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urgeok2 03-05-2009 05:33 AM

URGEOK's Tournament of everything
 
Dont bother voting. I already decided - i'm right and your wrong.



1) best movie ever : Slingblade

2) best horror movie ever : Phantasm

3) best villian : Plankton

4) best car : who fucking cares

5) hottest HDC girl : cant decide - too many

6) Hottest actress : Beatrice Dalle

7) Coolest action star : George Clooney

8) goriest scene : pencil in the ankle - evil dead

9) best action scene : keyboard to the face : wanted

10) best soundtrack : Day of the Dead

11) best TV show : SCTV

12) funniest comedian : Norm McDonald

13) best food : Curry

14) coolest animal (past or present) : t-rex

15) biggest moron on HDC : Urgeok

16) Best comicbook ever : Amazing Spiderman

17) Best book : Something Wicked This Way Comes - Ray Bradbury

18) Best Porn star : Christy Canyon

19) Best MAle Actor ever : Mickey Rourke

20) Best Sport : Volleyball

21) Best alcoholic drink : Bloody Caesar

21) best non alcoholic drink : water

22) best colour : green

22) best number : stupidest concept ever. ok ... 5

23) best band ever : cant decide.

24) best tournament ever : this one

25) fastest tournament ever : this one

26) tournament with the leat pictures ever : this one

27) best thread ever : picture thread - before guys started posting in it.

28) best cheese ever - none of them because i cant eat it.

29) bluest thing ever - a square - painted blue

30) lamest way to stretch a tournament to #30 : the bluest thing ever question.

Zero 03-05-2009 05:36 AM

who says candians aren't efficient!

_____V_____ 03-05-2009 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 792391)
Dont bother voting. I already decided - i'm right and your wrong.

5) hottest HDC girl : cant decide - too many

23) best band ever : cant decide.


What about the "cant decide"s? :)

urgeok2 03-05-2009 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 792396)
What about the "cant decide"s? :)


my non decision is the final answer. if i cant decide - then there is no right answer


not open for debate :)

_____V_____ 03-05-2009 05:39 AM

Darn...and I thought I had a sneaky chance there. :D

scouse mac 03-05-2009 05:49 AM

It would appear Im wrong about a shit load of stuff!

The first step is admitting it I suppose :)

Zero 03-05-2009 05:52 AM

just tell yourself that there is a higher power- and his name is urge -


of course the tough step is making amends to all the people who have suffered from your misguided opinions - but trust me you'll feel better after

_____V_____ 03-05-2009 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 792391)
5) hottest HDC girl : cant decide - too many

8) goriest scene : pencil in the ankle - evil dead

10) best soundtrack : Day of the Dead

12) funniest comedian : Norm McDonald

14) coolest animal (past or present) : t-rex

15) biggest moron on HDC : Urgeok

16) Best comicbook ever : Amazing Spiderman

17) Best book : Something Wicked This Way Comes - Ray Bradbury

18) Best Porn star : Christy Canyon

20) Best Sport : Volleyball

21) Best alcoholic drink : Bloody Caesar

21) best non alcoholic drink : water

22) best colour : green

22) best number : stupidest concept ever. ok ... 5

27) best thread ever : picture thread - before guys started posting in it.

28) best cheese ever - none of them because i cant eat it.

29) bluest thing ever - a square - painted blue


Quite a few brilliant ideas there.

Hmm now where did I save my Excel list of tournaments...

urgeok2 03-05-2009 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scouse mac (Post 792405)
It would appear Im wrong about a shit load of stuff!

The first step is admitting it I suppose :)


its not easy to be king

ChronoGrl 03-05-2009 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 792391)

2) best horror movie ever : Phantasm

...

Seriously?

urgeok2 03-05-2009 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 792420)
...

Seriously?


yes .. because i say so !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Posher778 03-05-2009 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 792424)
yes .. because i say so !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Well you're old, and i'm programmed to defy you.

Papillon Noir 03-05-2009 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 792420)
...

Seriously?

Haha! That's what I was thinking! :p

urgeok2 03-05-2009 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papillon Noir (Post 792433)
Haha! That's what I was thinking! :p

the beauty of this tournament is that no thinking is involved .. i've done it for you.

_____V_____ 03-05-2009 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 792391)
18) Best Porn star : Christy Canyon

You really think she's better than this guy or his resume till now?

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j1...PeterNorth.jpg

urgeok2 03-05-2009 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 792440)
You really think she's better than this guy or his resume till now?

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j1...PeterNorth.jpg


well, not to be crude ..


but which one would you rather have sex with ? :)



what the hell..


i'm not here to explain myself. the tournament ended as soon as the 1st post went in !

Posher778 03-05-2009 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 792441)
well, not to be crude ..


but which one would you rather have sex with ? :)



what the hell..


i'm not here to explain myself. the tournament ended as soon as the 1st post went in !

.....Neither.

_____V_____ 03-05-2009 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 792441)
well, not to be crude ..

but which one would you rather have sex with ? :)


what the hell..

i'm not here to explain myself. the tournament ended as soon as the 1st post went in !


Your choice.

If I was Posher, my answer would be different though.

EDIT - Said too soon.

Posher778 03-05-2009 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 792444)
Your choice.

If I was Posher, my answer would be different though.

EDIT - Said too soon.

Yeeeeeah, it's not as funny as it used to be. And those are Rayne's words, since she always made fun of me and called me gay, and since I actually was... the joke didn't work as much. Pretty amusing actually.

newb 03-05-2009 08:27 AM

1) best movie ever : The Godfather 2

2) best horror movie ever : JAWS

3) best villian : The Kurgan

4) best car : Ford Pinto

5) hottest HDC girl : Posher

6) Hottest actress : Elizabeth Montgomery

7) Coolest action star : Jason Statham

8) goriest scene : splinter in eyeball -Zombie 2

9) best action scene : Fight scene from They Live

10) best soundtrack : Forrest Gump

11) best TV show : Dexter

12) funniest comedian : Richard Pryor

13) best food : spaghetti & meatballs

14) coolest animal (past or present) : St. Bernard [ any dog that carries booze is cool by me ]

15) biggest moron on HDC : OMCDAVE

16) Best comicbook ever : ARCHIE

17) Best book : The Summer of 42

18) Best Porn star : Seka

19) Best MAle Actor ever : Anthony Hopkins

20) Best Sport : Football

21) Best alcoholic drink : BEER

21) best non alcoholic drink : Ice tea

22) best colour : blue

22) best number : 69

23) best band ever : The Allman Brothers

24) best tournament ever : this one

25) fastest tournament ever : Posher's tourny of bands

26) tournament with the least pictures ever : this one

27) best thread ever : No Drama [ cause I started it ]

28) best cheese ever - extra sharp cheddar

29) bluest thing ever - smurf

30) lamest way to stretch a tournament to #30 : no such thing....this tourny is great

Posher778 03-05-2009 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 792454)
1) best movie ever : The Godfather 2

2) best horror movie ever : JAWS

3) best villian : The Kurgan

4) best car : Ford Pinto

5) hottest HDC girl : Posher

6) Hottest actress : Elizabeth Montgomery

7) Coolest action star : Jason Statham

8) goriest scene : splinter in eyeball -Zombie 2

9) best action scene : Fight scene from They Live

10) best soundtrack : Forrest Gump

11) best TV show : Dexter

12) funniest comedian : Richard Pryor

13) best food : spaghetti & meatballs

14) coolest animal (past or present) : St. Bernard [ any dog that carries booze is cool by me ]

15) biggest moron on HDC : OMCDAVE

16) Best comicbook ever : ARCHIE

17) Best book : The Summer of 42

18) Best Porn star : Seka

19) Best MAle Actor ever : Anthony Hopkins

20) Best Sport : Football

21) Best alcoholic drink : BEER

21) best non alcoholic drink : Ice tea

22) best colour : blue

22) best number : 69

23) best band ever : The Allman Brothers

24) best tournament ever : this one

25) fastest tournament ever : Posher's tourny of bands

26) tournament with the least pictures ever : this one

27) best thread ever : No Drama [ cause I started it ]

28) best cheese ever - extra sharp cheddar

29) bluest thing ever - smurf

30) lamest way to stretch a tournament to #30 : no such thing....this tourny is great

ALLMANS AGAIN? No. Sorry newb. This is the tournament of gayest things ever.

newb 03-05-2009 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Posher778 (Post 792455)
ALLMANS AGAIN? No. Sorry newb. This is the tournament of gayest things ever.

but I picked you as the hottest!




You don't like The Allmans because they are a manly mans band :mad:

Posher778 03-05-2009 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 792457)
but I picked you as the hottest!




You don't like The Allmans because they are a manly mans band :mad:

And possibly the most boring band of all time.

newb 03-05-2009 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Posher778 (Post 792459)
And possibly the most boring band of all time.

not true and I hate you


and stop ruining Urge's tourny......this is the best one yet.

urgeok2 03-05-2009 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Posher778 (Post 792455)
ALLMANS AGAIN? No. Sorry newb. This is the tournament of gayest things ever.

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2...ettleBlack.jpg

Posher778 03-05-2009 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 792464)

I'm not gay O.o

Doc Faustus 03-05-2009 08:58 AM

How are both of these surveys empirically true? Who do I listen to? What if I were a new member who needed to know who was hottest so I could ask them out for a picnic? Help me! I made two dozen sandwiches! I rented a meadow!

newb 03-05-2009 09:01 AM

Damn kids today.....with their cell phones and A.D.D. They have NO concentration......if a song goes over 3 minutes they start convulsing and having seizures.

http://www.theblazingcenter.com/wp-c...with-cane1.jpg

newb 03-05-2009 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc Faustus (Post 792466)
How are both of these surveys empirically true? Who do I listen to? What if I were a new member who needed to know who was hottest so I could ask them out for a picnic? Help me! I made two dozen sandwiches! I rented a meadow!

chicken salad?

Doc Faustus 03-05-2009 09:04 AM

Nope. As per the advice I was provided, spaghetti and curry subs.

urgeok2 03-05-2009 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc Faustus (Post 792466)
How are both of these surveys empirically true? Who do I listen to? What if I were a new member who needed to know who was hottest so I could ask them out for a picnic? Help me! I made two dozen sandwiches! I rented a meadow!


listen to the wind. as time unfolds, what you believe to be true will invert itself over a bead of hot cones, spyralling outward until up becomes down, yes becomes no, and michael bolton looks passable.

love what you hate, rip what you sew, and cover your mouth with your forarm when you sneeze or cough because if you use your hand you'll eventually touch something with it, potentially infecting all kinds of people.

Posher778 03-05-2009 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 792470)
Damn kids today.....with their cell phones and A.D.D. They have NO concentration......if a song goes over 3 minutes they start convulsing and having seizures.

http://www.theblazingcenter.com/wp-c...with-cane1.jpg

(Currently listening to Hey Jude, which is over 7 minutes long)



What now?

newb 03-05-2009 09:07 AM

how about the meadow........poppies or daffodils ?

newb 03-05-2009 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Posher778 (Post 792475)
(Currently listening to Hey Jude, which is over 7 minutes long)



What now?

I'm listening to a 19 minute Allman Brothers song

I still hate you

Doc Faustus 03-05-2009 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 792474)
listen to the wind. as time unfolds, what you believe to be true will invert itself over a bead of hot cones, spyralling outward until up becomes down, yes becomes no, and michael bolton looks passable.

love what you hate, rip what you sew, and cover your mouth with your forarm when you sneeze or cough because if you use your hand you'll eventually touch something with it, potentially infecting all kinds of people.

Phew. Dodged a bullet there. The meadow rental guy doesn't return security deposits, so I've gotta use it. Fine ladies, Posh...it's time for a Gumptastic redhot southern rock picnic!

urgeok2 03-05-2009 09:09 AM

no glove - no love !

Doc Faustus 03-05-2009 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 792476)
how about the meadow........poppies or daffodils ?

I go with poppies, on the offchance of them being edible or smokeable.

_____V_____ 03-05-2009 09:20 AM

Let's give Doc a hand here...with a 3rd survey!


1) best movie ever : To Kill A Mockingbird

2) best horror movie ever : Alien

3) best villian : The Joker

4) best car : Lamborghini Countach

5) hottest HDC girl : too many to list...

6) Hottest actress : Megan Fox

7) Coolest action star : Bruce Willis

8) goriest scene : Lawnmower - Dead Alive

9) best action scene : The Bride vs Crazy 88

10) best soundtrack : Suspiria

11) best TV show : Monty Python's Flying Circus

12) funniest comedian : George Carlin

13) best food : Chicken

14) coolest animal (past or present) : Great White

15) biggest moron on HDC : Devil Hunter & scaryminda

16) Best comicbook ever : Crisis on Infinite Earths #10

17) Best book : Dracula - Bram Stoker

18) Best Porn star : Racquel Darrian

19) Best Male Actor ever : Al Pacino

20) Best Sport : Baseball

21) Best alcoholic drink : N/A

21) best non alcoholic drink : Diet Coke

22) best colour : Blue

22) best number : 7

23) best band ever : AC/DC

24) best tournament ever : Franchise Tournament

25) fastest tournament ever : this one of course

26) tournament with the least pictures ever : this one (so far)

27) best thread ever : Last Seen Movie

28) best cheese ever - Cheddar.

29) bluest thing ever - the ocean (and the sky)

30) lamest way to stretch a tournament to #30 : by making 29 good queries and a :rolleyes: #30.


:D

Posher778 03-05-2009 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc Faustus (Post 792480)
Phew. Dodged a bullet there. The meadow rental guy doesn't return security deposits, so I've gotta use it. Fine ladies, Posh...it's time for a Gumptastic redhot southern rock picnic!

FINALLY you notice me. Shit.

Elvis_Christ 03-05-2009 02:12 PM

I really want to try a Bloody Caesar now.


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