if u could create your own killer...
 

if u could create ur own killer who would he/she/it be what would be their features and what would they past and motive be ? just wondering...




I would make a man who was terrorized in high school than jumped by jocks and he accidently bites his tounge off when being stomped(just b.c it'd be creepy). I would make it to where the nerd was in a coma for five years and he finally wakes up and starts to kill old students of his highschool and any of their relatives.

Choice of weapon: Anything that can peirce the skin.

You may think it's a dumb idea but tell me what type of killer you would make...:D

this was already made by me you dumb ass

i would probably make it gay. not jeffrey dhamer in the closet gay, i mean full out elton john and richard simmons gay

straight people can kill well so can gay people. also it would be different. anyway i liek weird shit

most likely would be more of a comedy though, than a horror

my favorite killer is the hannibal lector type, real brainy. im more into psychological shit than the disease, burnt dudes, bored people etc type of movies. well in freddy's case as well as many others there is some psychological issue, but im not too big on the 'i was made fun of cuz i was ugly now im gona kill everyone' crap. way overdone not to mention we already have that shit to deal with in real life.... stupid teenagers

My killer would have no motive. I think they talked about this in the kitchen monologue scene in Scream. Killers with a motive are predictable. He would be an Ed Gein/Jeffrey Dahmer killer who was sexually confused and liked to do things with the skins and stuff. It would also be part John Wayne Gacy who liked to fuck little boys. Pretty Gruesome, just the way I like it.

You didnt make that wut are u on about cuzz??????

yours is not the same but close i made 1 called name your own killer and my bad it chebacheba that made a make your own killer so i was half wrong

Dude, cut him some slack! That was a long time ago, and he's new!

a guy in a ski mask who injects people with HIV

Damnit, I was just going to put that.

Actually, I was going to put Mad Cow Disease.

HIV kills you too quickly :o

Thank you

ummm ok sorry about that i just get mad when people remake threads

OK, here's mine: A couple, kinda like Bonnie and Clyde, with some distinct differences. They both have deformed genatalia. The man has a 4 foot long, 50 pound penis and the female has a gaping vagina which is large enough to hide a portable 13 inch tv. Their mission? Have sex with everyone and kill them in the process with their giant organs in order to eliminate the entire world population so they can create their own freak race. I'm thinking the title would be "Gland Farm." :D

I could play the guy, it would save money on makeup effects

LOL Suuure you could. ;) I'm confident that we could get Pam Anderson for the female half.

if I'm playing the guy then I should have say in who's playing the other one (Kobe Tai)

LMAO! Who is that? Oh, and the director has the final say in casting.

Kobe Tai is an asian porn star...as in to say she is a porn star in American porn that is Asian, not a star in Asian porn movies. I like the Asian girls.

Well, if she cant fit a 13 inch tv up her WITHOUT K-Y, then she wont make it to the first day of production.

well I doubt Pam Anderson could do that either. The only one who could do that would be the chick in the Head-fucking porn

Ummm Head Fucking porn? Exactly when did this type of porn get invented?

there were vague references to it in the late 70's, but I don't think it was anything more than that. The first instance I could find was from the mid to late 80's judging from the VQ, hair and how the set looked.

Heh, are you a man that knows his porn, or what?

So, you actually saw a movie where some guy put his head all the way up a vagina? LMAO!!!

Yeah, the head went into the vagina.

How many gallons of lube, and how many pairs of forceps did that take?

Oh jesus, please nobody post any links to that thing.... I was hopiong it had disappeared off of the net......

None. She just had a huge gaping vagina.

heres a link www.tubgirl.com

Please. Everybody already knows what Tubgirl is.

thats who i'd want as well.

i would create, a killer who kills with no motive (pretty popular in this forum) that kills people with the nearest object, he is able to pick up.

Who knows, maybe a hamster is the nearest object.

that would only be sufficient in killing someone like Mr. Slave.

Jesus Christ

mine would kill anything and rape children...... he would kill with a huge potato gun... and his god would be a moose

his name: Michael Jackson
i mean. . . . . . Sir Mans-alot

My killer: Don Henley with a Rabid Squirrel Cannon

A POW green baret of Vietnam who was horribly tortured physically and psychologicly.. and when he finally got home..his town turned their back on him... and didnt think of him as a "war hero" soooo he gets pissed and goes fucked up rambo style... only extremely extremely smart....weapon.. idk.. something that leaves a big fucking hole...like some kind of large Hatchet

My killer would be a person that kills actors that make big money for dumb ass movies.

Oh, and he will wear the Scream costume and kill with the kind of knife Micheal Myers uses.

Oh, the IRONY

EDIT: Hmm...nevermind