Thought this only happened in lame comedies...
 

I honestly thought things falling in place like this was impossible but turns out coincidences happen. So my neighborhood is 7 or 8 streets, four blocks to a street, one of the streets curves off by the woods. I'm walking Harley Quinn down this road, since I figure there would be more for her to sniff and whatnot.

While I'm walking she somehow manages to slip out of her leash and walk into someone's yard, I follow her to get her back, this was at about 10-ish, so I'm not going to yell anything at the risk of waking someone up and them finding me sneaking around in their yard. I catch up with Harley at the back of the house and put the leash back on, that's when I look up and see the lights on in one of the windows, god damn if it wasn't the window of a bathroom and god damn if a girl that lived in that house wasn't getting out of the shower at that exact moment.

She saw me or heard something, grabbed her towel and vanished out of sight of the window. I think she just saw shadows or heard something moving, I picked up Harley up and got away from the house as quick as possible. If she did see me I'm the only 6'5" person in the neighborhood with a rottweiler. Hopefully I'm not thought of as a peeping tom from this point out.

Who the fuck has a window in their bathroom anyway? God damn it.

You didn't mention when this took place. I'd say if the law hasn't knocked on your door yet you're likely in the clear. On the other hand, if she ID'd you, she might be contemplating calling the police. Thank God you have a witness.
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There is a window in the downstairs bathroom of my house. All of the neighbors moved away, and there is still thick blinds covering it.

It happened about an hour and a half ago.

Hmm...

All I can say to that is...GO MASS! ;)


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Maybe she enjoyed it and is waiting for you to return for the encore.

After I posted this I thought Newb would say exactly that.

Admit it...you enjoyed it quite a bit, you peeping tom. :p


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My goofy ass actually saw boobs. Score one for goofy-ass. (How pathetic does that sound?)

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Hey, I never said i felt like a pervert or a peeping tom. I said I hope people don't think I am. Gawl.

Sounds like you lived out every boys fantasy. You would all be lying if you say you never walked down the street...happened to glance at someones house and thought " Wouldn't it be cool if there was a naked chick in the window".

Of course thats boyhood dreams....now as a responsible adult, you should go back to that house....ring her bell...and explain what happened and beg forgiveness. Maybe she'll invite you in for a drink....or something [ sorry....another boyhood fantasy ]:D

Might I suggest watching this at the earliest?


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;)

I'm more of a "Summer of 42" kinda guy.

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Eh?

He did mention a girl, not a woman. With boobs too. :D

Trippy... she kind of looked like her. Except brunette.


...Not that I watched long enough to notice...

Aww, Our little boy is becoming a man. :D

UH...OH!!!

Now now, young man...tsk tsk. :rolleyes:

Admit it...you gave her a long-hard one from head to toe...


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...a gaze. Duh.

I feel so sorry for you menfolk...boobs fall out and you fall to the floor.:D



But there is something quite heartwarming about the simpleness, I just keep my hubby fed with warm food and a nipple here and there and life's good:)

That's not true... boobs fell out and I picked up my dog and went home.

I keep the shades open because I want the neighbors to see... ;)


Way to go, MM. She probably ran out of the room to, you know, take care of binness.

Or 23 year old guys who dress up in all black and hide in trees...... i'll see you later chrono ;)

I would've helped if asked.

Was this like the first time you've seen breasts in person or something? lol

The girl next door to me gets showers and purposely stands in front of the window checking herself out in the mirror.

She knows there aren't any curtains and I believe she could careless.

WHAT?! OH! I didn't see you there.

OOOOOOOOPS! - There goes the towel... ;)

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And Gore, you've got it MADE, bro.

WOOHOO!! BOOBIES!!

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I have a frosted glass window with some of that net curtain stuff in my bathroom.
And I think it's a little convenient that you planned your walk at the time she got out of the shower. Hmmmmmm.

Not really because for the most part I feel like a creep if I stand there and watch.

There was one time on the bus in middle school we all got flashed... But I do believe my non-luck with the ladies is well-documented in these parts. I'm not posting this to say "OH SHIT! BOOBIES!" Thought it was an amusing little story and pretty much every one of my posts after the first was a joke.

Why would carpenter's even think to put windows in bathrooms?

Ah, Touché!

I didn't make a counter-point, I asked a question...

As a response to this, I repeat my previous point.

I didn't say you were I was just shocked you have never seen them live in action. I am kind of disappointed, especially coming from you.

And why is that?

Because you are a pretty rad dude and you remind me a lot of myself.

And I see breasts quite often.

The mirror don't count.




oh zing.....yeah....I went there:D

You Newbed his ass.

That was fucked up man.

I know I am a big guy but WTF....:(

This made me sad.

LOL

But oh well I see ladies and I figured MM was a mo fuckin pimp.

Dont fell bad MM I'm 26 years old and still a virgin.