If Weird Al was a Horror fan
 

His songs might not be so comical

Well...WE are horror fans

What could we do with popular songs that everyone knows the tunes to?


I tried it with 'My Favorite Things'


Zombies in graveyards and vampires in coffins
Glistening guts and the way dead flesh softens
Once screaming mouths that are sewn up with string
These are a few of my favorite things

Corpses in cellars and demons in nightmares
Silent gray specters and footsteps on the stairs
Unspeakable creatures with black tattered wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cannibals, mutants, and psychos with chainsaws
Decapitation and drill bits in eyeballs
Relentless terror that makes people scream
These are a few of my favorite things

CHORUS:
After midnight
When It's storming
I've got time to kill
I always remember my favorite things
And turn on a horror film



Your turn :)

I totally inspired you to write that.

Do one...Pleeeeease

Oceans of darkness and caves full of blackness
Morgues filled with bodies with heads made of emptiness
Krakens and screams, machetes that gleam
These are a few of my favorite things

Tombs filled with bodies and death from pilates (lol)
banshees and chainsaw sounds droning through my body
Friends with the Rayne, and splatters that stain
These are a few of my favorite things >=)

Heh...Good!

You used the same song


Try one with...

umm...

I dunno...

Happy Birthday song?

Happy birthday to me
Your corpse hangs from a tree
A better gift I could not asked for...

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Unless the tree was filled with BEES!

These are so neat....can i use one for something??
I want to obtain the artist permission first.

Well, mine's all yours...I wanted to share with you guys, and also see what kind of things you all could do with some songs :)

Use it for what?

I'm thinking about that one....they are just so cute!I might put one in my sig and one on my myspace.

bashing through the brains...
in a one corpse open grave..
over the fields we choke..
laughing as we ate..
hear our screams ring..
making spirits die..
what fun it is to kill and hide..
our slaying song of fright..

evil hell,evil hell..
evil all the way..
oh what fun it is to die..
in a one corpse opeeen grave.......

I hope that was supposed to make people laugh :D...I laughed as I sang it :)

:D i was trying to write "dark"...lol

Oh WHOOPS:o

Well...MINE was supposed to be kinda funny...So...I just thought...you know...Umm

Yours was great :D

I honestly think it was the tune...A happy Christmas song, but with all the killing...The contrast made it funny

thanks, i took all day trying to figure which song to do. :o

It's a GOOD thing...The fact that it's a happy Christmas tune, makes it creepy, too :)

See if you can guess what I parodied.

Tonight, I'm gonna buy myself, a real good knife,
I will sli, sli, sli siiiiiiiiiiiiiilice,
and the cops, are chasing down my car yeah,
I'm smoking a lot of ecstasy so,
Don't shoot me now, don't shoot me,
cause your blood is like red wine, blood is like red wine,

They are shootin' guns, aiming with their eyes,
like they should be, like they were trained in the academy,
I'm drivin' in my car, speeding byyyyyy, like michael schumacher,
I'm gonna slice, slice, slice, there's no stopping me,

I'm slicin up your dog yeah,
I just stabbed your cat,
That's why the cops are getting ang-er-ry,
They just shot my car next it's me,
I'm gonna take-a longer to slice open yoooooouuu,

Don't shoot me noooooooooow,
Your blood is just like red wine, even tastes the same,
don't shoot me noooooooooow,
if you don't waaant me to slice you,
just give a call but,
don't shoot me now. Don't shoot me nooow.
I don't wanna be shot at all.

I can't figure it out :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58CJih1iYC0

Listen to this and sing the lyrics to yourself. ;)

Ah...That's why I couldn't figure it out...I'd never heard that song before

Nice adaptation :D

My Way : Frank Sinatra (or Sid Vicious - take your pick)


And now, the end is near;
it's time for you to start dying.
My friend, Ill say it clear,
when you go, i wont be crying.

you've lived, a life that's shit..
at every turn, you got in my way;
so now - with this saw and kit,
I'll do it my way.

Regrets, Ive had a few;
But then again, there was none this time.
I did what I had to do
i cut you up, it was a fun time.

I planned each bloody blow;
Each careful slice along the airway,
But more, than you'll ever know,
I did it my way.

Yes, there were times, you never knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate you up and spit you out.
I faced it all and cleaned up the mess;
And did it my way.

Ive hacked, Ive cut, and chopped.
Ive had my fun; my share of bloodshed.
And now your head is lopped,
I find it all so blood red.

To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
No, oh no not me,
I did it my way.

For what is a man, but blood and guts?
I stood in gore, up to my nuts.
to kill the ones you really hate;
and not leave it up to fate.
The record shows you took the blows -
And bought it it my way!

That was BEAUTIFUL *sniff*

Absolutely brilliant

This one gets my vote for absolute best...Would be seriously difficult to beat

Thanks for that :)

Marley could do it. Where's he at?

Nice job urge...I'm surprised you didn't use a Burt Bacharach song.

what ?? sully the words of the true king ?

not a chance !

I'm really surprised you haven't heard that before! That's probably their most loved song here in england. It's probably the favourite queen song for those who haven't heard bohemian rhapsody.

Ahem, you may be forgetting one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4

:D

If you like Human Pinatas - If you like Pina Coladas

I was tired of my lady,
she had been nagging too long,
like a her worn out old mother,
But then they both look like dogs...

So while she lay there sleeping,
I took a club to her head,
then in the psycopath columns,
there was this letter I read,

If you like human pinatas,
and guns and a-acid rain,
if you're into illegal,
drugs, booze, sex and champagne,
if you like making love at midnight,
with bondage and tape,
I'm the love that you've looked for,
write to me and escape,

Didn't forget about my lady,
Dumped her into the ravine,
Also her mother and father,
They had no time to, shout or plead or scream,
so i wrote to the paper,
took out a psycopath ad,
and though I'm nobodies poet,
I thought it wasn't half bad,

Yes I like human Pinatas,
and guns and a-acid rain,
I'm not much into asians,
they make bad tasting champagne,
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon,
and cut through all this red tape,
at an old, dingy alley,
where we'll plan our escape,

So I waited with high hopes,
then she walked in the place,
I knew her smile in an instant,
I knew the curve of her face,
It was my zombified lady!
And she said "I'll kill you"
then she laughed for a moment,
then I said "No, I'll kill you."

I lock you in my mums larder,
and wait 'til you go insane,
then I'll put gas right in there,
and get a hobo caled wayne,
Give him a shotgun and some mouldy food,
And an old porno tape,
then he will open fire,
and you'll have no escape!

[sung to the tune: I'll Never Fall In Love Again by Burt Bacharach]




What do you get when you swing your blade
you get enough blood, to form a river
fry me up some brains, with a side of liver
I'm never going to jail again
I'm never going to jail again

What do you get when you remove a face
You get a neat mask, to fool the police
Eating your intestines, cooked in baking grease
I'm never going to jail again
I'm never going to jail again

Don't tell me what it's all about
'cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you

What do I get when I eat your heart
a warm fuzzy feeling, that makes me happy
well look at me now, I'm getting sappy
I'm never going to jail again

What do you get when I slit your throat
You get a nice stone, in Marley's graveyard
So watch your ass,always be on your guard.
I'm never going to jail again
I'm never going to jail again

does the evil of marleys ghost know no bounds ???!!!!!

Wouldn't "I'll never go to jail again" work better than "I'm never going to jail again"?