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The_Assassin 07-15-2008 08:01 AM
Fake or Breaking News....
 
I have been given this message. Under very strict orders, I was told to present this to all of you. Whether this is of any real relevance, or if this was simply someone trying to get back in the tournament, is still unclear.

- The Assassin

http://i37.tinypic.com/15f5fly.jpg

The_Return 07-15-2008 08:03 AM
Jesus Christ _V_, I thought you were taking a break...

Not that I'm complaining, but nobody here wants you to have a heartattack.

The_Assassin 07-15-2008 08:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Return (Post 713992)
Jesus Christ _V_, I thought you were taking a break...

Not that I'm complaining, but nobody here wants you to have a heartattack.
Of course not. Inducing heart attacks is my job.

- The Assassin

Posher778 07-15-2008 08:07 AM
Honestly..... It's really too soon to do this all over again. We just finished the first one. I think most people agreed it would be a better idea to do it as an annual thing.

The_Assassin 07-15-2008 08:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Posher778 (Post 713995)
Honestly..... It's really too soon to do this all over again. We just finished the first one. I think most people agreed it would be a better idea to do it as an annual thing.
As I said, the origins of the message are unknown. It was given to me by a hooded stranger.

- The Assassin

ferretchucker 07-15-2008 08:09 AM
If this is __V__ then I think I have to agree with both return and posher. We don't want you working too hard, and also, too much of the BR is like too much of any good thing.

Posher778 07-15-2008 08:12 AM
Who cares what (and if) someone said something like that. We just finished the BR, take a break.

neverending 07-15-2008 08:12 AM
Zero won BR quite decisively. No rematch needed.

The_Assassin 07-15-2008 08:15 AM
I am simply following orders. And that order, was to deliver this message.

- The Assassin

Marley's Ghost 07-15-2008 08:18 AM
No Rematch Needed
From Where I sit
You're All Still Playing The Game
You Just Don't Know It

newb 07-15-2008 08:20 AM
This place gets downright weird once on a while.


like a good horror site should:D

IT the Traveler 07-15-2008 08:26 AM
How dare you bring fake news in the name of the mighty Battle Royale and IT, you no-good twerp!


http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/n.../lightning.gif


Cease and desist, for Battle Royale is over. Everyone has hailed Zero the primate as the HDC King of Battle Royale 2008!

If there will be any more editions of Battle Royale for HDC, it will be after a very long time. It's time for you to return into your shell, until you need to re-surface again, IF anyone needs you at anytime.

The earth has stopped shaking, the skies have stopped burning, the oceans have stopped moving, and Zero rules Battle Royale for HDC!

newb 07-15-2008 08:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by IT the Traveler (Post 714015)
How dare you bring fake news in the name of the mighty Battle Royale and IT, you no-good twerp!


http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/n.../lightning.gif


Cease and desist, for Battle Royale is over. Everyone has hailed Zero the primate as the HDC King of Battle Royale 2008!

If there will be any more editions of Battle Royale for HDC, it will be after a very long time. It's time for you to return into your shell, until you need to re-surface again, IF anyone needs you at anytime.

The earth has stopped shaking, the skies have stopped burning, the oceans have stopped moving, and Zero rules Battle Royale for HDC!


holy shit....now ya pissed off IT:eek:

The_Assassin 07-15-2008 09:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by IT the Traveler (Post 714015)
How dare you bring fake news in the name of the mighty Battle Royale and IT, you no-good twerp!


http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/n.../lightning.gif


Cease and desist, for Battle Royale is over. Everyone has hailed Zero the primate as the HDC King of Battle Royale 2008!

If there will be any more editions of Battle Royale for HDC, it will be after a very long time. It's time for you to return into your shell, until you need to re-surface again, IF anyone needs you at anytime.

The earth has stopped shaking, the skies have stopped burning, the oceans have stopped moving, and Zero rules Battle Royale for HDC!
You do not frighten me, IT. I was told to deliver said message.

- The Assassin

massacre man 07-15-2008 09:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Assassin (Post 714006)
I am simply following orders. And that order, was to deliver this message.

- The Assassin
You know, for someone who is supposed to be an assassin and badass you take a lot of orders, bitch boy.

neverending 07-15-2008 09:43 AM
Never assassinated anyone either.

The_Assassin 07-15-2008 10:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by massacre man (Post 714020)
You know, for someone who is supposed to be an assassin and badass you take a lot of orders, bitch boy.
I get paid half for accepting, and half when it's done. I have to follow orders, to get my gold.

- The Assassin

The_Assassin 07-15-2008 10:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by neverending (Post 714029)
Never assassinated anyone either.
Prove it.

- The Assassin

Posher778 07-15-2008 10:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Assassin (Post 714034)
Prove it.

- The Assassin
How about no one here is dead. *gasp*

The_Assassin 07-15-2008 11:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Posher778 (Post 714038)
How about no one here is dead. *gasp*
Wait...Why did I just put myself down?

- The Assassin

Posher778 07-15-2008 11:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Assassin (Post 714049)
Wait...Why did I just put myself down?

- The Assassin
We're self destructive, remember? Us angsty teens can't handle reality.

ChronoGrl 07-18-2008 09:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marley's Ghost (Post 714008)
No Rematch Needed
From Where I sit
You're All Still Playing The Game
You Just Don't Know It
ooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo


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