Horridly offensive lyrics/bands
 

I'm headed off to see what is often referred to as (next to GG Allin) the most offensive punk band out there, The Meatmen, so i figured I'd make a thread where people would post horrible, offensive lyrics. you know you're intrigued. cmon, post your worst. or just throw out some names of some nasty bands.

FANG - I've Got The Disease

Gonna tell you about the wretched impulse
I want to come like a nuclear missile
I want that pooch licking on my cock
My geyser will blow steam off
I've got the disease
It always creeps into my dreams
I become a dog fucking sex machine
Beastiality is what I like
Fuck your cat stab it with my knife
I rip your cows horned head off
Fuck his brain with my chainsaw
Take the sheep put their legs in my boots
Put my blue weiner up the poop chute

Have fun at The Meatmen dude should be a killer show!

thanks man, hopefully tesco plays with 4 foot blow up dicks like he does, should be a blast.

those are some nasty lyrics there. I need to check some fang out.

I think i've found the most horrible, disgusting lyrics ever.
expose yourself to kids-gg allin.
im not even going to post the lyrics... yes, its that bad. if you want to read it, seek it out yourself.

Pretty much everything from the band "Anal Cunt".

Yeh GG takes the cake for this kinda shit! I find him pretty fuckin' funny and a bunch of his tunes are some of my favorite punk songs period.

Fang were great. I listen to Landshark/Where The Wild Things are a lot. The shit they put out after Sam McBride got out of jail was pretty lame. But yeh Fang is a band I fuckin' love. Haha Nirvana even covered them :D

I guess i'd find GG funny if he wasnt dead serious about what he sang about. guy had some problems, i sort of respect/despise him. I think i might make my way out to piss on his grave one day.

As for Anal Cunt - yeah, some real offensive anti-semitic racist stuff, but i recently learned is not to be taken seriously. I almost made my way out to the 20th anniversary show in boston, but the lead singer aint what he used to be since the drug induced coma...but he still sings the song "you're in a coma" which he wrote beforehand.

I don't know how serious he was about a lot of that shit. He was just out to really fuck people off. Have you seen the documentry Hated? Its a really good watch.

There had to be an element of seriousness though, especially with the way he self-destructed.

For sure. His songs about wanting to kill the people he hated and breaking down boundaries that contained him are very serious.

ive always wanted to see hated, actually.
I think a lot of it was pretty serious though. raping woman and animals on stage isnt exactly a joke. have you seen this?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2LvZd_9aMU
GG on Springer? usually springer is bullshit, but this is really intriguing actually. you can tell from the interview he was a bright dude, but he definetly had issues

Guess who used to play with GG back in the day before he became a crusader against spam on a certain horror forum ? :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...okemon/GG9.jpg
CK

I was going to say people should talk to you about GG.

Cheers for the link Mothman that was a interesting watch.

although this will look like an offhanded joke - it isnt in the least.


many years ago when i first came to toronto - i had a cubicle at work next to this girl who played some light rock station.

celine dion, mariah carrey, whitney houston, phill collins, michael bolton.

i found that i was getting pounding headaches every day - stress induced headaches.

one day i saw an ad on TV for another local 'alternative' radio station and they featured some tunes i liked so i brought a radio into work and played that station just loud enough to drown out what the idiot beside me was playing.

the headaches went away.

light rock horrible shit is the most offensive of any music i've ever heard.

stupid repetative simpleton lyrics, that cheezy fucking electric keyboard sound that dominates every 'song' just shit, unthinking, uninspired, vapid, vacuous usless crap garbage motherfucking cocksucking fucking fuck fuck fuck shit fuck piss fucking shit.

worst thing is - i'm in the age bracket of people who LOVE this garbage.
every time we're invited to someones place and i see that sewage in their pathetic CD collections i'm immediately turned off and know unerringly that i'll have fuck all to talk to these people about - ever.



so yeah - quite honestly and in all seriousness - i find that shit to be the most agressively offensive music of all time ...

it's actually better classified as non-music.
the opposite of music.

wait...let me get this straight. is that you playing the guitar with GG in front of you?:eek:
did he ever throw feces at you?
bring on the stories, im sure you have tons!

Yes, that pic was from the first live show I ever played out when I was 18. We only played 3 shows before he was jailed in Ann Arbor, MI and he died soon after his release.
No feces thankfully since he didn't bother with the band. We were just kinda there. It was audience interaction he was into :D I'm saving my stories to write down some rainy day with the pics I have, but someone sent me links to shows I played on YouTube:
Odd Rock Cafe show
There were more at one point, but I'm not looking for them now since I have a deadline on a filmfest Monday. They probably got pulled for content.
CK

wow. were you not in shock when he took that fan on the stage? i know i would have been a little shaken. let me know if you ever get the chance to write those stories down.

Reading about his stage exploits and actually viewing them first hand (much less being a part of the spectacle) was pretty surreal. Of course nothing can come as a surprise at any show after playing your first with him :D
Yeah, I've been asked before to write my stories down. A roadie wrote a book a few years ago about a few shows he did for GG and the few I've told apparently are much more interesting (esp since I hung out with the guy a bit as well). I figure I'll do it when I have more to tell. I've met and worked with a lot of strange characters over the years, some famous, some infamous and some that defy description.
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The only song I heard by GG allin was probly the only mild song he did was Bite it you Scum which is an awesome song and has the catchy punk chords.

I can't really think of anything, i just remember being surprised listening to Slipknots Iowa and like the first song he said he was gonna slit your throat and fuck the wound or some shit LOL

All i have to say to his live performances is "Wow"

I find Fall Out Boy, Plain White Tees, The Jonas Brothers, My Chemical Romance, and all the other establishment happy peppy/emo bands to be very offensive. To music, that is.

Comedy songs have the most potential to offend IMO...

I kissed you on the cheek
“Good night my love” I say
You turned to me and smile
“A baby’s on the way.”

And then you drift asleep
To dream of life anew
And I lie wondering
Just what I should do

I could kick you in the stomach
And catch you unawares
I could swear to God you accidentally
Fell that flight of stairs

When I tell you that I love you
I will look you in the eye
As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh.