Would You Rather 2.0
 

The old thread disappeared into the void, so here's the new one :D

Simply, person one posts a "Would you rather..." and the next person chooses which they would rather do.

You can't tak the easy way out and say "Oh i'd rather just die" or "Ew neither!" You have to choose one of the options, no matter how gross or awkward.



Would you rather eat a tub full of mayonnaise or a tub full of sour cream?

Sour cream


Would you rather listen to Hannah Montana or Celine Dion? :D

Celine Dion... But still ouch.


Would you rather kill an innocent child with your bare hands or kill and eat a convicted child molestor and killer?

Kill and eat.


Would you rather watch House of the dead non-stop forever and ever or Would you rather have your eyes ripped out?

House of the dead. I can't live without vision.


Would you rather cut off your own arm or cut off your best friend/lover's arm.

I'll lop my own shit off. This is like an unwilling version of "this or that" I see. :p

Ok would you enjoy masturbating with sandpaper or engaging in homosexual sex?

I guess I'd have to say the homosexual thing.I can't bare the idea of my package being injured.



Would you rather walk a mile on hot coals or get a hundred papercuts?

I'd rather walk on hot coals, with my feet covered in vaseline and some shoes covered in flame retardent gel.

Would you rather die in a fire or drown ?

Drown.


Would you rather jump into an alligator pool with chicken pieces strapped to your body or jump into a shark tank bleeding?

Shark tank. That'd be a cooler way to die if I had no choice.


Would you rather be married to ThomasGeorge or Omcdave?

Thomasgeorge,dave proably gets into some very dark things.



Would you rather eat a piece of poo or 1000 chili peppers?

Poo

Would you rather be shit on or barfed on?

who hasn't been barfed on?

would you rather peel off all the skin on your leg or cut your own arm off?

Fuckit, I'll lop that arm off. Oh and I've not been barfed on. :p

Would you rather be stabbed or shot?

Shot. It's quicker and depending on the gun it can be easier to sort out.

Would you rather have a computer with no internet or no disc drives?

No disc drives I can live without that but not the internet.


Would you rather have a tooth pulled with out being numbed or kicked in your speacial area?

If we could have the tooth back afterwards or if it wasnt a front one, then pulled. Otherwise, i'll take curling in fetal position for 25 minutes with the latter.

Would you rather be raped or sodomized?

Raped.


Would you rather be forced to watch a sex tape of your parents or watch a sex tape with your parents?

Jesus what a horrible option. Watch one with.


Would you rather be deaf or blind?

Deaf I dont think I'd like not being able to see.



Would you rather watch two girls one cup or lemon party?

What's lemon party? I've not seen 2 Girls 1 Cup yet, and have ZERO intentions of doing so.


Would you rather be mauled to death by dogs or eaten by a shark?

shark

leave the country on your own or get chased out by a very jealous
and angry relative?

Leave on my own.



Would you rather swim in raw sewage or walk a mile naked?

Walk a mile naked


Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or by a rabid animal of some kind?

poisonous snake

would you rather fight a boxing gorilla or a chimpanzee with a black belt?

Boxing gorilla.

Would you rather eat a live cockroach or a dead grub

Roach


Would you rather be dumped in a vat of acid or have all your limbs lopped off?

Vat of acid...

would you rather lose your eyesight to a 3 stooges finger poker gag gone wrong or losing your hearing from a Q-tip accident?

Q-Tip accident

Would you rather be disabled (confined to wheelchair) or disfigured (facially)?

Disfigured facially.. i am already pretty ugly..

would you rather get herpes from a high school sweetheart or Syphilis from your Mom??

Syphilis is curable.


Would you rather die and be tortured in hell for eternity, or go to heaven and find that it's not so special. (Or if you're murderdoll, you go to heaven and it rocks)

i think thats a pretty easy choice. 'not so special' take priority over eternal suffering any day.

eat poop or drink pus?

Drink pus. Feces totally eek me out.

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Would you rather...

Peel a hangnail all the way down to your elbow...

or

Peel off your fingernails by sticking bamboo shoots under then?

they both sound pretty painful but I'll say peel down to the elbow as long as I can peel fast.



would you rather spend the night alone with Ted Bundy or Jeffery Dahmer?

Ted Bundy. Im not his type :) PLus, he was smaller than me and i could beat his ass.

Would you rather

Be stuck in a tank filled knee high with angry brown recluse spiders or,
be buried alive in a casket full of maggots

That's easy. Maggots. They don't eat living things, and when dying in a casket, I'm pretty sure when you started breathing in all of that carbon dioxide, you'd feel like you're falling asleep.

Not to mention I have a slight thing against spiders....


Would you rather......

Fall from 100 feet, just to be saved by a pool that has been electrified?

Or

Boil in lava, then have everything suddenly become cold, just to have freezing water sprayed on you until you freeze to death?

Electrified. I think that that one would go significantly faster. I think that freezing to death would be pretty awful.

Would you rather...

Take your big toe and second toe and pull so hard you split your foot apart...

or

Stick your hand in acid?

Stick my hand I acid considering I've done that before.



Would you rather put a cigarette out on your tounge our have your genitals pierced?

You're stuck your hand in acid??

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Get my genitals pierced... It'll make climbing stairs that much more interesting.

Would you rather...

Eat a boiled bull's testicle

or

consume a live baby bird?