real life vampires
 

ok come out with it. i know you all are out there. i want to know who you are so i can ask you, whats the deal?

in actuality, i am probably the ONLY person here that can qualify to be a vampire. i have poly morphus, meaning i burn easily. the last time i burnt i burnt my face black in many places, the skin peeled in different layers, like the moon. where my chest was exposed and my arms were red and rashed.

also, i go out for 30 minute car ride and my cheeks burn.

so i wear sunscreen everyday. although that gets to be a pain so ive turned to completely avoiding the sun. i try to get out a little bit, at least an hour everyday when i do chores outside (take care of the fish) so that i can get my daily dose of vitamin d.

anyway, since i been wearing sunscreen i pulled a michael jackson. but i think i lok better lighter, anyway. makes my lips look better and my hair stand out more

oh. any witches, warlocks, werewolves, ogres, cyclops, magic men, leprechauns.. you can come out of the closet too.

I'm an ogre... or a giant.. or maybe a troll? Well, something that's big and ugly anyway.

I dont know what I am... Hmmmm... My friends told me when I was in college that I have a knack in guessing or feeling what the questions will be on the test so every term they pester me with "what do you think hes gonna ask?" questions.......

i'm a long haired vampire slut

Look, there is only one kind of real vampire. That vampire is a psychic vampire. Any other is just for show, really.

Oh, I know FLUFFHO about nthe many people who are under your influence, because of your powers. Yeah, I think that is stupid, but what do I KNOW?

hmmm

you completely missed the point.

....excellent

Me, I'm a tick demon.

I get under everyones skin eventually and piss them off!!!

RFlagg.

No, you get under the stupid trailer park trash's skin. NOT the skin of people that are your better, such as myself.:)

Hmmm. A little bit of classism crept in there Joeltrae. I thought that kind of thing didn't exist anymore!

And as for you being my better. Probably true, but it strikes me as odd that you have to point out the fact.

Don't worry though. Everyone feels insecure at times!

Have a nice day now :rolleyes:

Most of the organisms in the animal kingdom that are evolved enough to have some ability to function on an autonomous level, do indeed form a primitive type of heirarchy. It is very natural for man, being a member of the animal kingdom, to do the same. And yes, I feel insecure sometimes, that is a universal trait of us Homo Sapiens, having a frontal lobe and all.:)

I'm a witch.

Fluffho, don't ever call a male witch a warlock. Warlock is Scottish for "oath braker." Male witches tend to get really offended when you call them that. Just so you know.

im the most dredful monster you will ever see. all fear me.

well i'm crazy so i'll believe anything

Im not a vampire, I'm The Boogeyman. I bet at least one of ya'll are a Hillbilly Bear!

well pluto it seems as though you too have completely missed the point

haunted - so if i call a dude witch a warlock, he'll get pissed off? will he try to hex me or somet hing?

ok so tell me, whats the deal? like what do you do? how do you get into such a thing? is it like a religion to you? you practice magic, like what... rainstorms or something?

i seen witches on ricky lake and they couldnt do diddly squat. they sure looked ugly though. pretty girls but in fucked up clothes and make up.

I'm a werewolf. My hair grows twice as fast as other peoples and i wake up in the morning in a worse state than when I went to bed.

sort of off topic, but a couple of years ago here in the Uk, there was a Census to gather statistics on the Uk population, and according to the results 390,000 people are registered as Jedi for their religion. lol

see here

well can sometimes tell what people are about to say :) it's fun

I've gotta be vamp....
why cuz i love to drink blood,


the best kind though is the blood that you get when a bitch is on the rag

Interesting Topic

Maybe I'm one

:p