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Despare 03-20-2008 06:45 PM

One date with one entertainer.
 
Inspired by a thread which will go unmentioned.



If you could have a date with one entertainer who would it be?

_____V_____ 03-20-2008 06:51 PM

I am quite safe in speaking for Dolly - Justin Timberlake.:cool:

Candle-light dinner, soft instrumental music, plenty of roses, and gazing lovingly into each other's eyes...***SIGH***


:D

Phalanx 03-20-2008 06:54 PM

...and his dick in her box?
dick in a box ba-baayyyyy

_____V_____ 03-20-2008 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phalanx (Post 674716)
...and his dick in her box?
dick in a box ba-baayyyyy

Depends on where she wants it.:D

illdojo 03-20-2008 07:28 PM

Tough Choice.....Umm.....
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...ca_biel_10.jpg
Jessica Biel

Psycom5k 03-20-2008 07:59 PM

http://www.randomchic.com/chics/brit...y/maxim-11.jpg

I've wanted to bone Brittany Murphy. :D

_____V_____ 03-20-2008 08:37 PM

Umm Psycom, this site is frequented by kids too...so let's tone down on the "assets" shall we?

For me, it would be any of them in my sig. Dream date - all of em.

Despare 03-20-2008 08:40 PM

I'd probably pick Uma Thurman or Christina Ricci. I hear Uma's pretty smart and I used to think Ricci was the best (not as much now but that's ok).

Quote:

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 674739)
Umm Psycom, this site is frequented by kids too...so let's tone down on the "assets" shall we?

Ohhhh, it's not THAT bad is it? Besides, shouldn't these children have parents monitoring their internet usage? Some of us type fuck... a lot. ;)

_____V_____ 03-20-2008 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Despare (Post 674741)
Ohhhh, it's not THAT bad is it? Besides, shouldn't these children have parents monitoring their internet usage? Some of us type fuck... a lot. ;)

Most parents dont care about what their kids see on the Net these days. Bad parenthood is rampant, especially in the cities.

You gotta admit, an image is more impressionable than verbal stuff. You can skip through words, not through a picture.

Despare 03-20-2008 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 674744)
Most parents dont care about what their kids see on the Net these days. Bad parenthood is rampant, especially in the cities.

You gotta admit, an image is more impressionable than verbal stuff. You can skip through words, not through a picture.

Very true, but then you get into the debate about how much skin is too much. Why not show her when we have pics of bloody violence? I'm not asking that... that's just the kind of stuff that pops up. I really could care less heh. :D

_____V_____ 03-20-2008 08:59 PM

Hey...nobody complains about eye-candy, do they?;)

Despare 03-20-2008 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 674747)
Hey...nobody complains about eye-candy, do they?;)

Nope! Bring on the blood!

neverending 03-20-2008 10:07 PM

http://www.seatwave.com/FileStore/SE...ainPicture.jpg

Melanie has always been my fave rave since I was a teenager. Her songs have inspired me throughout my life. To be able to spend some time with her would be a dream come true.



My apologies for not posting a nearly naked picture of someone I'd like to "bone."

hammerfan 03-21-2008 03:40 AM

I guess I'll be the first female to jump in here.

Do I have to list just one? Can I have my choice between: Hugh Jackman, George Clooney, Viggo Mortensen, Karl Urban, David Wenham??

urgeok2 03-21-2008 04:24 AM

beatrice dalle.

i'd probably be too afraid to speak

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o...acebckgrnd.jpg

Despare 03-21-2008 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neverending (Post 674754)
My apologies for not posting a nearly naked picture of someone I'd like to "bone."

Well, it's only one date, I'm surprised the other folks here think they can get a celebrity to put out after one date with them.

She's the one from Betty Blue right Urge?

angrymob 03-21-2008 06:27 AM

Milla Jovovic for me.I dont even understand my obssession with her myself,but there it is.I love the legs and the fact that she could kick the crap out of me if she wanted to might be a clue.I also hear she knows how to party so...Thats my choice.

bloody_ribcut 03-21-2008 07:45 AM

my pick, rihanna.
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/j.../rihanna-1.jpg
:rolleyes: she looks like my kind of entertainment.

Psycom5k 03-21-2008 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 674739)
Umm Psycom, this site is frequented by kids too...so let's tone down on the "assets" shall we?

For me, it would be any of them in my sig. Dream date - all of em.

Well its not like they don't see it everywhere already. The could pick up a magazine easily, search through porn at broadband speeds, find one of their fathers pornos(or their mothers...) not to mention images like that are plastered allover the place, in adds and such. I mean cmon, how many underwear adds have you seen in any public place that focuses right on a guys junk, yes he is wearing underwear, but it doesn't really leave much to the imagination. So really, whats the difference, or even more, whats the point of censoring anything in this world?

Also... her boobs are covered.

X¤MurderDoll¤X 03-21-2008 08:25 AM

Crispin Glover haha

Posher778 03-21-2008 08:28 AM

Murderdoll.

X¤MurderDoll¤X 03-21-2008 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Posher778 (Post 674977)
Murderdoll.

<3

I could be a celebrity if I wanted to... only missing a few things like talent and well just talent really. I just need to get myself photographed at a club with paris hilton or something.

bloody_ribcut 03-21-2008 08:41 AM

or a sex tape with paris hilton..

_____V_____ 03-21-2008 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 674983)
I could be a celebrity if I wanted to... only missing a few things like talent and well just talent really. I just need to get myself photographed at a club with paris hilton or something.

Make sure its just a pic, not a video.

Had to say it.;)

urgeok2 03-21-2008 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Despare (Post 674794)
She's the one from Betty Blue right Urge?

thats the one

urgeok2 03-21-2008 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 674983)
<3

I could be a celebrity if I wanted to... only missing a few things like talent and well just talent really. I just need to get myself photographed at a club with paris hilton or something.

remember to put on some underwear .....

X¤MurderDoll¤X 03-21-2008 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 675016)
remember to put on some underwear .....

:p ..........

Dante'sInferno 03-21-2008 01:03 PM

Summer Glau,i would take her to DISNEYLAND!!!!!









FUCK YEAH!........Wanna go too?

AUSTIN316426808 03-21-2008 01:22 PM

Well, since you said entertainer and not celebrity, I'll say a girl I know whose very entertaining. Pretty sure there's more fun to be had with her instead of some random hollywood chick.

alkytrio666 03-21-2008 01:42 PM

Ms. Knightley for me, please.

http://www.celebcrazy.net/images/KeiraKnightley.jpg

jenna26 03-22-2008 05:31 AM

This guy.....
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d1...e_campbell.jpg

:)

_____V_____ 03-22-2008 06:17 AM

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z...rroni/evan.png


or


http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x30/mitura/megan.jpg


or


http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...a_cuthbert.jpg


I kinda prefer Evan though.:)

newb 03-22-2008 06:42 AM

Grace Potter

love her music [I saw her a couple of times last year] and she ain't too tough on the eyes.

http://www.joethephotoman.com/upload...ce5-764865.jpg


she also plays a mean piano

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paeNnR33i5Q

Psycom5k 03-22-2008 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Despare (Post 674794)
Well, it's only one date, I'm surprised the other folks here think they can get a celebrity to put out after one date with them.

Yeah I just noticed what you wrote, and no I never said I would expect her to put out after one date, I merely said that I wanted to bone her. Second of all, I KNOW she would put out after one date, but thats just merely the effect I have on all women. :)

Disease 03-22-2008 01:08 PM

Not someon I want to shag but someone I'd like to have dinner with...

Crispin Glover, I think we could entertain each other for a night on many levels...

I would like to go to a restraunt of his choice then take him on an acid trip through the streets and bars.

X¤MurderDoll¤X 03-22-2008 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disease (Post 675315)
Not someon I want to shag but someone I'd like to have dinner with...

Crispin Glover, I think we could entertain each other for a night on many levels...

I would like to go to a restraunt of his choice then take him on an acid trip through the streets and bars.

I already said Crispin Glover, so pick someone else. :D

Disease 03-22-2008 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 674970)
Crispin Glover haha


so we agree on that.... ;)


But if it was someone in female form I would go for this husey....


Kimberly Davies... mmmmmmm

http://www.goldeneyebooks.com/images...rleydavies.jpg

fortunato 03-22-2008 03:47 PM

i have to say i'm awfully fond of zooey deschanel...

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medi...7/18750927.jpg

Zero 03-22-2008 04:28 PM

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...ture201206.jpg

monalisa 03-22-2008 04:41 PM

Al Pacino or, of course, Bill Moseley. Yumyumyum...


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