Do we need a troll...
 

...to spice things up around these parts?

'Cuz the board has been dead these days (and nights).

Did somebody call?

This site is doody-doody.

Here is a link to a gross picture of naked old guys:

Naked old guys picture

hmmmmm...

DO NOT WANT

Aww cmon Elvis trolls are fun. :D You are hurting his feelings. ;)

Welcome, Geoff the Troll. Is there a Mrs Troll, and a boy troll and a girl troll with you? Bring your family in too. :)

I have no family. Families are dumb.
So are women. And men.

But especially horror fans.
Especially especially this site.

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Thanks for the warm welcome. :)

Trolls make shit movies

http://www.obscurehorror.com/troll.jpg

STILL DO NOT WANT

meh.......just another slow spell. It will pick up.

http://heavymetalhorror.com/Icons/NoTrolls.jpg

i'd rather have it quiet and no retards than people who only come to life when there is drama.

i dont need the people who only post for the drama any more than i need the trolls. bunch of fucking goofs, the lot of them.


when there's something to say - people will say it. summer is beginning - people are busy doing stuff.

nothing wrong with quiet times.

But but but...I like this Geoff one. Seems so nice and polite. :confused:

Cant we keep one eenie, meenie, miney, tiny, wee-sized troll? :(

You can keep him as a pet, V! :D

Yay! Thankeez, HF!!:D

Hear that Geoff? You are my pet from now. ;)

Oh, yes! Lets! :) We can feed him....what do they eat again?

Bullshit :D

and when the trolls appear - the troll lovers show up - happily feeding them more bullshit than they could eat in a year !

But...this one called Geoff seems polite and low-brow. We can feed him right? :)

The worst outcome we could have is that he might turn into Audrey III or something. But thats a small risk. :o

small...very small risk...

Who's Audrey?

You know, the small pet plant in Little Shop of Horrors.

(Well...they DID overfeed it and umm...)

He isn't a true troll. He's a forced one, so it won't have the same effect. And I have to agree with Urgeok, trolls are bad. Things will liven up like they always do. I haven't been posting for a while because there aren't any threads that particularly engage me. But if a troll comes along, it may liven up some people, but it will drive others away.

For the fun part, I guess a small part of me still misses Thomasgeorge.


























































Errr wait did I say that aloud? :confused:

...whoops.

I am no one's pet.
Sometimes I call people stupid for no reason.
Everyone is stupid.
You call yourselves horror fans? I know everything about horror and I think I should be a moderator.

Hey, Ferret Chucker, I read your "Livin' it HDC" thing. Very good stuff.
Well written.

I have something else to say... _____V______, I think your avatar is cool.

But...thats the only way they are gonna accept you. :confused:

And thanks.

Oh no no way! Trolls of any sort are bad!!:mad:

Hire me, to get rid of trolls.

- The Assassin

You are hired!:D Go get 'em boy!!

Hmm, in that case, alright.

Now where's that bullshit? I'm getting hungry.

Now I'm torn...I like this troll but I'm not meant to like trolls! V was right, this guy's different!

You're hired.

Yes, we do.

And here I am. :cool:

Right I'm not taking the bait (it tastes like shit).

*bows out*

Dare I ask how you know what shit tastes like?

I'll fix this dry spell! A minute please...

Okay, done. Now watch the fur fly!

It's awesome cause your soup thread is getting more replies than anything all week. Good job.:D

Once more I have singlehandedly saved the forum. Faustus is law!

No trolls
but a good long fight would be nice

or some secret sex thing revealed would be cool

Nice moderation.

He isn't a mod anymore...or is he? V, did you resign in the end?

And what about this for spicing things up. Could ruffle a few feathers.

FUCK YOU*, [insert name of random member here]!

*Any offensive comments made do not necessarily represent the views of the Ferretchucker. Thanks for reading.

When does one start?

- The Assassin

Please don't kill me.
I'm afraid of dying.
Please don't tell anyone.