Jersey and get me some left handed golf clubs and take a picture of a midget holding these ballons"

-P. Diddy (Making The Band)

"I got some bad news and I got some good news. The bad news is, I'm shutting down the studio. The good news is that I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance."

Charlie Murphy: "Hey Prince man its kinda hot out here man. You gotta towell?"
Prince: "Why dont you go Purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minatanka."


"I saw this robbing from a mile away. Thats why i hid my car keys up my ass."

" is it almost lunch time cause i smell sombody cooking"

"OH SHIT! IT'S WAYNE BRADY! RUN!"

*Wayne pulls out AK*

"In the past few days, Clayton Bigsby accepted that he is an African American man. And, just yesterday, he divorced his wife of 19 years. When we asked him why, divorce the woman he was married to for 19 years? And he said, because she was a nigger lover.

-News Reporter (Clayton Bigsby- Black White Supremisist

"A meteor is coming toward Earth and somehow everyone is saying it is my fault. (holds up a newspaper and say meteor heading toward earth, black president's fault). So, now that earth is about to be destroyed, let me share the secrets we have been holding for so long. you see this? (holding a vial of a purple liquid). This is the cure for aids! Yes, we have had it for 25 years. And say hello to Judy, Judy, and Judy! Yes, we also were able to clone people since the 1960's. Sorry about last night (hands the cure for aids to one of the judys). Oh, and finally, this is Gizmo (an alien comes out). He is responsible for every technilogical advancement since the radio. He was nice enough to take me to his home planet. So, peace out yall. Oh, and yall is fucked! (gizmo and the president teleport away)"

-Morgan Freeman (First Contact: What Really Would Have Happened)

Oh nigger please, nigger please.

Cocaines a hell of a drug.

Then Jasper said 'look here n***er, if anyone's gonna have sex with my sister, its gonna be ME.

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

Drugs is all around you kids. Look at that magic marker cap. What the hell you think that is, some kind of crayon? Take it off and sniff it and get high.

Red Balls. Cocaine in a can, baby!

Rick James: Now, Darkness, the tables are turned.
Rick James: Do with him whatever you like.
Charlie Murphy: Motherfuckers take one more step, I'm kicking this nigga out the motherfucking window.
Rick James: Cubbie, freeze!
Charlie Murphy: You know you was wrong for what you did to me earlier. Look what you did to my face!
Soft paino music playing...
Rick James: I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I offer you a truce. The stickiest of the icky. You want to smoke with the old boy Rick James?
Charlie Murphy: Yo, man, my forehead is bumpin', man.
Rick James: Now that you mention it, I think I'm bleeding inside my chest. But I got the medicine.
Rick James: Bitch... Come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy.
Rick James: I'm Rick James, bitch.
Rick claps twice

Rick James: I'm Rick James, bitch!

Rick James: I'm Rick James, bitch. Enjoy yourself.


White Guy: Can you please stop yelling at me?
Sam Jackson: I CAN'T STOP YELLIN' CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK. EVER SEEN MY MOVIES? JUICE! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE! DEEP BLUE SEA! THEY ATE ME! A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME! JURASSIC PARK!

I always wanted to say this... fa-shizzle.

Rick James: Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!
women lift up their shirts
Rick James: The milks gone bad!

How does George Bush now Saddam has weapons of mass destruction? Because he has the reciet.

i quote chapelle's show all day at school

"one of these slaves can be your great granddaddy"


"okay" i say that one at school alot i annoy people to

breast milk youve made my day

lol. Samuel Adams.

"Stop talking so loud!"
"I can't, this is the way I talk!"

-Samuel Adams (Samuel Adams Beer Advertisement)