books never made by golden books
 

got this from my friend hope u guys like this

LITTLE GOLDEN BOOKS THAT NEVER MADE IT:
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating Too Many Vegetables
3. Daddy's New Wife Robert
4. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
5. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
6. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
7. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
8. Grandpa Gets a Casket
9. Strangers Have the Best Candy
10. You Were an Accident
11. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
12. Sometimes Your Nightmares Are Real
13. And Where Would You Like to Be Buried, Li'l Timmy?
14. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
15. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

I like number 15

those r good ones:D

i personally like #'s 4,7,9,11,15

Thank you, sweetness! :D

awwwwwwwwwwwwww bane i see u had to go back and edit the post so it would say bloodyraggurl

wow u quoted me and twist my words around:rolleyes:

how god like of u darth bane

Bane, do you really think anybody takes you seriously?

OMG that was soOoOOoOoOo lame! even for you Bane! OoOoOh you're Sooo scary! you might make it look like I said something that I didn't!:eek: I'm gonna pee myself! I'm soo scared!:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: you have proven your idiocy

I love them all.

i agree w/ ya . i think hes running low on cleverness so he has recycle all the stupid stuff hes said b4

OK, here are some of my Golden book titles:

1. Daddy, what's that brown stuff that comes out of my ass?
2. What your parents do when you're asleep
3. Finger Food: how to pick your nose in 10 easy lessons

lol i like #3 the best. these r pretty good sff:D

thanx :) just got in my email from a freind and he said to him it sounded scary and it poped in to my head to post it her

1 sounds kool:)

lmao those r good:D

LOL I could just keep going on this. It's very addictive.

1. The truth about Mud Pies
2. It's OK to pee in the pool
3. Things to say to Uncle Joe when he loses his job

lol i like the pee in the pool one. keep them coming i know u have more

Re: books never made by golden books
 

hahaha. Are these real titles of books?

Those all sound like books you made up even though they are funny. :)

lol! hahaha!

My Golden Titles That Never Made It-

1. Mommy, why is that guy sticking a stick in that girls butt?
2. Your teacher is nice, but she does not like you.
3. Do not try, you are just going to fail anyways.
4. Why I hate you and love your brother more.

Re: Re: books never made by golden books
 

glad u like them
no they r made up notice the title says NEVER made by little golden books. and i didn't make them up i got this in my email from a friend:D

Fire is Fun!
Down the Road, Not Across the Street
What Your Parents Do While You're At Grandma's (A Pop-Up Book)
Why They Can't Find Daddy

5. Why is Daddy in Jail?
6. Why is there mayonase on your bed mommy?
7. The fun of sniffing!
8. How to score some rocks
9. The fun of Gambling!

Hey, several of mine are missing. Where did they go?

The Big Book of Shop Class Mishaps
Nobody REALLY Sends Dogs To Live On Farms
Jump Into The Oncomming Traffic of Safety

I posted some really sick ones, but they seem to have been deleted by AMK.:rolleyes: She should be focassing her attention on the likes of Darth Bane.

1. Mommy, where did I come from: AKA Tales from the busted rubber

2. Cracks and Hacks for the parental codes on the DVD player

3. How to punch holes in your mama's diaphram and blame it on your baby sister

The ABC's of Fellatio

Lincoln Logs: You can make them at home!!!
How to play with your friends and achieve mutual satisfaction
Why Daddy sleeps in your sandbox sometimes

You people have nothing better to do on a friday night?

Hey, you're here too. Besides, in some places it's not Friday night anymore

Here's a Golden Book for you, Decide:

Strip Clubs and Coke vials: Why Daddy can never afford child support

The Skeptik's Annotated Children's Bible

haha yeah, thats a good one. Someone said earlier about being raging alchies, and I was like, yeah, thats cool when your 11 or 12, but I was thinking more like doing lines or something. Usually, when I drink, I perder to do it alones, but coke, now, I like to many people, funner that was, you know.

It sucks being on house arrest, you have a cerfew at 11. Only 5 more weeks.

*Laughs at Deicide for being under house arrest*

lol the pop up book title is funny:D

All About Closed-Casket Funerals
Fluffy Bunny's Trip to the Spanish Inquisition
Cannibals and You
Why God Hates You
The Man Down the Street Loves The Little Children
So Your Parents Are Selling You Into Slavery
Sex Chronicles

Dante's Inferno For Kids
An Illustrated Guide to Scat
You'll Go To Heaven If You Get In The Van
Kids At School Talk Behind Your Back...Kill Them
If You Don't Have a Dad Then You're A Bastard
Those Feelings Aren't Natural