The Unofficial HDC Battle Royale Shit-Talkin' Thread
 

Why not?

Everybody who isn't a part of the Mad Killers has butt-sex with Jason Voorhees. So suck on that, bitches.

rofl...:D

I think one of these was very much NEEDED! Thanks, Alky.

Go on - Monsters, Mad Killers & Chainsaws - vent yourselves here! Rip your opponents apart!! :cool:

Let THE UNOFFICIAL HDC BATTLE ROYALE OF WORDS commence!

I figured we could keep the business at your end and the endless pages of trash in here. If it doesn't work, it's always fun to take a cut at a fellow member just for the hell of it!

No worries.

What is Battle Royale without some old fashioned ribbing and trash talk anyway? You can trash the others in that thread too.

I keep the link to the Challenges in my Signature from now, so that part is easier. :)

chainsaws and mad killers so ________ that they would __________ a _______ without a second thought.

let's get creative, monster squad.

hey what Jason and I had was special and intimate and i object to you making it sound cheap and tawdry

ahh those days on Lake Crystalback mountain

I came in here looking for intelligent and witty remarks, you know, some great trash talk. Unfortunately I only see one Chainsaw so I guess I won't find much of that.

Wassamatta Despare? You too WOUNDED to think of anything witty to say?

Trust me, I could be in a coma and still not be worried about being able to outwit the other two groups. I won't say I can out "trash" you and the others necessarily as I generally associate both the Monsters and the Mad Killers with trash.

OH YEAH


YOU POOPY-HEAD

Harumph harumph!

Hey newb, Despare said you're too old to get it up. And also that beer is the drink of pussycats.

I didn't get a Harumph out of you!
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I'm only good for 1 insult per day........I'm sure the poopy-pants comment upset him enough.

"Trash" talk indeed.

- The_Assassin

I was actually typing in a response to that, one to cut you to the bone, but then I figured being on Alky's team was insult enough.

Hahaha, well-done.
Yeah, half my life is a Blazing Saddles quote.

After round 3, I think the Mad Killers be the only team to have not lost a round... Pretty impresive indeed...

you all suck....
all of you.

where you in this at some stage, who was the first to die?

the first to die was phalanx i believe

so why are you so bitter?

Disease -

You SUCK. SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK.

And your sig - TOTALLY IRONICAL BECAUSE YOU UGLY TOO. HA

To the Mad Killers-your mama can't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll. There, I said it.

OMG...Yup...He WENT there

everyone's picking on the Mad Killers. Obviously because we're your biggest competition.

What does your sig say? "The Cute One"... BULLSHIT!


Now I feel like a dick, sorry.

No you ugly you whore.... :mad:

Amazingly, that is untrue........I think.

I would not charge to take such a person as yourself out. That wasn't a polite sentence.

- The_Assassin

Your just a figment of our collective imaginations...

Eat my ass Mad Killers and Monster Squad.

Yeah that's how I roll.

At least you can take solace in the fact that no one from my team will kill you. You're too good to us. :D

I think most of the people playing can take solace in the fact that nobody from your team will kill... anybody.

Ahh, we'll see.

Ouch, nice comeback, you're the king of trash talk. :rolleyes:




















;)

I never claimed to be witty and therefore I don't feel the need to try. :p

It'll just hurt that much more when you lose to a team with me on it

So you're not witty and delusional... that's ok Dude, we'll make your death a quick and painless one (unless Rayne has other plans). Don't be sad, a quick and painless death is a luxury the other teams won't have.

HAHAHAHA

BOOYAH!

And who have you guys killed now? Remind me please.

Phalanx? No, he was done in by his own team.

Dante? Nope, not by you guys but I know by who.

You forget that we are the only team that still has a full roster.

Please... He wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire:rolleyes: :)

The people I've killed may be walking around right now but I assure you... they're already dead. Your roster is still full because there's point in taking out those who aren't a threat. Keep your chin up though, at least you have confidence in your "team".






You've opened my eyes Posh, you see, I used to think trash talk had to make sense or be original. You've proven however that old insults used at random CAN be considered "trash talk".