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crabapple 01-06-2008 04:04 PM

Join the Banana Club...today!
 
I just found this and it's very important that everyone here see it...this thread is probably far more important than any other thread here on HDC.

http://www.bananaclub.com/

It's the Banana Club!

I have never come across anything so awesome!

newb 01-06-2008 05:55 PM

As exciting as that sounds......I'm already a member of the "Fruit of the Month Club."

http://www.club-offers.com/fruit/

Roderick Usher 01-06-2008 06:06 PM

I thought this would be more yourn speed, Newb


http://www.gourmetgroceryonline.com/..._the_month?b=1

newb 01-06-2008 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roderick Usher (Post 658386)
I thought this would be more yourn speed, Newb


http://www.gourmetgroceryonline.com/..._the_month?b=1



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...e/verynice.gif

ManchestrMorgue 01-06-2008 10:38 PM

Pfft... Amateurs.

In Australia we have...

http://www.bigbanana.com/

Zero 01-10-2008 02:44 PM

did someone say banana?

crabapple 01-10-2008 04:29 PM

A hm hm...heh heh heh! Hoo hoo. Heh heh, banana.

;) ;) :eek: :rolleyes:
:mad:

Zero 01-10-2008 04:57 PM

banana nana fo fana
me mi mo mana
banana!

Psycom5k 01-10-2008 04:57 PM

What is with you guys and phalus shaped foods?

Zero 01-10-2008 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycom5k (Post 658986)
What is with you guys and phalus shaped foods?

ever tried to deep-throat a watermelon?

Psycom5k 01-10-2008 05:29 PM

No, but why would you be trying to deep throat anything? Is it practice? :)

crabapple 01-10-2008 05:32 PM

Heyyy, YOOUUU were the one that said that, I didn't say it. Get you mind outta the gutter! A banana is a fruit--a tasty, yummy fruit. I think the people at the Banana Club would be offended by your suggestions. Go eat a banana. Just try one, you'll like it.

novakru 01-10-2008 05:44 PM

Bananas are no good in the juicer...:mad:
I found out the hard way, but they make great smoothies:)

Psycom5k 01-10-2008 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crabapple (Post 659000)
Heyyy, YOOUUU were the one that said that, I didn't say it. Get you mind outta the gutter! A banana is a fruit--a tasty, yummy fruit. I think the people at the Banana Club would be offended by your suggestions. Go eat a banana. Just try one, you'll like it.

Hey, im not falling for it, your not recruiting me into your "special interest" group. I'm good Christian man. I will not be dragged into your heathen ways so that I ca n burn in a lake of fire for eternity with the rest of you sinners!

Quote:

Originally Posted by novakru (Post 659005)
Bananas are no good in the juicer...:mad:
I found out the hard way, but they make great smoothies:)

Actually, i've found if you mix it in with a juicier fruit that they can work out great. Add in some apples and oranges, its really good. Also, since you say you like smoothies, try banana and blueberry, those are delicious. Mango, orange(as in the juice, not the fruit, I've never tried it with the fruit,) and banana is a good combo too, just not too heavy on the mango.

novakru 01-10-2008 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycom5k (Post 659009)
Actually, i've found if you mix it in with a juicier fruit that they can work out great. Add in some apples and oranges, its really good. Also, since you say you like smoothies, try banana and blueberry, those are delicious. Mango, orange(as in the juice, not the fruit, I've never tried it with the fruit,) and banana is a good combo too, just not too heavy on the mango.

Yeah, I tried that but my banana still just ended up in the back with all the pulp.....

I will try the blueberries in my next smoothie, that sounds great.

Psycom5k 01-10-2008 06:13 PM

it might just be your juicer then. Because the one we've got here works with bananas and other fruit, its just makes the juice into kind of a thin smoothie texture.

And beleive me your gonna love it with blueberries, I used to make those everyday at work when i was working at this one restaurant that sells them. I still make them when I can here, but we don't always have the ingredients here at the same time.

ferretchucker 01-11-2008 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crabapple (Post 658368)
I just found this and it's very important that everyone here see it...this thread is probably far more important than any other thread here on HDC.

http://www.bananaclub.com/

It's the Banana Club!

I have never come across anything so awesome!

A wise man once described to me some of the greatest things about a satsuma. They were his past, present and future. His life. But that man is gone now. Gone forever. He is DEAD to me.:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

crabapple 01-11-2008 09:19 AM

In reality, all tasty fruits are important and equally noble.

Eat a fruit while enjoying your favorite cultural entertainment.

Listen to some music or watch a film or play, while eating the yummy fruit of your choice.

When not actually eating a fruit, you must arrange all fruits in the vicinity; gather all fruits you are aware of and place them in a decorative ceramic bowl. Always strive for the visually pleasing in your fruit arrangement; let no fruit be unattractively arranged.

ferretchucker 01-11-2008 10:35 AM

[QUOTE]Bananas are the mushy yellow poo of the earth! Bananas are only good when blended in dairy products! But still...

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p...ker/banana.gifhttp://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p...ker/banana.gifhttp://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p...ker/banana.gifhttp://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p...ker/banana.gifhttp://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p...ker/banana.gif

jenna26 01-11-2008 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero (Post 658987)
ever tried to deep-throat a watermelon?

I laughed way too hard at this post....I think I injured myself, thanks a lot...:p ;)

crabapple 01-11-2008 10:57 AM

Here's the thing, okay? Bananas have a scent, it is a happy fruity scent. When you peel a banana, the scent is there and it's so nice. They taste good but I would say they smell even better.

Wouldn't you like to try one now? :)

ferretchucker 01-11-2008 01:29 PM

No. Not at all. Infact, just after reading this, I was making a smoothie and decided to eat a chunk of banana. sickening. And a fruity smell is the smell of coconut or pineapple. Did you hit your head harder than ever crabby?

Zero 01-11-2008 04:31 PM

ever tried to deep throat a coconut?

crabapple 01-11-2008 05:48 PM

Well, it seems like some people don't understand about banana. Banana is special, see, like..........difficult to explain, you cannot improve on banana, you can only complement it with another (lesser) fruit. If you don't understand, 's'okay.

ferretchucker 01-12-2008 10:49 AM

Oh, I understand. And so do the rest of the satsumas. You have betrayed us. You could have kept your opinions to yourself, but you didn't. We're sorry, it's over.

crabapple 01-12-2008 12:16 PM

I never disrespected the satsumas. I like all the satsumas. It's just that bananas're better, is all.

ferretchucker 01-12-2008 01:33 PM

I'm sorry. Any chance you had of redeaming yourself in the eyes of the satsumas dissapeared with that statement. It's over Crab. I'm sorry it had to be this way.

crabapple 01-12-2008 01:43 PM

I dont care!! I think banana are better

ferretchucker 01-12-2008 02:17 PM

***SLAPS*** You Lie!!!!

crabapple 01-12-2008 02:45 PM

but.....banana are happy :confused: :confused: :confused: :eek:

bloody_ribcut 01-12-2008 03:09 PM

i like how when you smash a bannana, it breaks into three identical pieces.

Zero 01-14-2008 04:16 AM

Tra-la-la la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la la-la-la-la


Tra-la-la la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la la-la-la-la


One banana, two bananas, three bananas, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more
Over hills and highway the banana buggies go
Coming on to bring you the banana splits show


Makin' up a mess of fun
Makin' up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone


Tra-la-la la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la la-la-la-la


Tra-la-la la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la la-la-la-la


Four bananas, three bananas, two bananas, one
All bananas playing in the bright warm sun
Flipping like a pancake, popping like a cork
Fleagle, Bingo, Droopper and snork


Makin' up a mess of fun
Makin' up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone


Tra-la-la la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la la-la-la-la


Tra-la-la la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la la-la-la-la


Two banana, four banana
One banana, three
Swingin' like a bunch of monkeys
Hangin' from a tree.
Hey there everybody
Won't you come along and see
How much like banana splits
Everyone can be.


Makin' up a mess of fun
Makin' up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone


Tra-la-la la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la la-la-la-la


Tra-la-la la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la la-la-la-la

newb 01-14-2008 06:13 AM

The Banana Splits

one of my fav's as a tyke.....that and H.R. Puffinstuff


http://www.popnarcotic.com/splits.jpg

crabapple 01-14-2008 09:27 AM

Those Banana Splits characters, in the picture there...they look like the type that would be right at home at HDC, don't you think? Kinda whacky?

Zero 01-14-2008 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 659423)
The Banana Splits

one of my fav's as a tyke.....that and H.R. Puffinstuff


http://www.popnarcotic.com/splits.jpg

i liked electra woman and dyna girl - grroowwlll

crabapple 01-15-2008 07:02 AM

Banana bread? Banana bread? How would you like a nice slice of banana bread. warmed in the oven and with a little butter. With your coffee! Right now, this morning. Go get some. Don't know where it is? Find it. Go to the store, go to the bakery and get yourself a dee-licious slice of 'nana bread.

ferretchucker 01-15-2008 07:50 AM

Okay, I'll give you that one too. Banana bread, milkshake and yogurt are all fine. Just actual bananas that are not.

crabapple 01-15-2008 08:38 AM

Fried banana w/ honey and cinnamon?

You do milkshake with....banana and coffee and milk and some chocolate. Good in morning!

ferretchucker 01-15-2008 08:50 AM

fritters are weird enough without honey (which bees make from pollen:S) and cinnamon which is just yuck! Milkshake looks good though.

Zero 01-15-2008 04:51 PM

i like banana nut muffins


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