What's your MO?
 

After reading the thread where everyone is talking about old threads, I went through some old threads and found one from 2004 by Vod.

It seemed good so I thought I'd remake it seeing as there are a whole bunch of new people around.

So the basic idea is that you're a serial killer. How do you do it? What makes you unique? Your trademark if you will. Basically, your MO.

Mine would be to incapacitate them somehow and force feed them a large amount of Ipecac and Laxatives. They would throw up and soil themselves until they lost all fluids and died.

Now you?

I'd kill them and leave. No hiding. No sticking around to taunt the police. Just leave.

Have someone else do it for me.

Wow. No nonsence killers. Sounds like a good idea actually.

But if I got caught... I would try and taunt the police. Don't say a word in the interrogation room. Pick what seems like the most inexperience rookie cop in the station and wait for him to be nearby and alone and strike up a conversation with him. I already got caught, why not make the best of it?

Me too. There's no climbing out of the whole so might as well keep digging.

I would dress up as the Joker and go over so someone and use harsh launguge to destroy their self confidence and make them commit suicide.




Oh,the police couldn't catch me.

Don't steal my bit, jerk.

The Marines tried that on the Aliens the first time round.

Didn't work.





As for me, I would tie up the person's hands and feet, and then very slowly...proceed to hack off each finger, then each limb...and make em watch their bodies being destroyed...inch by inch, gradually...:cool:

If he won't die of shock first, he will still bleed to death. ;)

Dirty then?


I would rip their arms off then bash them in the face untill there was nothing left but pulp.Then I would set the remains on fire.

Giving up this information, would only help to reveal my identity.

- The Assassin

Ah, the assasin. C'mon. The Battle Royale is over. Might as well tell us.

Ah, maybe so. But I have heard whispers and echoes, that another may be approaching.

- The Assassin

Yeh, well the diary, the boss and the author could kick your ass.

I see you make no mention of Mr. Graves.

Someone hasn't been doing their homework.

- The Assassin

who the hell was mr. graves?

One of my companions. But if you knew of the Battle Royale, you would have known this already.

- The Assassin

Maybe even if you knew of it, or had known of it...





As for MO, well, you'll just have to figure that out for yourself. ;)

Typing with a blood soaked knife, I tend to make typos.

- The Assassin

My m.o. is erotic asphyxiation taken one step too far. So basically my serial killer seduces men and they willingly let her strangle them to death. Then she buries their bodies in her garden.

Lame....

I'd forcefeed somebody laxetives, then bind them to a special chair with a collection compartment. The collection compartment would have a scale, which was connected to a bomb, and when it reached a certain weight the bomb would explode. I'd be nicknamed, The Explosive Diarrhea Killer.

I would kill all the homeless people in the city by giving them free food laced with pioson whenever they would approach the window of my car when I was stopped at a red light.

I would then be called a Hero.

I'm the bestest so far. I even have a copycat in Ferretchucker.

I would set fires in maternity wards - those oxygen rich rooms tend to spark up pretty quickly

I'd be the baby burner

Wanna team up, burn some babies, and leave?

you know he only way two people can keep is secret is if one of them is dead:D

No partners - and I'll slip in and out without ever being noticed

That's fine, I don't plan on living long.

I would travel city to city going into abortion clinics and killing all the unborn babies.:D

I would be known as, The Doctor.:confused:

I'd kill em with kindness

after softening them up first with a tire iron :)

Lies!

You, kind? Yeah ok.... and a tire iron.... I doubt a woman would even know what one was.








J/k I felt like being a douchebag. :) :)

success!

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you should try feeling like being a good member of the forum


I'm in SUCH a good mood, some guy decapitated himself with a chainsaw. Whoever said suicide was the wussy way out never knew him obviously. a chainsaw! how did he keep going past his throat?

What about if you were a dentist and every few people, you'd lace the tooth mirror or the scrapey thing with arsonic. Simple and quick. You'd have to move around a lot to not get caught...unless you wanted to get caught.

I kill my victims and make it look like a suicide. I would write their suicide note, and in it I would blame someone for the suicide. The guilt that person will feel by thinking they were the reason for the suice will cause them to commit suicide. I will then have killed two birds with one stone.

What are you talking about? I am the best member of the forum. :D

And seriously? Some guy offed himself with a chainsaw? i'm gonna go goggle that shit right now.

Edit: I actually found 3 different stories of three different men doing this. Here are the links...
http://www.quixoticals.com/2007/05/m...g-off-his.html
http://www.ketv.com/news/4017417/detail.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...evelopers.html

the bottom one is the most recent.

I'd just go for random acts of sensless brutal violence. Different weapon, different type of person everytime so there's no pattern linking it all to me.

just out of curiousity, who has their fingerprints on file?

I can't be the only one here who has run afoul of the law;)

I confessed to kidnapping and murder under extreme duress but the charges were dropped when the person I allegedly kidnapped and killed walked into the station. Those police were pretty embarassed, especially after having realized that they extracted a confession from a bipolar eighteen year old who hadn't slept for several days.

are you serious?!

My fingerprints are on file with the military.