I'm Going to be Sexist For a While.
 

Women drivers,

No survivors.

If you don't like the way women drive,


Get off the sidewalk.


http://archief.flabber.nl/archief/015421.php

I could've sworn I saw Chrono driving one of those, and MissMacabre was totally driving the bus. Murderdoll... Was probably operating the camera so she could see the carnage.

I kinda think that men are worse drivers. They're more likely to speed and show off. But...I do get bad road rage when I'm stuck behind slow ass old people or people that constantly brake for no reason. But otherwise I am a pretty smart driver. I'm cautious. :D

Statistically women get in many more accidents but the accidents men get into are generally more fatal/serious. That's why guys pay more than gals as far as insurance goes, they're more likely to total out the car.

"Accident"? Oh, no, I don't consider those incidents to be accidental at all... I targeted all of my marks quite purposefully, thank you. ;)

*steers right into Chrono's lanes and curves*

I am gonna love all the bumpings. :cool:

I'm going to be sexy for a while.


(you cant see it - but i'm pouting in a coyish fashion)

*pushes the gas and lets go* ;)



Oh, I can see it... from outside your window! :eek:

holy shit, i'm on the 15th floor !

she's a damn vampire !!
Start sucking !! :p

Bumpity! Bump...bump...BUMP!

LOL

Urge... Let me iiiiiiiiiiiin! Let me iiiiiiiiiiiiiiin! No, really. It's drafty out here. :p

i think you're biggest problem isnt going to be the wind ... its the hawks and falcons that hang out there :)

Hawks and falcons? Where do you work - The White Mountains? :p

By "office building" do you really mean "cave on the side of a hill"? And by "desk" do you mean "log"?

Crazy old man. ;)

You mean you didnt know yet?

He is a modern gold-digger in the Yukon. Has his own office right outside the quarries, with a laptop and a Virgin cellular.

Very senile, very eccentric.

LOL

Instead of gossip at the water cooler, he gathers around the creek (pronounced "crick") with the other woodland creatures.

"Say, squirrel. Have you heard about what CHIPMUNK has been up to lately?"

No, this isn't up for discussion. Women are worse drivers. End of story.

i'm serious you crazy woman !!

there are tons of these birds all around the area .. the falcons are tagged - they let them loose around the building to control the pigeon population.

they love high buildings where no one bugs them....

*runs over Posher*

See?

Are women worse drivers than Asian men? Hmmmmm... :confused:

ha ! thats right, you WERE in toronto :D

I think old people are the worst drivers.

bad drivers
 

Yeah its gotta be old people, asian men and women with their bloody kids in the backseat screaming at them. I say gag the little bastards!

Being stuck driving behind old people is like my old personal hell. For some reason, if they have little American flags or ribbons on the back of their car... That's like sticking red hot pokers in my rectum in my own personal hell.

Hey!

I havent totaled MY cars!:mad:




...yet.

Come to Ann Arbor and you'll see that I didn't need the trip to understand. ;)


I thought you were Indian... quit ruining my stereotypes. ;)

Well, exceptions can be hard to handle. ;)

Chronogirl; yeah it must suck living in US with all those patriotic flag fliers everywhere! we ve gottem here 2 but their generally despised by the general public and are regarded as CHAVs as we call them here. Stands for Council Housed And Violent. All they do is eat mcdonalds, drink beer, watch football, start fights and reproduce degenerate children that suck up the countries benefits. I call them the Underclass and as always i reserve my right to be a snob! :)

So Chavs = English rednecks?

Remember the movie Aliens... half those Marines were actually killed by Ripley's driving.

No Chavs are what we usually call Wiggers. Ours sounds horribly racist though....

I had a conversation with Disease the other day about this. Apparently in Australia these people are called NEDS.