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And now...it's the Smurfs!
June 10, 2008
The Smurfs are set to make their big screen debut in the form of a film that combines live-action and animation, according to a report on Variety today. The little blue people had previously been set to bow in a 3-D animation for Paramount/Nickelodeon, but Sony and Columbia Pictures have now obtained the rights, and are courting Shrek 2 and 3 scribes David Stern and David Weiss to write the script. The Smurfs were created by Belgian cartoonist Pierre Culliford (aka Peyo) in 1958, but it wasn't until their long-running Hanna-Barbera cartoon in 1981 that they became a truly global phenomenon. The tale of a group of tiny blue villagers going about their daily business entranced children the world over and spawned a multi-million dollar toy and game industry. Jordan Kerner (Charlotte's Webb) will produce, while Columbia co-president Doug Belgrad had this to say on the subject: "The Smurfs are one of the best-known franchises, and among the most beloved collection of characters in the world. We're very excited to introduce a new generation to Papa Smurf, Smurfette and the other smurftastic Smurfs in all their 'three-apple-tall' glory. |
holy shit i hope it's a porn.
i've been waiting to see smurfette be on the receiving end of a meat-train for years. ohhhhhhh yeaaaaahhhhhhhh pull that blonde hair, PULL IT !!! |
I thought (and hoped) this was going to be your follow-up to the battle royale when I read the title.
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Christopher Lee as Gargamel?
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I always hated the Smurfs.
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AHHHH!!!...I STILL get caught humming that theme song, and I never realize I'm doing it...Now I know that it will never go away...
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the whole one-adjective-fits-all thing makes me want to puke |
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i think what disgusted me the most was "its a successful franchise"... Corporate speak makes me want to vomit.
if i hear any more smurfing corporate speak, ill smurfing smurf someone one right in the smurf. Oh, urge. was smurfette your first paris hilton? |
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i just hated the look of the things. |
I'd B an L on Smurfette's T's.
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....am I the only one that's creeped out by the fact that at least 2 people here have expressed sexual urges towards a miniature, blue, children's cartoon character?
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What have you got against blue?
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And miniature?
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its the female part that disturbs him
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who do i even bother...
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Ha ha ha ha.
:) SMURFIN' HIGH FIVE! |
so the other night i brought this smurfette home and then we were smurfin around and stuff and then suddenly she starts smurfing on my smurf and i was like 'oh my smurf' and then she put my smurf on her smurf and kind of starts smurfing back and forth and i was like "holy smurf' and then i just started smurfing that smurf and i was smurfing and smurfing and then i smurfed my smurf all over the smurf
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Not long now till The Smurfs 2 I'm so excited :):):)
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