HDC Battle Royale II R.I.P.
 

STEP RIGHT UP
PLEASE DON'T BE SHY
LET US SEE WHICH ONE
WILL BE THE FIRST TO DIE

I'M OPEN FOR BUSINESS
THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM
WHAT POOR BUGGER
WILL MEET THEIR DOOM

BECAUSE THE FIRST IS WORST
NOT BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO LUCK
EVERYBODY WILL BE THINKING
"WOW, DOES THIS PLAYER SUCK".

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Kick me,
beat me,
Stab me,


If I am by your side or in your sight

Gang up on me,
Hunt me,
shoot me in the head

not before dawn but after dark

Nice :rolleyes:

No worries kids,
It'll probablly be me
I didn't completely understand the rules
So whoopitty-effing-dee.
:p

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A BIG WELCOME TO MONALISA
YOU'RE THE FIRST OF THE LOT
YOU NEVER GOT TO BATTLE
BY YOUR OWN TEAM YOU WERE SHOT

.....places flower on grave, tips a bottle of bourbon on the disturbed ground....

*slowly sits up out of her grave, takes a sip of the bourbon* Thanks man. *quietly lays back down into her grave to rest in peace*

Aaaawwwww...

How romantic.

It's not Bon Scotts grave.......

*pays respects with flowers and chocolates and a bottle of fine wine*

Cheers, Babe. Sorry to see you go so soon. :(

Yah- she didn't even have time to get in on the secret female alliance.

You're just jealous that you weren't invited.

Where's Marley's official RIP poem for Mona anyway? Marley???

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*lays flowers on Mona's grave* Sorry it turned out this way. :(

I'm guessing that he's referring to the cool photoshopped tombstones The Dead got last year... Either that or NE has turned into his own worst pet peeve and he's lost the ability to read the thread. :rolleyes:

I THOUGHT I'D DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT
THOSE TOMBSTONES ARE SO SMALL
MY POEMS ARE WORKS OF ART
YOU WANT TO READ IT ALL

SO NOW THEY GET A POEM
AND A LINE THROUGH THEIR AVATAR
IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHO DIED
YOU WON'T HAVE TO SCROLL TOO FAR

FOR I'LL KEEP A RUNNING TOTAL
AND ADD PICS OF THOSE WHO DROP
AT THE END THE ONE WITH NO PIC
WILL SURELY BE KING OF THE CROP

Bravo, Marley.

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And it will NOT be the final warrior who perishes.

Intrigued? Wait and watch.

Too much time
on your hands
you must need
now on the horror classic
pick the best seeed

This is just MY personal suggestion, but I think that rhyme deserves a ban.

Indeed.

1 poet on this Forum is more than enough.

Hahahaha!

My first thought when I read that poem was "Man, that sucks. What's something witty I can say in response?"

Then I scrolled down to your post and saw that you already had it covered.

Yeah, we get it that you're leaving. Stop being so dramatic.

Actually I am talking about someone else. But it seems like you are obsessed with wanting to see me off HDC for good.

Love the usage of "we" in the sentence, btw.

How do you know I wasn't actually referring to more than one person? Because I was.

wait.....who's leaving?





this IS just a game......RIGHT........nobody has to die.

I wonder who the final one will be.

I'm not very good at poetry.

no shit....that didn't rhyme at all.

Please Don't Make A Mockery
Of My Battle Royale Thread
This Is Here To Honor
The Battle Royale Dead

They Are The Brave
The Fighters Of Hdc
All You Other Wankers
Please Listen To My Plea

If You Want To Argue
And Bicker To And Fro
Do It In Pm's
We Don't Want To Know

oh shit.....don't piss off the ghost

I guess Marley already wrote a poem about NE in advance! :D

That'd be premature. He may look like swiss cheese, but NE isn't out yet.

Yeah, wouldn't want to have a big bottle of beer thrown at me O.o

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"Don't KILL me...PLEASE,"
WAS HIS FINAL WORDS
POOR LITTLE FERRETCHUCKER
WAS LOOKING AT BIRDS

DIDN'T HE KNOW
DIDN'T HE CARE
NOIR TOOK CAREFUL AIM
HE DIDN'T HAVE A PRAYER

Not to correct the master or anything- but shouldn't were replace was in this eulogy?

DON'T WORRY OLD TIMER
YOUR EULOGY I'LL CHECK
IT'LL BE HERE VERY SOON
AND BE GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT

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SHOCKING NEWS INDEED
THE PENGUIN HAS BEEN FILET
THE CARNAGE OF THE EVENT
ON SPYCAM 49 DISPLAY

DUDE SCREAMS IN ANGUISH
AT THE LOSS OF THE RETURN
I'M BETTING THEY WERE LOVERS
HIS FISHY MEMBER HE DID YEARN

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DUDE IS CONSOLING PAUL
I GUESS HE'S OVER THE RETURN
NO MORE FISHY MEMBER
IT'S PAUL'S POLL FOR WHICH HE YEARNS

DESPARE IS GUARDING FLAYED
AS HE LIES WOUNDED IN HIS BED
HE'S DOING A SHITTY JOB
BECAUSE THE FLAYED ONE IS NOW DEAD

HaHaHa...Dustin is gay :p

Oh...That's not good for me...:(



Anyway...RIP Flayed and Return...You were awesome players...TOO awesome

LMAO

NICE

And WOW I just discovered about Flayed before even getting to the BRII Thread.

RIP, Wolfie.