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_____V_____ 12-30-2008 06:12 AM

If you had to pick a tag-team partner for yourself...
 
...from the movies or games or books, who would it be?

There are so many cool characters to choose from, that it might get impossible to pick one of em, above the rest, to be your tag-team partner.

To do what, you ask? Well...be best friends, hang around with, share their adventures, share your life etc. I dunno...YOU tell me.

I was just talking to Hammerfan on PM and she said she would love to have Chris Lee's Count Dracula as a tag-team partner by her side, cuz it would be really cool to have the king of on-screen vampires as a buddy. Not to mention everyone around her would be shaking in their booties, watching her walk through the neighborhood with the Count by her side.

So...who will it be for you?

Better yet, who MIGHT it be?

hammerfan 12-30-2008 06:15 AM

Me and Chris Lee's Dracula would totally rule the world! :D

newb 12-30-2008 06:45 AM

He'd have my back in a fight

He's got a pretty good sense of humor

He likes beer

http://www.4frontmagazine.com/images/hellboy2.jpg

HELLBOY

massacre man 12-30-2008 07:23 AM

I'd say The Joker... but he'd kill me.

I want Batman.

http://www.studiodaily.com/blog/wp-c...atman_imax.jpg

Azazel005 12-30-2008 07:26 AM

When I saw this I was like "Hrmmm wrestling tag team partner hey..."

Which would make Newb's Helboy choice a fine one for sure. I think i'd take Kaiser Soze, can't go wrong with the invisible overlord of all crime. Plus he spins a good yarn!

Dante'sInferno 12-30-2008 07:47 AM

This guy...
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h2...nous/dante.jpg

Azazel005 12-30-2008 07:50 AM

I'd take Alucard from the sig before Dante... I swear Dante will get you killed dude.

Dante'sInferno 12-30-2008 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azazel005 (Post 772637)
I'd take Alucard from the sig before Dante... I swear Dante will get you killed dude.

Haha,yeah.OHHHHH!Maybe Sephiroth,erm...I just hope he wouldn't kill me then.:eek:

ChronoGrl 12-30-2008 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azazel005 (Post 772622)
When I saw this I was like "Hrmmm wrestling tag team partner hey..."

Which would make Newb's Helboy choice a fine one for sure. I think i'd take Kaiser Soze, can't go wrong with the invisible overlord of all crime. Plus he spins a good yarn!

Personally, I think that you and I could dominate the world... We should really start on our plotting. ;)

...

For MY tag team partner, I would have to go with one of these beautiful badass ladies:

Officer Ripley (Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien: Resurrection)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ey_alien-1.jpg

She's a badass fighter who, when put in an extremely horrifying and unexpected situation fights her way through with cunning expertise and calmness. And even though her heroine strength, she is able to portray a soft motherly side when connecting to the scared lonely Newt in Aliens.

She's tough, she's sensitive, she can hold her own. She would absolutely be invaluable as protector but obviously can connect on a feminine level as well.

...

The Bride (Kill Bill Vol. 1, Kill Bill Vol. 2)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...-the-bride.jpg

Another badass heroine with a sweet and sensitive maternal side, The Bride is good to have around if you have a streak of VENGEANCE that needs answered. She is also a trained killer, good for defense and offensive strategy and a worldly traveler - intelligent, cultured, and skilled with the blade. We could definitely go on adventures together and then kick back and relax with some sake.

...

Mitsuko Souma a.k.a. Girl #11 (Battle Royale)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...tle_royale.jpg

And, finally, if I'm TRULY looking to take over the world with plenty of blood, vengeance, and amorality, Mitsuko is my girl. She will stop at absolutely nothing - NOTHING to kill anyone and everyone in her way. While she might not necessarily be the most cultured or emotionally sensitive girl, she is definitely someone that you want as your friend.

And if Mitsuko won't have me, there's always...

Gogo (Kill Bill Vol. 1)

A perfect, unquestionably loyal minion.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...nogrl/gogo.jpg

Despare 12-30-2008 08:19 AM

John Preston

I'd even let him have a puppy.

Azazel005 12-30-2008 08:30 AM

You just want him to teach you Gun-Fu.

Despare 12-30-2008 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azazel005 (Post 772668)
You just want him to teach you Gun-Fu.

Uh... duh. :)

_____V_____ 12-30-2008 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hammerfan (Post 772588)
Chris Lee's Dracula

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 772606)
HELLBOY

Quote:

Originally Posted by massacre man (Post 772619)
Batman.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azazel005 (Post 772622)
Kaiser Soze!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante'sInferno (Post 772638)
Sephiroth

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 772653)
Officer Ripley
The Bride
Mitsuko Souma a.k.a. Girl #11
Gogo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Despare (Post 772663)
John Preston


Some very interesting choices already.

Lets have some more.

illdojo 12-30-2008 09:11 AM

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...jo/thehulk.jpg

_____V_____ 12-30-2008 09:12 AM

Very hulking choice, Dojo. And welcome back.

Stick around for awhile, bud. :)

illdojo 12-30-2008 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 772708)
Very hulking choice, Dojo. And welcome back.

Stick around for awhile, bud. :)

Thanks bro...I will. :cool:
I've been crazy busy @ work and the new GF takes up a lot of my time.

Posher778 12-30-2008 10:06 AM

Ahem. Chrono:

The Bride is MINE.

Second to, of course:


http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/l...yss/Kraken.jpg

and

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/l...verfield-5.gif

and finally

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/l...rryDarling.jpg

ChronoGrl 12-30-2008 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Posher778 (Post 772755)
Ahem. Chrono:

The Bride is MINE.

I called her first! HA! :p

Posher778 12-30-2008 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 772758)
I called her first! HA! :p

I don't think she could kill the kraken... so.... too bad.

Azazel005 12-30-2008 10:17 AM

Still dude, she's more exciting conversation then the Kraken. Still you have Cherry... so I guess it all evens out.

Posher778 12-30-2008 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azazel005 (Post 772761)
Still dude, she's more exciting conversation then the Kraken. Still you have Cherry... so I guess it all evens out.

Kraken gives a better back rub.

Azazel005 12-30-2008 10:28 AM

Seems like a slightly too slimy and lethal backrub for my tastes. I'll take Cherry's back rub instead, or Chrono's... dammit I knew I'd regret not choosing a chick tag team partner.

Kaiser you better kill someone for me dammit!

Posher778 12-30-2008 10:35 AM

*Kraken eats Kaiser*


Oh shit. So much for that.

ChronoGrl 12-30-2008 10:37 AM

Awwww - It's OK, Az. Nurse Chrono will take care of you...

*straps Az down and pulls on latex gloves*

Posher778 12-30-2008 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 772774)
Awwww - It's OK, Az. Nurse Chrono will take care of you...

*straps Az down and pulls on latex gloves*

*pulls out chain... erm... Surgery Saw*


Oh Nurse Chrono? Could you relax the patient while I prepare our tetanus infested tools?

Azazel005 12-30-2008 10:43 AM

Don't hit on me Posher... it makes me feel like an object... leave Chrono to her highly skill nurse trade.

Posher778 12-30-2008 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azazel005 (Post 772784)
Don't hit on me Posher... it makes me feel like an object... leave Chrono to her highly skill nurse trade.

Me and Chrono have just formed a tag team of our own. And don't worry. I'm not the fucked up type that considers mutilation a form of romance.

Azazel005 12-30-2008 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Posher778 (Post 772786)
Me and Chrono have just formed a tag team of our own. And don't worry. I'm not the fucked up type that considers mutilation a form of romance.

I am not sure if that means I just get chopped up without the sex... or that I get the sex and the scarring but keep all my limbs.... I go with the latter and consider the issue complete.

Threesome!

Posher778 12-30-2008 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azazel005 (Post 772791)
I am not sure if that means I just get chopped up without the sex... or that I get the sex and the scarring but keep all my limbs.... I go with the latter and consider the issue complete.

Threesome!

I'll find someone for Chrono to have sex with, don't worry. But it's so nice of you to think of her first. *Revs saw*


AMANDA. GET IN HERE.

Despare 12-30-2008 10:51 AM

As far as giant pets/tag-team partners go I would choose this fella'.

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...n/colossus.jpg

ferretchucker 12-30-2008 11:12 AM

Clover from Cloverfield. I think he'd come in handy.

ChronoGrl 12-30-2008 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Posher778 (Post 772786)
Me and Chrono have just formed a tag team of our own. And don't worry. I'm not the fucked up type that considers mutilation a form of romance.

What's wrong with sexual mutilation?

*pulls out scalpel*

Time for your medicine, Azzy...

ChronoGrl 12-30-2008 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azazel005 (Post 772791)
I am not sure if that means I just get chopped up without the sex... or that I get the sex and the scarring but keep all my limbs.... I go with the latter and consider the issue complete.

Threesome!

Now THAT I can be a part of... How 'bout it, boys?

Dr. Posher, what can I do to service you? Looks like our patient is misbehaving.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Posher778 (Post 772793)
I'll find someone for Chrono to have sex with, don't worry. But it's so nice of you to think of her first. *Revs saw*


AMANDA. GET IN HERE.

Oh, I'm in here all right... :p

Bub the Zombie 12-30-2008 11:17 AM

Bub of course

VampiricClown 12-30-2008 11:50 AM

..............

ChronoGrl 12-30-2008 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VampiricClown (Post 772835)
Nothing at all.

Now THAT'S what I like to hear...

*pulls out syringe*


Quote:

Originally Posted by VampiricClown (Post 772835)
Pretty much any of the people I would have chosen for my tag-team partner, have already been mentioned.

I don't know why, but I think that The Crow would make a perfect tag-team partner for you.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...nogrl/crow.jpg

He's a young rockstar badass - You're a young rockstar badass... Not to mention, I think that deep inside, VC has a sweet, twisted romantic side - Like The Crow. :D

VampiricClown 12-30-2008 12:04 PM

...............

massacre man 12-30-2008 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 772843)

I don't know why, but I think that The Crow would make a perfect tag-team partner for you.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...nogrl/crow.jpg

He's a young rockstar badass - You're a young rockstar badass... Not to mention, I think that deep inside, VC has a sweet, twisted romantic side - Like The Crow. :D

And they can share make-up.

ChronoGrl 12-30-2008 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 772800)
Clover from Cloverfield. I think he'd come in handy.

Awww, now. Clovie's pretty big and scary. Maybe you'll be safer with someone your own size.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ogrl/des-1.jpg





:p

ChronoGrl 12-30-2008 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massacre man (Post 772849)
And they can share make-up.

Guys who can pull off makeup are hot.


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