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HAHA!
Screw their pain, I hate hippies....

I have that same reaction when I spill my beer.

Fucking hippies.... god seriously... they were really crying about it. And holy shit the one at the end was the most rediculous one.

I know this is incredibly shallow, but its not like these people had a choice between Victoria's secret models and hippie nutcases and just decided they liked trees more.


Someone on the radio pointed out something horrifying:
These people VOTE.

Ladies and gentlemen, The next President of The United States Of America.....

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"he's very grounded, rooted with a firm grip on the country. No doubt he will let others pick on the low hanging fruit, while he deals with more lofty matters."


Dont worry, I punched myself for the puns.

That made me giggle. BUt yea seriously sooo many puns there you deserved to get punched.

come on, that video is a joke - a parody right ?

ANY pun deserves a punch. thats why its part of the word.

Some beautiful ironies i would love to see at the end of that clip:

A bear wanders into the group and kill several who try to hug him.

Another tree falls on them, killing several.

Treebeard calls them "little orcs" and proceeds to stomp them like ants

Some guys in uniforms with armed escorts and begin taping off the area with plastic that reads: Private Property - Old Growth Logging Company"


Dont get me wrong, I'm all for saving trees, especially old growth ones, but this kind of behavior makes me want to stomp baby leatherback tutrles while eating a whale sandwich...

Wow.

They're almost like a cult: Come cry with us. You'll feel better. Can't you hear the trees speaking to you? Hello, Mr. Rock.

I think some people just need a cause to feel better about themselves.

Nope. Welcome to America.

As Jack Nicholson said:
"Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all full here."

I just watched it again. They should get the trees cards. A card for each tree that says "I love you, tree", and then nail them to the trees. Then, they should print flyers, encouraging others to give the trees cards. And books. About Trees.

:D

i couldnt watch more than a couple of seconds of it....

its like watching a train wreck. or a manson family gathering.

It made me realize what an asshole I am. I could not look away, and could not think of enough horrific things to say or do. I honestly would antagonize these people to violent rage if I had access to them, simply because I would think it was funny, and I have no impulse control with these things. I think it comes from being a little brother.

die. i want them all to die. stupid fucking hippies.

Like, all of them, man ??!!!



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Haha. I was directing that at the people in the video, mostly, I guess shaggy can live.

It may just be an improvement...

When he is done with America, we could also do with his services in Australia.

Zoiks! Holy shit, Scoob! This man here wnats hippies dead!



Shaggy was a beatnik, not really a hippie (more of a proto-hippie). Hannah Barbera was stuck firmly in 50s sterotypes, so he was a different breed of annoying useless moron. Now he can live and you can have a clean consience fo rnot letting unecesarry hippie-livage :)

Bush.
Tree.

Is Tree also republican? Because if he is, then he might sign a bill that would allow his people to be murdered by the thousands to get to Alaskan oil.


I bet those Earth First douchebags would video themselves puking in rage. I would watch that :)

i got a kick out of the 1st live action scooby doo movie where they heavily hinted at shaggy and scooby as being a couple of dope smoking potheads.

and they were always hungry as a result of 'the munchies'

i was at Toronto's answer to Disneyland a few weeks ago and there were some scoobydoo shirts there ...


2 kinds - one for the kids that were just scooby doo and wonderland, and ones for older kids which were again - all drug references..

I think the drug references are something that have come along from people watching the shows. I dont give H-B the credit to have any kind of subtext in their shows.

Although shows like Jabberjaw may be the result of heavy drug use.

Scooby Doo was always giggling stupidly and craving Scooby Snacks.

And Shaggy did seem wasted most of the time. Either that or brain damaged.

So it makes sense...

I had actually never heard of this show until you mentioned it and I watched a quick youtube video. definetly a strange show.

It is the pinnacle of just how fucking lazy Hannah Barbera was to me. The naimation was garbage, the basic outline of the show was "scooby doo, with a band and a shark", so they set it underwater.

Wait, we can make a "dog like" voice, but what the hell does a shark sound like? No idea? Fine, he'll talk like Culry from the the 3 stooges.


All o ftheir characters were either actors/characters from the 30s 40s and 50s, or the same generic template "teens".

Jesus, this bugs as much as hippies and dead trees....

Enemies so far:

1. Hippies
2. Sharks with stupid voices.

Who's next? :D

Australians.



Just kidding :D

I hope i can find more videos like that one... I used to work with people similar to that. They weren't that hardcore, they just liked to argue, smoke pot and not shower, but beyond bumper stickers on their gas-guzzling $400 beaters, they didnt really want to do anything.

Oh that's harsh :D

LOL

You listen to Opie and Anthony, don't you? ;)

I do, greatest radio show ever.

Good Call. As soon as I heard it this morning, I had to find it. :)


About as funny as old ladies in Boston saying "can't" :D

This should get those tree hump- I mean, huggers crying.

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But it's a shame, a terrible shame. Those trees deserve to know that we love them. WE LOVE THEM!

Well, this has turned into an entertaining thread.

Scooby Doo = Good times

Stinky Hippies = Hypocrites

Slight correction:

Stinky Hippies = Retarded Hypocrites

Wow.Talk about hitting the crack pipe.



I'm suprised the tree just didn't commit suicide and fall over and crush all of their dumbasses.



SHUT UP YOU GODDAMN HIPPIES!"crunch"

No, man. the trees were all like "thank you for your tears my brothers and sisters! the earth mother weeps with you for the loss of her green children."







But I'm pretty sure the porcupines snickered and called "Stupid whiny eco-faggots". Porcupines are kinda cynical.

Made me crack up, too.

These hippies SERIOUSLY drive me crazy. ARGH.

Another shallow moment... the screaming girl at the end is just about the ugliest thing i have ever seen. She probably hugs trees because her parents spurned her in the cradle for being uglier than the freak baby who grew up to be the penguin it Batman Returns....

I didn't watch it with sound, but it looked like forced tears.

Come on, you know situations where tears are going to help your case so you just think about your dead relatives or something. The girl at the end was probably crying because she was ugly... you'd think after someone fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, they wouldn't love trees so much,

They are still hippies though, so I do wish death on them. hopefully by fire, or having a tree fall on them for the ironing.

Whatever kind of trees (no pun intended) them hippies are smoking............. I want some.