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Anacondas
Can you believe they're making a sequel to "Anaconda"???
I would watch it once, to see what it would be like, because I've seen the first one a billion times, but I mean...WTF.. |
Terrible.
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noooo plz the first one was bad enough they way over exaggerated the snake
but did any1 like Lake Placid i thought i kicked azz! |
Well it took them long enough. I'll probably see it because I saw the first one when I was like 10...or whenever it came out.
Now that I look at the first one, it is really stupid, but still. And I never saw Lake Placid. |
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and they're calling it Anacondas? Hey, maybe this time they send in marines to check out a colony that was near where the Anaconda movie took place.
"The snakes mostly come at night...mostly." |
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wasn't Michael Beihn Hicks? Bill Paxton was Hudson.
Since Jenette Goldstein probably wouldn't be the 'tough female marine' character again, who'd play that role? My money's on Michelle Rodriguez |
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yeah, she was in RE and Blue Crush and Girlfight etc.
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Michelle Rodriguez already played Jenette Goldstein's character in Resident Evil. |
Instead of making it a direct sequil to Anaconda, I think they should change the plot a little bit. First, make the cast all female. Cast people like Monica Belluci and Laura Harring and all them. Get rid of the snakes. Instead of snakes, make the movie a lesbian porno. And instead of Anacondas, call it The Best Movie Ever.
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yeah, have Naomi Watts in there, too. And some Asian girls. The cast should be at least 17 girls long
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when it comes to porn jenna jameson has em beat
damn way off topic |
please, Monica Belluci is way hotter than Jenna Jameson. Besides, I can see her naked whenever.
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she's the Mervonginigan's girl from the second 2 Matrix movies. Best part of the sequels, IMO.
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Well they can still call it Anacondas, just have the lesbos have this dildos as big as anacandas.;) |
or break the 'girls only' rule and have me star in it ;)
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And everyone knows Devon owns Jenna and Monica anytime of the day.;) |
naw, man, nobody owns Monica from 7:30 to 9:15
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Sounds good to me. I liked the first one.
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i read at uhm that shannon elizabeth was going to be in this movie.
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in answer to the original question
the first one was OK for plain entertainment value, but i dont think theres enough substance for a sequel |
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