Dolphinbear
 

Last night I had this dream that I was combining a bear with a dolphin through godless genetic experiments. I woke up before I got to see the results. I assumed it would surely be a shaggy land dolphin that devoured campers, but my girlfriend pointed out it could have been some sort of adorable aquabear. Which do you think is better and why? What other possibilities exist? I posted this on the bizarro writer's forum, but I need more input than that. This question is eating me up. Like a dolphin bear surely would.

which part is dolphin, which part is bear ?

bear head - dolphin body - something feirce - and wet.

dolphin head - bear body ... intelligent - but soggy.

I figured dolphin head. Though I had never thought about the intellect factor. That thing could devour campers like there's no tomorrow.

I prefer land animals, although either way, it would feast on many fish...

Aquabear. Basically dolphin shaped with fine fun and a stubby bear face. Adorable and smart enough to kill us all.

i got nothing - this is weirdness on a stick, covered in goofy sauce

oh - its a big platypus with attitude

I think it's kinda difficult for a dolphin to look intimidating...Sorta looks like he's dancing :)

i enlarged that picture and carefully studied it, pixel by pixel and i'm convinced ......

THE DOLPHIN BEAR PICTURE RAYNE POSTED IS A FAKE !!!

HaHaHa...Wow, you should be some sort of investigator or something...You're really good :p




I mean...It only looks pixely because it was taken from Doc's dream...Everyone knows that Cancers dream in pixels...Duh :D

I like the land creature... especially if he delivers candygrams

I think the main weakness of the landbased dolphinbear is an inability to stop partying.

aquabear is a really cute word....i pick that!

You used the word "cuddly." I have to go with that one.

Sweet, cuddly Aquabear.

The newest toy for kids today...


...replacing the age-old and trusty Teddybear...




Aquabear. Coming soon to a store near you.





Book your Aquabear in advance. Hurry, limited stocks!

DON'T WE ALREADY HAVE "AQUABEARS"?

http://wnymedia.net/blogs/files/2007...ar_bear2_u.jpg

I'm sorry and I hate to burst any bubbles...but it just wouldn't work....the bear would start to eat itself.

http://www.alaskan-adventures.com/Im...ckbearfish.jpg

I would want a killer Bearphin!

I'd like to see a land bear with Doliphin insides, so it just continuously convolses..

You know what's even better than both?

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p...manbearpig.jpg
MANBEARPIG
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p...anbearpig-.jpg

It's real--I read all about it in the Sun. They captured it and it's in a cage, at the San Diego Zoo. Eats a monkey every day.