Grammar Lessons with Haunted
 

Okay, this is just so people will know, and it should help you with your little posts and whatever. Okay!

First lesson is "your" and "you're." It's a really common mistake.

Your- is the possessive form of the pronoun you. (As in, "You are an asshole" or "You would be better off swimming in battery acid.")

Here are some sentences with "your."

Your boyfriend is ugly.
Your mama is fat.
Your idea sucks.

You're- is the contraction for "you are."

Here are some sentences for "you're"

You're an idiot.
You're wrong, dumbass.
You're the dummy.

Okay, another common mistake: there vs. their

There is an adverb describing location:

The gravity bong is over there.
There's my fucking cigarettes!

-There also describes something that is.

There are psychopaths living in that delipidated house.
There is a monster under your bed, kid.
There are many idiots in the room.

Okay now "their."

"Their" is the possessive form of "they"

Their car was stolen last night.
Their musical choice is shit.
Their annoying personality causes Evisceration to become violent.

Okay. That's all for now. I hope this lesson has been fun and educational.

Love and kisses.

Strong Bad: If you want to be possessive it's just I-T-S, but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-Apostraphe-S...scalawag

I made the dumbest mistake with this post. I'm too humiliated to tell you all what it is. Sorry.

You took the tit-shot back?!?
How could you?

Don't feel that way Haunted, we all make typos...It's no big deal:)

Rayne, your too nice to us. :)

Actually, I made a post to tell Sam that I'd made the mistake he was talking about. Only I hadn't so I had to take up space.

Sometimes, I amaze myself. :p

Just thought this thread needed a bump. A few folks on here REALLY need it. They know who they are.;)

Sincerely,

Somebody who is tired of wading through all of the garble.

and who says public education is needed

hey......BAH BAH blacksheep have you any wool?

Me

No

Then what good are ya? Bet your meat is pretty tasty.......

Sorry, but I'm fresh out of mint jelly.

mmmmm mint jelly and lamb chops.....
delicious

I don't really believe I needed this little "lesson" of yours, but thanks, I guess.

Do I?

I think I found it.

"You are an asshole." would actually be the contracted "You're" and not the possessive pronoun form of you. You could use "Your" if you were talking about "Your" asshole though.

Are you talking to me? I didn't make those statements. :confused: If I've made them, please show me.

Thanks.

wow that was intreasting

Yes, it's to you. Yes, you made those comments. (Everything I put in quote boxes were direct quotes from the first and third posts in this thread.)

It's no big deal or anything. I was just teasing.

LOL! Not quite the little miss smarty pants you thought were, are you?

u are a fuck face

Better than having a "fucked" face. Like you do.
That's how we know you're not a virgin, cause your face is fucked.
LOL LOL LOL LOL
I would say I own you but I would be too ashamed to adimtt to owning something as worthless as you!

is their something wrong with being a virgin, because i am actually one:D

Why aren't i suprised?

dont worry about all the nights of wacking it with no chance of getting laid made wa become a basturd your still young you still have time but wa i think is like 40 and will never have a chance he cant even pay a hooker to touch him its sad it really is

Who is wa? Anyways it's good to see you poested a pic of your father. was that pic taken 5 min after your mother had given birth to you?

what the fuck are you talking about

Your avatar you thick stupid dildo sucker.
duh!

Bwind, I didn't make those statements. I went back through what I said, and your "quote" wasn't in there. Besides, when you posted that "quote" it didn't say, "Originally posted by Haunted." Nice try.

Oh and Wufontang or whatever the fuck you call yourself...bugger off. What's your deal? Jackass? Comedian? or both? I just want to get that squared.

Re: Grammar Lessons with Haunted
 

This is utterly baffling. How can you deny it when your posts are still posted? Do you take drugs? If not, then I'm convinced that you might be insane. Everything I quoted you on is a direct excerpt from the first and third posts on this thread.

From the first post on this thread, your third statement down...

(This post was last edited 3-4-04.)

From the third post on this thread, only statement on the entire post...

(This post was last edited 3-5-04.)

From my response detailing the error that I thought you were referring to...

It would be "You're an asshole." and not "Your an asshole." Like I said, it's no big deal, I was just teasing, but I don't understand your failure to grasp this situation. I didn't make anything up. Everything I've said you said is a direct quote from your posts. How can you deny it while it's still sitting here in this thread for everyone to see?

(Don't bother going back and editing to make yourself look right after discovering you are so blatantly wrong, I noted the time of the last edit on those two posts.)

Wow, this is pretty pathetic.

I agree. It's almost unbelievable. I made one comment in a teasing manner a few days ago and now she's denying that she ever said any of the stuff. (Even though it's posted on this thread.) I sure didn't expect that my one teasing comment would require this much explanation.

when you put it that way, it does seem like things got a little out of hand

Indeed.

Holy shit!!! I did totally fuck up! It was a total typo, but that wasn't what I was embarassed about.

Sorry. I did mess up. I just totally over looked that sentence.

I'm really sorry. :p

"The best laid plans of mice and men..."


I feel really bad, man. I'm soooo sorry. I didn't mean to be a bitch. I was concerned with using "its" and "it's."

A bit of proof reading would have seen to that.

Question: who the hell cares about any of this? gee, did i spell that correctly?

Well considering you went back three days on the board to respond to it, I would argue that you do.

Umm... you said "your" instead of "you're".

im starting to hate u and i think i speak for jay also

i aint need no grammar lol

wjo do i hate now?