I had to wrestle a Croc...
 

...and then skin him, and mold the skin into a makeshift cable to hook up to the internet, just post here. Chrono... don't say I never do anything for you...

Hi everyone! I'm Az, and I am pretty sure a know everything. I hail from the dusty land down under, and so long as no one tells, I didn't actually wrestle a crocodile, skin it or create a makeshift cable. I have been told that this is a wonderful place full of frivolity and tales about zombies, puppies and zombies eating puppies, I figured it was worth some investigation. In all fairness, I try very hard to not be too pretentious sounding, but not very successfully, so I'd appreaciate if you at least try not to lynch me. The inner movie critic in me has been pretty lazy lately so I may observe more then comment so as to avoid saying anything else stupid.

Nonetheless nice to meet you all.

Azazel?

Supernatural series fan?...Or just general demonology buff?


Either way, Welcome :)

Your 1st post was in the thread about the coolest game to come along in a decade...I like you already:D



Welcome puppy:)

Wilkommen!

There's more talk about demon naked cats than puppies.

Welcome to the site........any friend of Chrono's....is a friend of ours........maybe...if you pass certain tests.

with an introductory post that contains proper grammar, no smileys, words with 3+ syllables, and even a tinge of humor, i really mean it when i say "welcome".

Welcome to the family....or lack thereof.....jking

Welcome.

Allow me to give you the tour.

To the top of the general forum are several HDC Top 100 lists. Please take the time to browse our labors of love.

Stuck on a movie? The top of the Modern Horror section is where you want to be.

We're a fun family with lots of projects, a few radio shows and several smaller celebs of horror. Take the time to get to know us, and you won't regret it.

-Flayed

Someone has to say it, might as well be me........;) :D










http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r...stfu-44523.jpg

The poor guy....I mean pup.

Yep, it's one of the better stfu n00b pics I've found. Right to the point!!!:D

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I actually RARELY go into this part of the forum - I saw you in the Games forum and nearly inhaled my oatmeal (wow - I just reread that and realized that I happen to have a certain knack for being and sounding utterly lame).

WELCOME, AZ!

And dare I say, you're looking mighty handsome... ;)


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P.S. This interweb difficulty you speak of... I wasn't aware that you were living in the OUTBACK and had to rub two armadillos together to get a connection.

I'm impressed if he can find 1 armadillo in the outback, let alone 2...

Armadillos aren't native to Australia? I just assumed that all silly animals were. You know, like kangaroos, platypuses... Silly animals.

i must admit, while a hearty welcome certainly has its place, it's refreshing to see you flaming noobs again. :D

I just had to Google "STFU." :o

I actually have never seen Supernatural so it’s not that. I actually first heard the name in the film “Fallen” and I just liked the sound of it, it rolled off the tongue so nicely. Then I added the license to kill bit at the end to keep my interweb alter ego mine, ALL MINE!

Weeee! I am popular already! Danke ;)

Are the demon naked cats being eaten by zombies? Maybe at least cross breeding with puppies? We are not putting the Naked deomn cats in the Microwave are we?

I know what you mean Fortunato, its sad when some of the mere basics of human communication kind of impress us; such is the vast faceless void of the internet.


Uh oh... this isn't going to end up with me wearing bugger all clothing and standing around saying funny things with my weird accent is it?

Heh, it's part of your charm Chrono. Like I said don't say I never do anything for you!

Well we don't have armadillos, we do have Echidna, I had to use one of those to attach the makeshift crocodile skin cable to a passing kangaroo to increase my internet range. Little know fact kangaroos are natural internetty-stuff conductors, it's true!

*shakes head* Noob.


ANYway, thank you all so much for your warm greetings, I'll try to behave, but it's not my strongest suit.

Hell, you get style points from me, just for knowing how to edit your posts.

You silly Australian. You're trying to communicate but all I hear you saying is, "Kangaroo kangaroo crocodile koala. Koala koala koala g'day Fosters. Shrimp bar-bee kangaroo."

Armadillos are native to Central America and have migrated north. They can now be found all over the hiways of Texas in a flattened form.

Poor little guys.

i guess when their armor was being designed - 2 ton cars werent taken into consideration.



i'd love to see one of those little guys up close..

I thought i had already replied to this.But,Welcome,enjoy your stay and you seem pretty cool so far.Have fun!