Guess what I did last night...
 

So I'm minding my own business last night, and I go to head down to the basement. And what do you know, there was a shoe on the steps at the top, and I just so happened to trip on it, and fell all the way down the stairs, broke my arm, and cut open my head off of the cement at the bottom of the stairs. So at about 1 am I had to be brought to the hospital, and I had to sit there for about an hour before they even brought me to a doctor. So now I have 9 stiches in my head, along with a fucking bald spot(which really pisses me off). And they had to reset the bone in my arm, which hurt like a fucking bitch. At least they gave me some good pills.... So how was your night?

Was it your shoe?





BTW- Sorry, man.

i played beach volleyball.

i fell down a lot but didnt break anything

No, and Thanks.


Well you didn't fall down a flight of stairs, want to try it to see if you get the same results?

no way ..

have managed to go 47 years without doing that - hopefully another 47 more.

funny thing is, this is the second time that I fell down that flight of stairs. The last time I messed up my knee, and got some disease caled osticslaughters disease or soemthing

Ouch, sorry about that. :( Being a life-long klutz, this could soooo easily happen to me, so I sympathize.

my dad was a klutz .. i watched him hit his head on the ceiling of the stairs causing him to fall down the stairs once ... i laughed my ass off...

i'm pretty good myself .. good balance and reflexes - years of playing sports i guess ..


but i think that because i grew so much so fast (i was 6'2" in grade 8) i had to train myself not to be such a clumsy ox. i was thrown off so badly by the rapid growth that i was banging into everything. really had to concentrate on being more graceful.

i guess it stayed with me.

OMG!!
I hope ure ok..
hrmmm..is ure insurance payments up to date..??
It wouldnt have been ure wifes shoe would it ..?

Em not suggesting anything at all ..oh no !! :D

Was this before, during, or after my show was supposed to be on? If it was during I apologize for not doing my show and preventing you from falling if it was before or after then........




































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I'm sorry dude that totally sucks I hope you feel better.

Dibs on all your stuff in case you croak.

Just kidding, get well.

atleast you didn't die.

I don't think god would even let you into heaven if you got killed by a conveniently placed shoe.

i still reckon its the wifey after the insurance :D

Wow. Your night beats mine.

I went outside to see the carnival 3 feet away from my house. They let me ride on things for free because it was so close and might wake me in the night and then gave me tickets, and a ride in a limo, to the supermodel naked party. The mayor was there and he started choking on a cherry. I gave him the heimlich manuever, saving his life. As a thanks, I now own the high street and can build up to 5 buildings any size, for any purpose.

Pretty dull.

Sorry to hear that.I hope you feel better.

Actually it happened around 1 am, so pretty much smack in the middle of your show. Don't worry about it though, I mean its not like you put the shoe there.


And thanks everybody else, I'm trying to to type much so I'm keeping this short.

Sorry to hear that psycom.I've never broke a bone but I've have some very nasty cuts and bruises.Got a few nice scars also.

pics or it didn't happen.....

good thing it wasnt a groin injury

problem with that is I avoid cameras. always have.

I haven't seen any pictures of you either. So its not like you're much different. Plus i got bruises allover from hitting off of the stairs. I look like I got my ass kicked.

I think that's why she wants to see some photos.

Maybe I should do some nudes so you can see all the bumps and bruises.....




















Sorry, thats the pills talking.... :p

I'll post a recent picture if you will. (by recent I mean take it now)

also the only reason you haven't seen a picture of me is because you're fresh meat, new jack. ;)

i know wat u mean..em another person who hates having pics taken.
I beleive u ..and u know why..??
Cos strange things happen to me all the time..i even trip up on my own shadow..just ask my fiancee...lol
I would keep a closer eye on ure wman from now on if i was u. 'giggles'

Tell me when you're naked.






Can you say "Low-Angle-Shot"? :cool:

if you post a picture, I'll post a picture in my underwear.

deal expires in like 15 minutes because I'm going to watch a movie/go to sleep.

goodnight. x

Man, the pervert side of me wanted to take that offer. But I stay away from cameras so sorry.

I was always what Psycom looked like from calling my radio show....

i bet she found old 1920's style retro underwear that are about as revealing as a space suit

That's a pretty sucktacular night.

And DAMN you must be camera-phobic to turn down that offer (that must be the drugs talking :p )

i guarentee there were a whole bunch of guys psychicly screaming at him to post a picture last night :)

nuh-uh

...............

better be careful ..


remember what happened the 1st time when you were new - and posted that pic that showed about 3 square inches of your bare leg. (gasp !! :eek: )

had certain people questioning your moral fortitude.

LOL true

I was pretty sure he wasn't going to post a picture anyway. :p

still have my email address ?? :D

i can send a picture of where i cut my finger last year.

it's healed now but i still have a general idea of where it was :p

How did this turn from how I broke my arm and cut open my head, to trying to get MM to post pictures of her in her underwear.... god I swear, boobs are one of the most powerful things in the world.

who said anything about boobs ?

you should see her legs !