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PsychoticPanda 01-21-2004 10:41 AM

Anacondas
 
Can you believe they're making a sequel to "Anaconda"???

I would watch it once, to see what it would be like, because I've seen the first one a billion times, but I mean...WTF..

avenger00soul 01-21-2004 11:20 AM

Terrible.

_Leatha_Face_ 01-21-2004 11:28 AM

noooo plz the first one was bad enough they way over exaggerated the snake


but did any1 like Lake Placid i thought i kicked azz!

Digital Murders 01-21-2004 11:39 AM

Well it took them long enough. I'll probably see it because I saw the first one when I was like 10...or whenever it came out.

Now that I look at the first one, it is really stupid, but still.

And I never saw Lake Placid.

_Leatha_Face_ 01-21-2004 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by Digital Murders
Well it took them long enough. I'll probably see it because I saw the first one when I was like 10...or whenever it came out.

Now that I look at the first one, it is really stupid, but still.

And I never saw Lake Placid.

ahh man u should its really worth it :)

Sam The Egg 01-21-2004 11:49 AM

and they're calling it Anacondas? Hey, maybe this time they send in marines to check out a colony that was near where the Anaconda movie took place.
"The snakes mostly come at night...mostly."

_Leatha_Face_ 01-21-2004 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
and they're calling it Anacondas? Hey, maybe this time they send in marines to check out a colony that was near where the Anaconda movie took place.
"The snakes mostly come at night...mostly."

so u wanna see this or no?

avenger00soul 01-21-2004 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
and they're calling it Anacondas? Hey, maybe this time they send in marines to check out a colony that was near where the Anaconda movie took place.
"The snakes mostly come at night...mostly."

Yeah, the only way they'll get me to see it is if they cast Bill Paxton in the role of Hicks.

Sam The Egg 01-21-2004 12:00 PM

wasn't Michael Beihn Hicks? Bill Paxton was Hudson.
Since Jenette Goldstein probably wouldn't be the 'tough female marine' character again, who'd play that role? My money's on Michelle Rodriguez

_Leatha_Face_ 01-21-2004 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
wasn't Michael Beihn Hicks? Bill Paxton was Hudson.
Since Jenette Goldstein probably wouldn't be the 'tough female marine' character again, who'd play that role? My money's on Michelle Rodriguez

iz that the girl that was in resident evil i really dont like her lol i hope shes not in it unless its a horrible movie like RE

Sam The Egg 01-21-2004 12:03 PM

yeah, she was in RE and Blue Crush and Girlfight etc.

avenger00soul 01-21-2004 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
wasn't Michael Beihn Hicks? Bill Paxton was Hudson.
Since Jenette Goldstein probably wouldn't be the 'tough female marine' character again, who'd play that role? My money's on Michelle Rodriguez

Too right. Let's throw Bishop in the mix as well.

Michelle Rodriguez already played Jenette Goldstein's character in Resident Evil.

Sam The Egg 01-21-2004 12:07 PM

Instead of making it a direct sequil to Anaconda, I think they should change the plot a little bit. First, make the cast all female. Cast people like Monica Belluci and Laura Harring and all them. Get rid of the snakes. Instead of snakes, make the movie a lesbian porno. And instead of Anacondas, call it The Best Movie Ever.

avenger00soul 01-21-2004 12:08 PM

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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Instead of making it a direct sequil to Anaconda, I think they should change the plot a little bit. First, make the cast all female. Cast people like Monica Belluci and Laura Harring and all them. Get rid of the snakes. Instead of snakes, make the movie a lesbian porno. And instead of Anacondas, call it The Best Movie Ever.
I think David Lynch tried that, but with Harring and Naomi Watts. Haha. And it was quite good.

Sam The Egg 01-21-2004 12:10 PM

yeah, have Naomi Watts in there, too. And some Asian girls. The cast should be at least 17 girls long

_Leatha_Face_ 01-21-2004 12:10 PM

when it comes to porn jenna jameson has em beat

damn way off topic

Sam The Egg 01-21-2004 12:14 PM

please, Monica Belluci is way hotter than Jenna Jameson. Besides, I can see her naked whenever.

_Leatha_Face_ 01-21-2004 12:15 PM

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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
please, Monica Belluci is way hotter than Jenna Jameson. Besides, I can see her naked whenever.
i dont even know who monica belluci iz maybe ill have to search a little something off kazaa

Sam The Egg 01-21-2004 12:45 PM

she's the Mervonginigan's girl from the second 2 Matrix movies. Best part of the sequels, IMO.

Digital Murders 01-21-2004 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Instead of making it a direct sequil to Anaconda, I think they should change the plot a little bit. First, make the cast all female. Cast people like Monica Belluci and Laura Harring and all them. Get rid of the snakes. Instead of snakes, make the movie a lesbian porno. And instead of Anacondas, call it The Best Movie Ever.
Here here.

Well they can still call it Anacondas, just have the lesbos have this dildos as big as anacandas.;)

Sam The Egg 01-21-2004 02:50 PM

or break the 'girls only' rule and have me star in it ;)

Digital Murders 01-22-2004 08:10 AM

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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
or break the 'girls only' rule and have me star in it ;)
Don't give your hopes up pal.

And everyone knows Devon owns Jenna and Monica anytime of the day.;)

Sam The Egg 01-22-2004 12:26 PM

naw, man, nobody owns Monica from 7:30 to 9:15

Sick_As_Fuck 01-22-2004 06:59 PM

Sounds good to me. I liked the first one.

halloweenfan107 01-23-2004 11:58 AM

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Originally posted by _Leatha_Face_
iz that the girl that was in resident evil i really dont like her lol i hope shes not in it unless its a horrible movie like RE
she wasnt only in Resident Evil. she was also in S.W.A.T, and Blue Crush just to name a few

_Leatha_Face_ 01-23-2004 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by halloweenfan107
she wasnt only in Resident Evil. she was also in S.W.A.T, and Blue Crush just to name a few
yea i know i dont know y hollywood chose this girl to be in good movies lol

halloweenfan107 01-23-2004 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Instead of making it a direct sequil to Anaconda, I think they should change the plot a little bit. First, make the cast all female. Cast people like Monica Belluci and Laura Harring and all them. Get rid of the snakes. Instead of snakes, make the movie a lesbian porno. And instead of Anacondas, call it The Best Movie Ever.
perve

Digital Murders 01-23-2004 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by halloweenfan107
perve
homo

Sam The Egg 01-23-2004 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by Digital Murders
homo
Baptist

halloweenfan107 01-23-2004 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by Digital Murders
homo
just because i dont like lesbian action doesnt mean im a homo

Sam The Egg 01-23-2004 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by halloweenfan107
just because i dont like lesbian action doesnt mean im a homo
Baptist

crazy clown 01-23-2004 02:48 PM

i read at uhm that shannon elizabeth was going to be in this movie.

Digital Murders 01-23-2004 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by crazy clown
i read at uhm that shannon elizabeth was going to be in this movie.
Now it's a porn.

Killer Clown#1 01-23-2004 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by Digital Murders
Now it's a porn.
Damn right. Now I must see it:cool:

predfan 01-23-2004 05:01 PM

in answer to the original question
the first one was OK for plain entertainment value, but i dont think theres enough substance for a sequel


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