Name A Random LOL Moment
 

This could be fun. Name a moment from your life (whether it be an experience, tv show/movie/song, etc) just something that made you laugh out loud. Share :)


Futurama- "You shut up please" (News reporter chick I think)

Real life- Every time you see the look on a cow's face when it moo's. The eyes get huge and they look stupefied as that dumb sound comes out of their mouth. Muuurrrrrrrrrr

We have a teacher at our school called Mrs. McGacky. Whenever I hear her name it makes me laugh, mainly because it reminds me of the simpsons

"Old mrs. McGacky and her dung heap!"
Mrs. McGacky on a rocking chair infront of a pile of dung, laughing manically

the cat on the toilet scene in Date Movie..

I showed it to my kid a couple of years ago and he laughed so hard he pleaded with me to turn it off .... that made me laugh as hard as anytime i can remember.

i dont have to many other moments - it takes a lot to get me to laugh out loud - i am usually amused but i rarely lose it like that.

i remember when i saw william shatner and leonard nimoy at the fan con a couple of years ago - they had such a chemistry they had me laughing quite a bit..


as far as something not intentionally comedy related - i cant think of anything ... probably from some stupid thing someone said at volleyball - we do joke around a fair bit there. ... also - my kid makes me laugh - when he gets tired before bed he comes up with a lot of rediculous random stuff that's pretty funny.. and surreal.

In the movie My Cousin Vinny the exchange between Vinny and Stan in Stan's prison cell. I laughed so hard I nearly barfed.

(Vinny is the lawyer, defending Bill and Stan for free but Stan thinks he is there to sodomize him)

Vinny Gambini: Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' fucked one way or the other.
[Stan tries to get up]
Vinny Gambini: Hey, relax, I'm gonna help you.
Stan: Gee thanks.
Vinny Gambini: Excuse me, I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here.
Stan: You think I should be grateful?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, it's your ass, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your fuckin' knees.
Stan: I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you.
Vinny Gambini: I'm doing a favor, you know. You're gettin' me for nothing, you little fuck!
Stan: That's one hell of an ego you got.
Vinny Gambini: What the fuck is your problem? I did not come down here just to get jerked off.
Stan: I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.
Vinny Gambini: That's it. You're on your own. I'll just take care of Sleeping Beauty.
[Wakes up Bill]
Bill: Vinny. Vinny bag o' donuts.

The semi plane crash in Almost Famous. One of the funniest and most well done scenes i've ever seen.

"I love all you guys, I don't say that enough!"
"I was screwing her! Behind your back"
Jeff Bebe: And I also slept with Leslie.
Russell Hammond: You slept with Jeff?
Leslie: Yeah, but it didn't COUNT! It was the summer we decided to be free of all rules!

(I can't find the whole dialogue for the scene, but it ends with the silent band member in the back screaming:...)

"Fuck this..... I'm GAY"

Pilot 2 seconds later: We're gonna be fine! We made it!

One time I was at a friend's house. Me, him, and 3 other friends were in his basement playing his Gamecube. The friend's little brother was down there too, he talks like he's in kindergarten, but he's in sixth grade, anywho. He was with his friends playing XBox on the other side of the basement. We finished the match and everything got quiet for a loading screen and I just heard his brother's voice "I made a smoke gwenade!"

I don't know, you had to be there.

We were playing Halo once at my ex girlfriend's, and this guy she knew kept attacking me nonstop. I ran into a shed and hopped in the dune buggy, and he kept following me with the beam sword. He said "come out and fight me like a man" and i drove out and smashed him :) It was one of those *in good timing* things

That'd be good in the Halo movie.

So would a new title, plot, and cast of characters. :)

The feet in the face scene in "You don't mess with the zohan".


Yes?


You can laugh now.

Not a fan of Halo then?

: All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
[sniffs]
: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

>_>

Chronogrl and Massacre Man's last posts in the HDC awards thread.

Gold.

And they would be nothing without my... glorious acting. so CONGRATULATE ME you little runt.

*Sigh* Congratulations.

Thanks. You have great poster potential. ;)

Fuck that, I was sooooooo pulling that thread along, and you with it. CONGRATULATE ME MOTHER @%$#%^!

*Sigh* Congratulations.

Borat :

"her vagine is like sleeve of wizard"

actually - i laughed like lunatic all through that movie.

Napoleon Dynamite as well.


"can I have one of those buttons ?"

- spastically whips it down the hallway and runs off.