Stupid questions
 

They say there is no such thing as a stupid question, but that is a load of crap. There are plenty.

Here is one that bugs me... And it happens all the time:

"What do you do?"
"I am a programmer."
"A computer programmer?"


....



What other kind is there?

Share the stupid questions you get asked.

Does it hurt to have a baby?
Fuck no,its like a walk on the beach:D

that one


:D

"Don't you trip over that when you walk?"

"Do you want a beer?"

I think its funny when people actually see someone puking and ask if they are sick...wtf??

After taking a baseball to the cheek at 90mph from a pitching machine i was asked "Dude, did that hurt?"

I got my tats recolored the other day,the tat guy asked me,after he was finished,are you sure thats what you want?Its a little late to ask that don't ya think....


Someone just walked into my office,i was holding the phone to my ear and speaking into it..."Oh,are you on the phone?":D

More often than not people would come over and the first question will be "You live here?" I mean, c'mon DOH!!!:rolleyes:

"why do birds suddenly appear ...?"

A friend asked me if she could borrow a tampon...i was like,you can have one but i do not want it back.That was the best one i have heard all day!

Are you there?

Who would win in a fight? Freddy or Jason?

Are you there, NE?

"Are you making another tournament?"

When Jehovah's witnesses knock on your door and ask "Is now a bad time?"

Do you know the way to san jose ?


no - i have no idea how to get there.

Thats not a stupid question. It's very pertinent, actually.

And nope, the Villains tourney will be my last one for awhile. Unless people demand another.

:D


Make about 50 more why don'tcha.

Only if you promise to vote.

But since you never do, my heart is broken, repeatedly. Ergo, no more tourneys.

One i run into at drive throughs, and explains why they screw up orders so often: they dont listen.

"I would like a big mac, just the sandwich."
"Would you like the meal or just the sandwich?"
".................Just the sandwich...."

It was a joke. A bit of friendly teasing. Don't take offense.

None taken. I m serious.

The Villains one will indeed be my last.

I know what you mean, I was just saying, you seemed to take the joke and make it all very serious like you were annoyed slightly.

When someone falls and busts their ass. After people laugh a bit, they walk over to you and ask: Are you Ok?

Yep. Just spectacular. :cool:

When you're listening to your MP4 player, walking along, and someone says "Hey, is that yours?"

You see a person with pack of smokes and lighter in hand, dressed for cold weather, walking toward a door:

"You going for a smoke break?"

one of the stupidest questions i ever heard was from a hardware engineer 4 when I worked for enterasys. this one requires a bit of setup.

Enterasys is like a small version of Cysco, they make networking equipment and software; you know, what the internet essentially exists on. The ranking in the company goes like this: 1 2 3 4, pretty simple. An engineer 4 is a senior level engineer, meaning they have been working with routers, switches hubs and all manner of networking equipment for over 10 years AT LEAST.

So i get a call from a guy and look him up. Engineer 4. In all seriousness he asks:
"Is the server with the internet on it down? I can't get to my home email."

problem number 1 is minor: dont waste company resources (IE, helpdesk personel) because you cant reach your personal email, we dont care.

The big one is, this man managed to put in over 10 years designing and building hardware for the internet and HAS NO IDEA HOW IT WORKS.

For the 2 maybe 3 people who are reading this and may not know, the internet is a collection of servers, switches, hubs, routers, cables and half a million other pieces of equipment scattered all over the world. Not on a server in one building where itmight come to a crashing end because someone spills a glass of water.

I'm bald and clean shaven, and actually have people ask where there is a barbershop? WTF buddy

Nooooooo! I love the tourneys! :(

I hate the stupid questions people ask because they have no idea how to start a conversation, but feel the need to strike up polite conversation, yet only create akward silence:

"hot enough for ya?"
"cold enough for ya?"
"Do you think it will stop raining?"

Please, just shut up if you have nothing substantial to say.

So...nice weather we're having, huh?

*punch*




:mad:





Damn, i hit a kid!:eek:

Can I ask a stupid question?

***Whimpers***


Wh...wh...wh...WHY?!


(That was another question by the way, although Why is a pretty useful one, and one that has motivated scientists and theorists throughout the ages.)

In the hands of an annoying toddler though, this is the grandaddy of stupid questions, because they say it (often times) to BE annoying, not caring at all abiout the response and asking it about things that have no why explanation.

"I'm turning off the tv."
"Why?"
"Because it's dinner time"
"Why?"
"Because its time to eat, the food's ready"
"Why?"
"quit asking that"
"Why?"
"Because you are just being an obnoxious shit and dont care about the answer"
"Why?"
"Shut up or i'll tear your doll's head off"
.............................
"Why?"




My kid never did this until my wife started nannying the kid in my "stupid, stupid people" thread a while back.

im struggling, dragging a refridgerator to the third floor of an apartment complex by myself......

guy drinking beer: " do you need help"?

ahhh I've always hated that esp. when I was a kid I would always freak out like wtf DON'T ASK ME IF I'M OKAY if I just busted my head open you know?

in the "general forum".....only intelligent questions answered here :D

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Niiiiiice. :D

Sometimes people let their friends borrow each other's music devices though. But a follow up to this is if they have the special headphones that have volume control built in (in addition to the volume on the music player) and you tell them--

"Hey, would you mind turning it down a bit?" and they reply:
"Huh? What? You can hear it? I'm too loud?"

NO FUCKING SHIT. YES DAMMIT, IF I"M TELLING YOU TO TURN IT DOWN THAT MEANS I CAN FUCKING HEAR IT YOU MORON !! :mad:

Yeah it happened to me last night. I didn't bust my head--just my ass--but the same result: "Are you ok?" WTF? :mad: