Marley's Final
 

After Much Persuading
I Got The Big Guys Approval
To Do One More Poem
Before My Final Removal






IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED
BUT ITS TIME FOR ME TO GO
WHAT STARTED AS A JOKE
JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE FLOW

MY TIME HERE WAS A BLAST
I'VE SEEN POSTERS COME AND GO
MANY OF THEM MEMORABLE
LETS GET ON WITH THE SHOW

WE HAVE THE MIGHTY V FROM INDIA
HIS CONTRIBUTION CAN'T BE DENIED
THIS PLACE WOULDN'T BE THE SAME
IF HE UP AND LEFT OR EVEN DIED

FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER
THERE'S ELVIS, CHEEBA AND DISEASE
HI UP IN THE TREE TOPS
IS ZERO SCRATCHING AT FLEAS

WHO SAYS CHICKS AIN'T INTO HORROR
WE HAVE BABES THAT WILL MELT YOUR HEART
HAMMERFAN,MISSMACABRE AND PAPILLION NOIR
NOT TOO SHABBY FOR A START

HACELIKEWHOA AND HELLFIRE 1
NONE OF THEM A GROANER
BABES LIKE THEM AND ANGELAKILLSLUTS
GIVE LITTLE FERRETCHUCKER A BONER

THERE'S MURDERDOLL AND SHAUNA THE DEAD
AND CHRONOGRL WITH HER UGLY PUSSYCAT
JENNA26,NOVAKRU AND PINKFLOYD ARE HOT
TO THE LADIES OF HDC I TIP MY HAT

WE HAVE PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE BIZ
SEAN KELLER AND RODD MATSUI ARE TWO
BETTER KNOW AS RODERICK USHER
AND CRABAPPLE WITH THE NUTS OF POO

HE'S BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE
BUT NOW HE'S COME BACK
THE NEW CHAMPION OF THE BATTLE
NON OTHER THAN SCOUSE MAC

AND OUR FRIEND ROSHIQ
FROM THE LAND OF DHAKA
KNOW MUCH ABOUT MOVIES
MORE THAN HORRORMAN BY FAR

THERE'S THE MOTHMAN AND MASSACRE MAN
BEEN HERE SINCE THEY WERE TINY
AS WELL AS THE RETURN AND FRIDAY13THFAN
THEY USED TO BE SO WHINY

URGEOK IS FROM CANADA
HE'S TOO OLD TO GET AN ERECTION
BUT MOST OF US WOULD SIMPLY KILL
FOR A TENTH OF HIS COLLECTION

BWIND AND VODSTOK GOT MARRIED
HAVING BABIES OR NEW JOBS IF THEIR LUCKY
AND POSHER CAME SO FAR OUT OF THE CLOSET
HE MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO KENTUCKY

TO THE HOME OF THE HDC MOTHER
WITH HER KIDS DUDE GUADALUPE AND DEMON SEED
YOU WOULD THINK RAYNE ALREADY HAD HER HANDS FULL
WITHOUT ANOTHER BIG MOUTH TO FEED

NEWB THE TOWN DRUNK
IS SIPPING HIS BEER
BUT HE DOESN'T DRINK ALONE
FORTUNATO AND THE FLAYED ONE ARE THERE

TO GREET ALL THE NEWBIE'S
MANCHESTRMORGUE DOES IT WITHOUT MALICE
BUT IF THEY GET OUT OF HAND
WE INTRODUCE THEM TO DRACINDALLAS

THE MUSIC SECTION IS HOPPING
YOU'LL FIND GEDDY,ILLDOJO AND FREAK
JACOB SINGER HANGS OUT THERE
GO DOWN AND TAKE A PEEK

DANTES INFERNO WILL BE PRAISING
THE LATEST NINE INCH NAILS RECORDING
BLOODY RIBCUT CAN BE FOUND THERE
MUSIC CAN BE SO REWARDING

DESPARE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS
YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE HIM MAD
AND HAUNTED IS ALL WOMAN
THAT'S RIGHT A LADY NOT A LAD

WHEN ITS HALLOWEEN TIME
WE'RE IN FOR A REAL TREAT
NEVERENDING'S RADIO SHOW
SIMPLY CAN'T BE BEAT

IF ITS CLASSICS YOU WANT
AND YOU'RE NOT SURE OF THE PICKS
GO TO THE RESIDENT EXPERTS
PHANTOMSTRANGER AND ALKYTRIO666

I'LL TAKE ONE FROM COLUMN A
AND A TWO FROM COLUMN B
IF ITS ASIAN MOVIES YOU WANT
TALK TO ANGRA AND ZWOTI

WANT TO TAKE A MOVIE BREAK
IT'S A GOOD BOOK THAT YOU DEMAND
DOC FAUSTUS WOULD BE THE AUTHOR
AND THE BOOK WOULD BE MURDERLAND

NOW I'M SURE I LEFT OUT MANY
I ONLY HAVE SO MUCH TIME
AND TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST
I FUCKING RAN OUT OF RHYME

Pure gold brother. See you on the other side :)

Hah. My line is the best. :D

Wow. This should be stickied, it's a great memoir of the longstanding members here- and a perfect introduction for the newbies. Bravo, and I'm sorry to see this career at an end!

You say that like he isn't a regular. ;)

So it's a he, huh???
I'm sure his identity was revealed, but I either missed it or forgot. Anyway, I like not knowing better- it's like not wanting to face the facts that your parents are Santa Claus.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Nice!

That one made me lol pretty loud, actually. Genius!

Really beautiful, Marley!

Thanks, Marley.

I'm disappointed..

Thought his true identity would be revealed at the end of the poem.

Ah, perfect.
RIP Marley.

cant get an erection ??!!!

Son of A............. !!!


ow, my back.

http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/r...-walking-f.jpg

That was awesome, why do you have to leave?

Delicious.

R.I.P. till you get resurrected again. ;)

I agree with Alky. That was awesome, Marley!

Quality rhyme, Marley. See you on the flip side.

That was awesome. I will miss you, Marley. :(

Wait for Marley's Ghost's Ghost.

Bravo! Pure genius, Marley! Thanks for the mention. :) You will be missed. :(

i dont think he'll ever be too far away :)

I agree....nice work Marley....you will be missed.

is anyone aware of why he's leaving, did he get kicked? why?

I'm thinking he got bored of his "alter" ego.

Corrected. ;)

Because his "alter" ego would be ***COUGH***COUGH***ATCHOOO!*** (whoops...almost spilled out there!)

A sad, sad day indeed. I'll remember you always.

http://www.petersmeats.com.au/images/beef-recipes.jpg

In loving memory of Marley's Ghost...
 

I know I'm not good in this sorta thing but it's just a little tribute to him...:o

He was HDC's the poet cum ghost
We will miss his rhythmic post
It was bit unclear Why he has to go?
But for HDC, it's a clear blow.
Moreover, it's pretty sad to see...
there wasn't a single line for me!:(

A very good poem.

I too was hoping you're identity would be revealed, but oh well.

.....Horror?

Close.....

Actually...who's to say "Horror" isn't on here posting. He could be "one of us" all this time and we just don't now it. Of course he would take a different name so people don't bug the shit out of him.


food for thought

If I'd created such a place I would wanna join in on the fun for sure. And i think i would be exactly like.... me. :cool:

I think Horror is obviously Spamman.

Now THAT would be awsome.


Personally i think Spamman is Zwoti.

And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, Ill say it clear,
Ill state my case, of which Im certain.

Ive lived a life thats full.
Ive traveled each and evry highway;
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Regrets, Ive had a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.

I planned each charted course;
Each careful step along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Yes, there were times, Im sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it my way.

Ive loved, Ive laughed and cried.
Ive had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing.

To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
No, oh no not me,
I did it my way.

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows -
And did it my way!

But...

Empty spaces - what are we living for?
Abandoned places - I guess we know the score..
On and on!
Does anybody know what we are looking for?

Another hero - another mindless crime.
Behind the curtain, in the pantomime.
Hold the line!
Does anybody want to take it anymore?
The Show must go on!
The Show must go on!
Inside my heart is breaking,
My make-up may be flaking,
But my smile, still, stays on!

Whatever happens, I'll leave it all to chance.
Another heartache - another failed romance.
On and on!
Does anybody know what we are living for?
I guess i'm learning
I must be warmer now..
I'll soon be turning round the corner now.
Outside the dawn is breaking,
But inside in the dark I'm aching to be free!

The Show must go on!
The Show must go on! Yeah!
Ooh! Inside my heart is breaking!
My make-up may be flaking!
But my smile, still, stays on!
Yeah! oh oh oh

My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies,
Fairy tales of yesterday, will grow but never die,
I can fly, my friends!

The Show must go on! Yeah!
The Show must go on!
I'll face it with a grin!
I'm never giving in!
On with the show!

I'll top the bill!
I'll overkill!
I have to find the will to carry on!
On with the,
On with the show!

The Show must go on.

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

In the morning, laughing happy fish heads
In the evening, floating in the soup

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer, they cant talk

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

I took a fish head out to see a movie,
Didn't have to pay to get it in

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers, they don't play drums

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

Rolly Polly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino in
Italian restaurants with Oriental women.
Yeeaahh

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

Yum!

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yummmm!

Yeeaahh

...Gollum?

What are you guys on about? If he's anybody, Horror is gonna be Zero.


And V, do you really know who he is or were you just trying to get us to beg you to tell us?

Or OMCDave.