Choose your victim...
 

Who would you most like to see killed on screen? Some deserve a real gory slaughter. Pick from this esteemed list (or choose a write in). Feel free to add in the "how", and even the killer if your imagination goes there:

Paris Hilton, Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Bob Barker (with that skinny phallic microphone, perhaps)...

zamphir (by his own pan pipes - shoved up his ass.
kenny g (see zamphir - different instrument)
michael bolton - choked to death on his mullet
phil collins - suffocated in his money
robin williams - crushed by the monty python foot of god.
celine dion - locked in a basement closet and forgotten

come on ... say it...

you know you wanna :D

I wouldn't mind if there was a reunion show of "friends" where the cast got knocked off one by one. I havev to agree on the "soft jazz" artist slaughterhouse idea as well. Put John Tesh in there, too...

Those responsible for the "unsung" list should be forced to eat burnt stake that it's in the process of being burned. Rubbish! I mean there are some great movies there but most of them shouldn't be ranked in the top 1000.:eek: Let alone the top 100.

That list has got me all...http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r...zystraight.jpg

Mr. Food. Can't stand that guy.

Those two already happened. I think. I assume they died in those movies.

Mother Theresa eaten by starving Indian Cannibals.

PhilmPhanMan

You guys are harsh,i like some of those people.Damn.....heartless...:p
Except Return,Philm don't be hating on the list.....

Mr. Bean...

Rachel Ray
Bobby Flay
Madonna
Elmo

i find it impossible to hate Mr BEan. I don't like the idea of him, but when i see him i cant look away.

Uma Thurman.

Don't ask why, she just...she just owes me.

NOOOooooooo!

Madonna and umm Madonna

I'd love to punch him in the mouth, right through his teeth so my fist seals his mouth up tight. After that I would grab his nose, plugging it tightly, and then extend a finger on the hand in my mouth so it forces him to throw up... only there's no place for it to go so it explodes out of his eyes and ears in a glorious Peter Jackson-esque fashion.








Or I could just say I disagree, but where's the fun in that.

Thanks! I missed that. Look Return, if ya got issues kiddo, tell it to yer ol'man otherwise state yer business.

As for you MR. Desperate. Save the hemlock maneuver for your little sister. Could come in handy when your southern instincts come a callin'. Take er' easy girlfriend.

Yeah, that list blows chunks. So what? You wanna cookie? Gimme sum fodder ya lame fooks.;)

I'm not from the South, I'm from Michigan, nice try though Nancy. Anyway, I think you've proven the validity of the list. One of the things mentioned in the title of that thread is "The Underapperciated" is it not?

Um......That McDonald's guy.

Ronald McDonald!?

No the furry purple one.




That looks like he just got done inhaling 10 pounds of cocaine.:Like......




HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Heh, Grimace. He used to be evil.

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and he used to have 4 arms too.

That makes two of us. (at least)

Don't be rude guy.:mad: It was pretty damn obvious I wasn't being "hating" when I posted in this thread as what I posted was overtly meant as humor. You wouldn't pull down your joe scary ass big time wrestlin horse shit in person. I can good and fuckin' guarantee ya that one.

This is the specific thing about "lists", one mans treasure is another's trash. So what? If you can't take criticism, DON'T post public lists on a discussion forum that are some type of pseudo "best of" if you aren't prepared to back it up. That's the kind of stuff that does make for interesting conversation cause it sure as heck wouldn't be much fun if we all agreed. Right? The other thing about that specific list is that there are all sorts of SUPER high profile, appreciated and highly praised movies on the list. By no means underdogs. JMO.

Nope, needs revision IMO. NOT hating anyone, just not agreeing.

Somebody is wearing his big boy undies today :)

Yeah.I bet shakes were cod for crack.:D

Actually, I'm just as much of an ass in person as I am online and I can guaran-damn-tee that. Are those "SUPER high profile, appreciated, and highly praised movies" bizarre? I bet they are. Listen, you posted in this thread (without disagree in the actual list/thread itself) about how much you hated the list so expect to catch some flack for it newbie. Relax, remember, it's only a forum... it's only a forum...




ANYWAY, to not completely hijack the thread. Keeping with the fast food theme I would love to see that creepy king get taken out. Don't care how.

sending private message.

"ahem"


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Wondering why you had to make that post.

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I wish somebody would kill the guy who sings those freecreditreport.com commercial jingles already.

I hate that Six Flags guy!

typical pretend funking wanker cunt. MMA. Yeah, I'm sure guy. More like PTA. Fuckin' video store manager twat posts this:

"I'd love to punch him in the mouth, right through his teeth so my fist seals his mouth up tight. After that I would grab his nose, plugging it tightly, and then extend a finger on the hand in my mouth so it forces him to throw up... only there's no place for it to go so it explodes out of his eyes and ears in a glorious Peter Jackson-esque fashion."



...and then talks about the futility of arguing with the internet?

"I got a wife and a family and I'm MR. Responsability"..,so what does that give you a license to run your dumb ass manly drool above all over your keys in my direction. feck off. Like I said, anytime.

Agreed. She looks really scary now. It's like sixty year old Marlene Dietrich with muscles.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that she scares.:eek:

My girlfriend picked up her new album out of curiosity and it is a terrifying techno-infused Baby Jane nightmare. I think it's highly inappropriate for all sentient beings.

Despare, your pic made me laugh!!Thanks,i needed that today:)
I would post who i would like my victim to be,but i think that would be called "Premeditated Murder":) :)

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