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Disease 03-22-2008 04:02 PM

Zero, cynical or pissed off?
 
well is he .... Going on his family picks tonight?

He seems a little cranky to me, not saying much just showing us his angsty primate relatives... what has shacken his tree.

Zero 03-22-2008 04:21 PM

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...monkeymoon.jpg

Disease 03-22-2008 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero (Post 675386)

Did you vote?

monalisa 03-22-2008 05:10 PM

Cynical, and that's why I appreciate him so much. Keep it up monkey dude!

crabapple 03-22-2008 05:29 PM

he's a monkey....he do not think like people do, he think monkey thoughts!

like, "ooo haaa!" and "ooka ooka! I bite you!" ... like that

angrymob 03-22-2008 05:39 PM

Could it be that he is resentful that we call him a monkey,when he appears to actually be an ape? It's just a thought.

Disease 03-22-2008 07:20 PM

Ooh ahh, it depends if he wants to be a monkey or an ape really...

angrymob 03-22-2008 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disease (Post 675571)
Ooh ahh, it depends if he wants to be a monkey or an ape really...

Agreed.I will gladly abide by his simian wishes.

neverending 03-22-2008 07:49 PM

This poll sucks- there's no option for BOTH.

Disease 03-22-2008 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neverending (Post 675587)
This poll sucks- there's no option for BOTH.

Just vote ... every vote counts you know..... :D

_____V_____ 03-22-2008 08:57 PM

Neither.

All simians should be shot to avoid a possible "Planet of the Apes" future.:rolleyes:

Zero 03-23-2008 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 675597)
Neither.

All simians should be shot to avoid a possible "Planet of the Apes" future.:rolleyes:

*flings pooh at V*





besides the needed option in voting was:


"Zero is drunk out of his skull" - that would have been a very good option (and now it could be "zero is hungover" but that's another story)

Disease 03-23-2008 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero (Post 675625)
*flings pooh at V*





besides the needed option in voting was:


"Zero is drunk out of his skull" - that would have been a very good option (and now it could be "zero is hungover" but that's another story)

Lmao... I should have just guessd that..:p

Psycom5k 03-23-2008 06:47 AM

Ya know, I was just looking through photobucket, and tried to find a nice monkey pic to throw in here, and guess what I come across...... Zero's Photobucket. Now isn't that funny. http://s134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/

GorePhobia 03-23-2008 09:41 AM

I think he is cynical.

Zero 03-23-2008 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycom5k (Post 675666)
Ya know, I was just looking through photobucket, and tried to find a nice monkey pic to throw in here, and guess what I come across...... Zero's Photobucket. Now isn't that funny. http://s134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/


that's funny - i never knew those were public - heh good thing nothing private is in there.

Disease 03-23-2008 12:51 PM

shit funny is that for real... you can search anothers monkey pics on there...?

monalisa 03-23-2008 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycom5k (Post 675666)
Ya know, I was just looking through photobucket, and tried to find a nice monkey pic to throw in here, and guess what I come across...... Zero's Photobucket. Now isn't that funny. http://s134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/

That was truly entertaining. Thanks to Zero and Psycom5k! But we know that's not ALL the monkey pics Zero has. He is the Monkey King!

Elvis_Christ 03-24-2008 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 675597)
All simians should be shot to avoid a possible "Planet of the Apes" future.:rolleyes:

Damn right.... you'd think we would've learned from that movie. Now we're doomed to live in a world that smells like urine, shit and bananas as slaves in loincloths.

monalisa 03-24-2008 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elvis_Christ (Post 675925)
Damn right.... you'd think we would've learned from that movie. Now we're doomed to live in a world that smells like urine, shit and bananas as slaves in loincloths.

I actually rather like loincloths on tall hunky men with long dark hair....sorry, got a little distracted there. Could do without the stinky part mentioned though. Ack!

Zero 03-24-2008 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elvis_Christ (Post 675925)
Damn right.... you'd think we would've learned from that movie. Now we're doomed to live in a world that smells like urine, shit and bananas as slaves in loincloths.

you'd be lucky to live in my world - as opposed to your current world that smells of masturbatory cum and the faint scent of abysmal failure


:D

monalisa 03-24-2008 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero (Post 675946)
you'd be lucky to live in my world - as opposed to your current world that smells of masturbatory cum and the faint scent of abysmal failure


:D


And again...could do without the stinky part...:p but thanks for the visual.
Do all men like to joke about buttcrack smells? Or is it just my boyfriend, and sometimes you guys?

Zero 03-25-2008 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monalisa (Post 675947)
And again...could do without the stinky part...:p but thanks for the visual.
Do all men like to joke about buttcrack smells? Or is it just my boyfriend, and sometimes you guys?

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...monkeymoon.jpg

stubbornforgey 03-25-2008 12:32 PM

:D Em just gonna vote cos i like seeing my name in the forum
when i reply ..stating em gonna vote' :D

Zero 03-25-2008 12:35 PM

STUBBORN! Great to see you back!

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...ve-7384-tn.jpg

stubbornforgey 03-25-2008 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero (Post 676153)

LOL..you can talk you disappearing monkey.
How many votes this time ..you did all 111 through to the 999's .
whats next huh ..huh..?

Zero 03-25-2008 02:26 PM

the only thing left is the grand conclusion!

Elvis_Christ 03-25-2008 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero (Post 676181)
the only thing left is the grand conclusion!

http://www.monkeyzoo.co.uk/Images/Mo...mb?w=100&h=100

Zero 03-25-2008 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elvis_Christ (Post 676184)

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...rohdc/Dead.jpg

now part of the zero collection!

crabapple 03-25-2008 06:16 PM

poo nuts monkey

Elvis_Christ 03-25-2008 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero (Post 676204)

Thought you'd like that one brother :D


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