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Dr.Kelvinstein 01-25-2004 09:51 PM

What movie killer would you be least afraid of?
 
I know most folks will probably go with a certain killer doll, but I'd say Hannibal Lector. I'd whup his hammy, overacting ass real good.

Sam The Egg 01-25-2004 09:54 PM

Freddy, by simple lack of logic. You wake up, Freddy can't kill you. Nancy burns herself, she wakes up. The pain makes her wake up. If Freddy cuts you, doesn't that hurt? Freddy killing is counter-productive by the simple fact that if he hurts them, by all logic they should wake up automatically. He'd have to do it quick, like break their neck or something.

Dr.Kelvinstein 01-25-2004 09:57 PM

I never put that much thought into a Nightmare movie, but damn, I guess you're right. Freddy would almost have to kill you with the first blow to have any effect. But you gotta admit, braining Hannibal Lector with a lamp or a baseball bat or whatever else comes to hand would be loads more fun.

Sam The Egg 01-25-2004 09:58 PM

Just for the sheer psychological impact, I would rather see Freddy vs. Hannibal than Freddy vs. Jason. If my brain had a penis, that movie would give it a hard-on

Dr.Kelvinstein 01-25-2004 10:00 PM

When asked if there was something sexual in women being stalked in most of his movies, Brian DePalma said it was simply common sense. A man being stalked wasn't as scary because they could probably give the killer a run for his money in any fisticuffs that might ensue.

Sam The Egg 01-25-2004 10:01 PM

OMG SEXCISM!!!1

Dr.Kelvinstein 01-25-2004 10:03 PM

I don't think it's sexcism as much as a size thing. I also think Hannibal should get smacked around for remaking Manhunter. Michael Mann is smoother than grape jelly.

Sam The Egg 01-25-2004 10:05 PM

grape jelly is sticky and kinda lumpy

Dr.Kelvinstein 01-25-2004 10:13 PM

Not the Extra Smoothy brand of grape jelly. There's a picture of Corey Fieldman on the label, and the company is owned by Kip Winger. I think Crispin Glover has stocks.

Sam The Egg 01-25-2004 10:13 PM

I just know of Smuckers

Dr.Kelvinstein 01-25-2004 10:15 PM

You should probably shop around more.

Sam The Egg 01-25-2004 10:16 PM

I get my food off the internet. Being a recluse and all

fluffho 01-25-2004 10:43 PM

do they have any food monsters?

like ones made of food?

if i were gonna make a movie, thats what i'd do.

oh wait there was the witch in hansel and gretel!

dashripper 01-26-2004 07:02 AM

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Originally posted by fluffho
do they have any food monsters?

like ones made of food?

if i were gonna make a movie, thats what i'd do.

oh wait there was the witch in hansel and gretel!

Pizza the Hutt in Spaceballs.

moonsorrow 01-26-2004 07:37 AM

chucky... what the fuck is a foot and a half tall doll going to do to someone like me?

Haunted 01-26-2004 08:00 AM

I'd have to go with Chukie as well. He's probably got some supernatural laws around him, but I've got more.

moonsorrow 01-26-2004 08:06 AM

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Originally posted by Haunted
I'd have to go with Chukie as well. He's probably got some supernatural laws around him, but I've got more.
i take it your into the occult or something along those lines?

Evisceration 01-26-2004 08:07 AM

Jason and Chucky.

Jasons not too smart, and he's slow. The only time I'd be scared of him is if he caught me.

Chucky is doll.

Angelakillsluts 01-26-2004 08:40 AM

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Ghostface. He's pathetic. lol

crazy clown 01-26-2004 08:41 AM

chucky. all you'd have to do is stomp on him.

Angelakillsluts 01-26-2004 08:52 AM

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Originally posted by crazy clown
chucky. all you'd have to do is stomp on him.
Yes. Blowing him up won't kill him but your size 10 shoe should do the trick. ;) Dolls have always scared me, it started way back with tommyknockers.

Death By Jell-O 01-26-2004 08:56 AM

I'd go with the Tall Man from Phantasm...If you're not poking around in his mortuary, chances are he'd never come after you.....Damn nosy kids brought it on themselves...

Angelakillsluts 01-26-2004 09:00 AM

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Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
I'd go with the Tall Man from Phantasm...If you're not poking around in his mortuary, chances are he'd never come after you.....Damn nosy kids brought it on themselves...
ok I change my pick to pumpkinhead :p

donniedarko3 01-26-2004 11:47 AM

just like eeryone else i have to pick chucky. i hate that fucker. seriously, just punt his ass and hes done.

avenged_soul 01-26-2004 11:52 AM

probally freddy. or that evil thing frm dream catcher, that flew out of that guys butt! woah scary! :D

bloodrayne 01-26-2004 12:26 PM

I'd be FREDDY'S nightmare...I'm the true dream master...:)

Egekrusher 01-26-2004 01:36 PM

Bullshit, that's MY position!!!!

bloodrayne 01-26-2004 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by Egekrusher
Bullshit, that's MY position!!!!

LMAO @ Egekrusher...Competition?:)

mudsliptones 01-26-2004 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
I'd be FREDDY'S nightmare...I'm the true dream master...:)
a dare bloodrayne, I'll be sleeping within the next 3 hours, so in 3 hours you try to get into my dream
and make it something bloody

Evisceration 01-26-2004 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
Yes. Blowing him up won't kill him but your size 10 shoe should do the trick. ;) Dolls have always scared me, it started way back with tommyknockers.
Hey, it's the same with cockroaches. You can fire 50 nukes at them, but they won't die.

But you smash them with the sports section, they go down...fast.

bloodrayne 01-26-2004 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by mudsliptones
a dare bloodrayne, I'll be sleeping within the next 3 hours, so in 3 hours you try to get into my dream
and make it something bloody


I'm the master of MY dreams Mud...Interesting concept though, as I am ALWAYS up for a dare...Perhaps I will look into astral projection...Hmmm...:cool: :)

Rotting Eye 01-26-2004 02:20 PM

I'd have to go with the girl from The Ring. Oh no, she's blue, wet, and crawled out of my TV.

Grab her by the hair and throw her across the room.

Game over.

moonsorrow 01-26-2004 02:24 PM

she kills just by having a peek at you though...good luck fighting someone who can kill with a look. id rather be taking on leatherface and his hillbilly chainsaw...at least i have a chance to fight back right?

Evisceration 01-26-2004 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by moonsorrow
she kills just by having a peek at you though...good luck fighting someone who can kill with a look. id rather be taking on leatherface and his hillbilly chainsaw...at least i have a chance to fight back right?
True, shoot him in the hand, grab the chainsaw....have some fun.

Rotting Eye 01-26-2004 02:30 PM

It's only implied that she kills with a peek. You never actually see how the man dies. She could have touched him or something.

Let's say she does kill with a peek. Do you have to make eye contact with her to kill? Let's say you do. Well uh.. don't look at her eyes and plow through her. That would be funny as hell heh.

Chucky may not be scary, but through all the movies he was tough as hell to kill. He was burnt, chopped up, etc etc, and still didn't die. So as lame as he might be, good luck killing him before he kills you.

Unless you know voodoo, of course.

avenger00soul 01-26-2004 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by moonsorrow
she kills just by having a peek at you though...good luck fighting someone who can kill with a look.
Perseus did it.

I guess I'd rather go up against Pappa Jupe and the boys before anyone else.

Haunted 01-26-2004 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by moonsorrow
i take it your into the occult or something along those lines?

Totally. Rotting Eye pointed out the voodoo thing, and that's what I was driving at. I don't know voodoo, but there's other types.

PsychoticPanda 01-26-2004 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by Dr.Kelvinstein
When asked if there was something sexual in women being stalked in most of his movies, Brian DePalma said it was simply common sense. A man being stalked wasn't as scary because they could probably give the killer a run for his money in any fisticuffs that might ensue.

I think it's creepier/funnier when men get stalked in movies. Because it gets old with women. It just happens so much, you know? Besides, being female, we are more emotional, and such. Which could over all make us more psychotic. :p

moonsorrow 01-26-2004 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by Haunted
Totally. Rotting Eye pointed out the voodoo thing, and that's what I was driving at. I don't know voodoo, but there's other types.
im not a big beliver of things none can prove, im not at all against itt though, some of my closest friends are mages, are you into any form of magic or the like? define further

Sam The Egg 01-26-2004 04:41 PM

Yes, in a face-off Chucky is no problem. But he's small and can hide in places. Say you're driving and you need some napkins to wipe some spilled Fresca. You open the glove compartment and OMG CHUCKY HAS A KNIFE CRASH INTO A WALL AND BURN TO DEATH WTF!!!!!11


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