How Are You Going To Die?
 

Have you ever thought about how you're going to die? Of course you have...we all have...Sometimes we base our assumptions on our lifestyles, family medical history, or just a "feeling"...I honestly believe that I will die from an aneurysm or a stroke, something to do with the brain...

I know I won't die from a heart attack, A plane crash, AIDS, an overdose or any form of suicide or murder...and I'm nearly positive that it won't be a car wreck...

So...What about you guys?...It's going to happen...Have you any idea HOW?

Considering I'm 89, I'm hoping to get one last giant stiffie, which is going to suck all the blood and energy out of me. I have a whole bottle of viagra waiting in the cabinent.

i want it to be something like final destination but unpainful i have a premonition save a bunch of friends so whenever i die all my friends will go with me... but im hoping on being last to go

maybe something like my last friend is hit by a car then the car crashes a chunk of metal comes and takes me out real quick so i dont feel it

Shit man, remind me not to be your friend.

I'll stay alive, thank you.

Im hopin that I die in my sleep ya know, peaceful. I dont want my family to think that I suffered.

i just dont wanna go up there alone ill fly the wrong way and end up in japan

and dont worry ill take people my age not someone 77 years older than me

I'm going to be murdered by an obsessed stalker.

it will be tonight haunted just look out ur window if im not there im already behind u holding my machete

LOL...I'll protect you Haunted...I'll devour his soul...Look out Massacre Man (nevermind, you'd never see it coming anyway)...:)

Gunned down by a goverment agency, hopefully be a martyr for a great cause.

u will get there to late hahaha

I have 3 reticulated pythons and there mannerisms are unpredictable even as far as snakes go.they can get well over 20 ft long and weigh over 300 pounds.They are consticters like boa,s only much larger and much more dagerous.I dont know if that will be what kills me but it sure is in the back of your mind when you are handling one.

god man u used alot of big words

cancer or heart atack, probabley before im 30

well.......if you must kno, im going to die in my sleep, in my own house when im 95. hopefully lying in bed with my husband who would be holding me lovingly in his arms.

isnt that sweet! *tear* thats what i hope for anyways.

but if i were to choose a way to go in style i'd want torture, involving whips chains, (sex), beating, skinning, burning, and that one machine used to streatch a person.

lol

i can arrange that

Im pretty sure it will be suicide for me. I know im a coward, easy way out, yada yada yada. The truth is ive had reacurring dreams about slitting my wrists in the bathtube my whole life. Ive even writting songs about it. Ive never acted on this because i have alot balancing me out right now, i have alot of good in my life. But its always just a bad day away...

Going down in a blaze of glory.

Actually its bound to be something really boring and just dying of old age, with really bad arthritis as it runs in my family!

Either way I hope it's not painful.

And I'm too much of a chicken shit to commit suicide.

To be honest I actually have not thought about it. It would be nice if I could die saving another life. That would suit me fine.

;) What are Soul Devouring Sorceresses for, anyway?

Merci beaucoup, Rayne

I wanna die like a man, like getting caught in the gears of a combine!!! I want a messy death that SOMEONE is gonna have to clean up!

Law Enforcement Suicide

make the LA shootings look like a BB gun game in an amusement park.







though a horrible way to die I would think to be bound to a stretching rack, shot with an endless supply of industrial staples from an electric stapler while 30-40 icecicles are dropped with precision upon me.

LMAO!...Oh wait...He really can:eek:

LMAO!!

I wish to die in a dule.
A standoff.
Me and my Enemy.
I aim. The fireing of a gun.
My gun.
Hah, Hes dead.
I look down.
It cant be , Im hit.
I fall to the floor.
Its over......





That is the way I will die.

I will make sure it happens that way.

I'm 33 and have already had chemo, radiation, and a bone-marrow transplant, but now I'm cancer-free and plan on staying that way.

I want a Sam Peckinpah death, dammit: a cigarette in my mouth, a pistol in each hand, standing on al pile of dead rurales and surrounded by the whole damn Mexican army!!!!!

Thats hardcore man:( i wish you the best and am glad to hear you are doing better.

I want to go down old but in a blaze of glory. Say my kids lock me up in some nursing home. I make a mad escape by sliding off the roof in my bed-pan, jump in a wheel chair, and jet down the highway. Of course I loose control, catch on fire (have figured this part out yet) and roll down the hill...maybe taking out a few cars and a tractor-trailor or two...

Re: How Are You Going To Die?
 

im probably gonna die from a severe cold when im old. when i was two weeks old i nearly died of pnuemonia caused by a cold, i came very very close to death. to this day i get affected by colds more than the average person. colds are very minor things now, but when i get old and my immune system gets less and less itll be a different story.....

I'll probably get shot from gambling debt - it's my only addiction.