3 Stupid Questions
 

Since everyone gets 1 stupid question a day, I've been stockpiling mine.

1. How did I get a referral on my profile? I haven't referred anybody to this place.

2. Who is Chainsaw Guy and 3. why can't I scroll down his threads? I posted in this one - http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8299 and can't even see my reply. Then I started tripping over other threads of his, and can't see anything but the initial post. He isn't banned, so what's the deal- resident magician?

1. A wizard did it.
2. A guy.
3. Because he's the wizard.

1) why doesnt hair grow green ?
2) what is the square root of rocks
3) if a train leaves london at 3:00am and one of the passengers is eating reeses pieces, at the same time a car leaves paris with a flat tire and a back seat full of used flasglight batteries doing 3000 miles an hour, whick one is covered in thick dense oily unicorn spit ?

1. It does. It's just a very brownish green.
2. A chunk of rock that when multiplied with an equal sized chunk is equivalent to the size of the original rocks.
3. Neither, it's a trick question. Cars don't go 3,000 miles an hour.

1) Why are eggs egg-shaped and cones cone-shaped, but hearts aren't heart-shaped?

2) Why doesn't watermelon candy taste like watermelons?

3) Why do people keep building houses on the Florida coast, knowing that they'll eventually get wiped out?

Answer(part 1)

Answer(part 2)

Answer(part 3)

Duck sausage.

do mexicans go to heaven?



why are we paid in paper and worthless metals?





who is festered?

I'm sorry, I was busy reading this-

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13721

....what were you saying?

You quoted him and responded. You don't have to ask him what he said, it's right there for you to read. Dumbass.

1.Does unicorns eat carrot?

2.Why does the garbage man eat my garbage?

3.Am I a nice person?

I'm sorry, I was busy reading this-

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13721

....what were you saying?

I'm sorry, I was too busy singing and saying everything I thought and felt.

What were you saying?

I would love to know the answer to the watermelon candy question.:cool:

Because it's impossible to replicate the awesome taste of watermelon, babe. It's like cloning Bruce Campbell. It won't be the same.

Gotcha babe:cool:

There's something fucked about ChainsawGuy's signature pic, I think - does the same thing to me.

Don't see him around so much anymore, but back when he was a regular I had him on ignore - even though he was a pretty cool dude. I'd usually read his posts in another window so they wouldn't fuck up the thread.

Well, there's 2/3 of the answer, and it only took 1 post. Thanks.

1.) How many samwich, Horace?
2.) 17?
3.)I just saw this movie from when I was a kid. It had Stephen Dorff and little goblins coming out of a hole in his backyard and there was a lameass ending with a poorly built dinosaur. And the title involved some kind of portal. What's that movie again?

careful doc .. or someone will change your quote to a mean picture - just to teach you a lesson !! :eek:

Julie "Fuckin" Andrews is a MEAN PICTURE?!!!!!:eek::eek::eek:

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/k...acce/sofm2.jpg

...and it is a quote from The Sound of Music, BTW.

Nope. Just a fine fine lady.

Hmm, so then what is your reason for posting it over and over again in this thread?...If not to be used as an insult, then it's simply pointless and irrelevant...Unless your intention is merely to share your favorite musical with the forum, although it would seem that you should have created a 'Favorite Musicals' thread for that...


Very odd

I hate The Sound of Music,which has nothing to do with this thread.Just sharing with you all:)

I guess you must have missed the point. :confused:


Very strange that you would reply 3 times, to a thread in which I am attempting to get some answers to specific questions, ......yet don't try to answer them. All 3 times.


Very strange.

I'm pretty sure that when you sign up for the first time here, you're asked the question "Were you referred by another member?" and a text box field is provided to enter a Screen Name (you can test it by clearing your cache and cookies and initiating the New Member flow). Someone must have put in your Screen Name.