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pinkfloyd45769 10-26-2008 04:00 PM

5 wishes
 
If you were granted 5 wishes right now what would you wish for?
1.I wish for mike to be with me everyday
2.I want to get through school and quit going back
3.no more hunger
4.no more homeless
5.live a happy life:)

massacre man 10-26-2008 04:10 PM

1. Maggie
2. A chance to hang out with Kurt Cobain
3. Maggie
4. Superpowers
5. Maggie

bloody_ribcut 10-26-2008 04:11 PM

1. i wish for an garage door opener.

2. i wish for my garage to transform into a gun sore, stocked with guns and ammo.

3. i wish for ten pounds of weed in the attic, with the propper materials...papers,lighter,.etc..

4. i wish for a refridgerator full of smoked turkey legs.

5. i wish for a zombie armageddon.

novakru 10-26-2008 04:18 PM

1) My energy back
2) My girls would aquire some common sense
3) My husband would become a man
4) Depression would cease to exist ....for everyone
5) I'd give the last wish to the crazy guy that is always asking for smokes in front of Target and screaming at traffic about something I can never understand.

pinkfloyd45769 10-26-2008 04:20 PM

I loooove your last wish Nova:D

massacre man 10-26-2008 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by novakru (Post 749041)
3) My husband would become a man

You got a young one like Maggie, eh?

monalisa 10-26-2008 04:29 PM

1. I wish I could find my dream job, one that I actually felt passionate about and enjoyed.

2. I wish I'd win the lottery, then I wouldn't have to worry about wish #1.

3. I wish I had spent more time with my parents when they were still alive here.

4. I wish I could express myself better.

5. I wish I had more energy.

novakru 10-26-2008 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by massacre man (Post 749046)
You got a young one like Maggie, eh?

That would be a nice excuse but age has nothing to do with being a man.
You are more of a man than he is and he is 43

novakru 10-26-2008 04:36 PM

So Sorry!!
My computer was being slow so I hit the keys!

SORRY guys

novakru 10-26-2008 04:36 PM

I'm sorry!
oops

monalisa 10-26-2008 04:42 PM

Nova, what are you sorry about? You made sense to me.

pinkfloyd45769 10-26-2008 04:45 PM

Yeah,i know how you feel about that.Mike is wayyyyy more mature than my ex,who is 10 years older than him;)

massacre man 10-26-2008 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by novakru (Post 749059)
That would be a nice excuse but age has nothing to do with being a man.
You are more of a man than he is and he is 43

But that's not fair to compare someone else to me. I'm awesome.

novakru 10-26-2008 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by monalisa (Post 749066)
Nova, what are you sorry about? You made sense to me.

I triple posted:o

hee

pinkfloyd45769 10-26-2008 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massacre man (Post 749070)
But that's not fair to compare someone else to me. I'm awesome.

Thats why i compare everyone to your awesomeness;) ;) ;)

monalisa 10-26-2008 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by novakru (Post 749073)
I triple posted:o

hee

Oh, you human you! :p :D

novakru 10-26-2008 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by monalisa (Post 749082)
Oh, you human you! :p :D

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:D

Leprucky Cougar 10-26-2008 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by novakru (Post 749083)
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:D

Great guys...now back to the wishes. :)

Festered 10-26-2008 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Leprucky Cougar (Post 749093)
Great guys...now back to the wishes. :)


http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/k...jp8a9njriv.gif

The Flayed One 10-26-2008 05:53 PM

What kind of boozed up drop out Djinn did you come across that grants 5 wishes?

That's about as logical as Six Minute Abs.

I guess I'll play along with you and W.C. Genie.

1. A sentient living dead Rice Burner. Me and my Zombike would tear down the streets at night, fighting crime. This is nice in theory, but I would probably be the worst crime fighter in the world seeing as my second wish would be:

2. +2 Endless Mug of Beer. Seeing as how this wish would probably have a fairly negative health, my third wish would need to be:

3. Liver of Odin. The liver of the mighty Norse god would be installed in my body, forever protecting me from my arch nemisis Sir Osis. Of course, to compliment all of that beer, I'll also need:

4. Bottomless Bucket of Hot Wings. As you can see, the mixture of all of these will lead to the need of my last wish:

5. Colon of Steel.

It's a good thing I made Zombike sentient. I'll need someone to talk to while I enter my own personal Valhalla : Eternal Vegetation.

I'm a simple man with simple needs.

pinkfloyd45769 10-26-2008 05:58 PM

I guess 5 wishes was a little much.I think 3 is not enough,damn...now i'm confused:(

Festered 10-26-2008 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by The Flayed One (Post 749106)

5. Colon of Steel.


I'm a simple man with simple needs.

I've seen a couple other simple men with simple needs that might be interested in your 5th wish, should you so happen to get it granted.

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/k...enacce/3-1.jpg

The Flayed One 10-26-2008 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Festered (Post 749116)
I've seen a couple other simple men with simple needs that might be interested in your 5th wish, should you so happen to get it granted.

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/k...enacce/3-1.jpg

I usually eat garlic bread with my wings, so they probably wouldn't want any part of that. Not saying I believe vampires fear garlic, but would you want to get too close to someone who's eternally eating hot wings, blu cheese and garlic bread and drinking beer?

Festered 10-26-2008 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by The Flayed One (Post 749118)
I usually eat garlic bread with my wings, so they probably wouldn't want any part of that. Not saying I believe vampires fear garlic, but would you want to get too close to someone who's eternally eating hot wings, blu cheese and garlic bread and drinking beer?


Yea, but they're from the League of Extra-horny Gentlemen*















* No shit, I swiped it from Family Guy.

Leprucky Cougar 10-26-2008 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by pinkfloyd45769 (Post 749108)
I guess 5 wishes was a little much.I think 3 is not enough,damn...now i'm confused:(

maybe 4 is just right 4 u

ferretchucker 10-27-2008 02:01 AM

1. When I'm older, definetely have the option to go to a University.
2. My family live long, healthy lives.
3. Be able to meet my Grandad (as a ghost).
4. No more war or conflict between countries.
5. Meet Freddy Mercury (as a ghost).

Vodstok 10-27-2008 03:38 AM

1. To have more money than Bill Gates

2. To lose this apathy

3. The ability to stop time. Between the movie Two of a Kind and an episode the Twilight zone that came out in the 80s, i have been obsessed with the shit you could do if you could freeze time.

4. Have Bree never get as pissed at me as she does other people (we have argued over this one...)

5. My former family to simply disappear. Bye.

Leprucky Cougar 10-27-2008 12:56 PM

In no particular order


1. I wish I could vote
2. marry my soulmate
3. Get all my degrees out of the way so hopefully I'd be financially set by 30
4. Be a playwright & director
5. Be a politican

monster123 10-27-2008 01:01 PM

1. A good man who will help me with my children
2. A million dollars
3. A nice big house
4. No more financial problems
5. Did i mention a really good man :)

ferretchucker 10-27-2008 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 749227)
3. The ability to stop time. Between the movie Two of a Kind and an episode the Twilight zone that came out in the 80s, i have been obsessed with the shit you could do if you could freeze time.

Dammit, why didn't I think of that?!

Leprucky Cougar 10-27-2008 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by monster123 (Post 749471)
1. A good man who will help me with my children

5. Did i mention a really good man :)

I'm with ya. :) Two neccessities every woman should have.

bloodrayne 10-27-2008 01:50 PM

1) I wish that my kids would always be happy, healthy and safe


Other than that, I don't really need anything else

monster123 10-27-2008 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 749503)
1) I wish that my kids would always be happy, healthy and safe


Other than that, I don't really need anything else

Thats the best wish of all.

novakru 10-27-2008 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Leprucky Cougar (Post 749469)
In no particular order


1. I wish I could vote
2. marry my soulmate
3. Get all my degrees out of the way so hopefully I'd be financially set by 30
4. Be a playwright & director
5. Be a politican

#5 is not you
You'd have to be devious
even if you went into politics for the right reasons, you'd have to sell your soul eventually..........didn't you watch Legally Blonde 2??
Good reference material:D

Leprucky Cougar 10-27-2008 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 749503)
1)

Other than that, I don't really need anything else

Sure you may not need anything else....but does it neccessarily mean you don't want anything else?

bloodrayne 10-27-2008 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Leprucky Cougar (Post 749509)
Sure you may not need anything else....but does it neccessarily mean you don't want anything else?

I know how to get what I want, I don't need wishes for that ;)

Seriously...Other than even MORE horror movies (which I am always obtaining), I have all that I want, too :)



I guess I COULD use a little more time and a little more sleep, but I expect both of those things to become available to me when Ash turns 5

Leprucky Cougar 10-27-2008 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 749526)
I know how to get what I want, I don't need wishes for that ;)

Seriously...Other than even MORE horror movies (which I am always obtaining), I have all that I want, too :)



I guess I COULD use a little more time and a little more sleep, but I expect both of those things to become available to me when Ash turns 5

How old is he now?

bloodrayne 10-27-2008 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Leprucky Cougar (Post 749530)
How old is he now?

2...I've got a little ways to go

Leprucky Cougar 10-27-2008 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 749541)
2...I've got a little ways to go

Not that long...he'll be there b 4 u know it. I remember telling my mother she had forever to go with me....but in a month and a half shes' done with me.

Phalanx 10-27-2008 03:38 PM

*Immortality for myself and loved ones.
*For my future child to be healthy
*People who start fights for no good reason, I'd have their heads explode
*Legalisation of weed - I think this would help peace and alcoholism.
*All meat to be cloned from brainless matter.


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