18 Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving!!
 

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. That's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!

Hahahahha. Nice to see you still around pink.

hahaha it's not even thanksgiving for me but that's still hilarious.

Those in particular are not Thanksgiving-y. Yeah, you can say them at Thanksgiving, but you can say them any time without it being something dirty. This wasn't funny at all.

Pass the fucking turkey.....asshole.



just a cute holiday saying in my family.

I was bored! It was sent to me on myspace, just thought i would pass it on!;)

Sam is just PMSing he will get over it.

The fact that it's an unfunny list has nothing to do with a figurative menstral cycle.

funny list Mags - STE's just pissed he couldn't come up with something funny to post.

Or maybe I just don't find the list funny. But don't let me stop you all from lining up to suck PinkFloyd's dick over it some more.

Oh snap....

to what? :confused:

You have bastile day...

Never you mind, aussie.

And who has bastille day ? Certainly not I.

Don't you ride bikes and have picnics or some shit?

Shouldn't you be drunk off your ass right about now ?

Good point.

yeah and when sam gets a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers he'll be able to find his own dick

Finding not needed. It's probably still in Gore's mouth from his weekly fellating of me on his radio show.

oh my god i literally spit beer out at that.

hil-f**king-larious

That makes two of us, except I have no beer to spit out. :(

[QUOTE=The STE;649201]Or maybe I just don't find the list funny. But don't let




I'm not getting what your problem is...???
Keep the sucking coming guys....hehe!!

I almost spit Pink's dick out of my mouth....



wait.......Pink has a dick?

Here's something you can only say at Thanksgiving... "Look, I know you're my cousin, but I really think you're kinda...hot! I mean, uh......hey, how about those turkeys!!"

Heh heh!

Tim Rhoades almost farted cum out of his arse at that one.

Has everyone eaten their turkey? Was it yesterday....

i only had a small roasted chicken - as i live alone it would be pointless to make a big turkey (although my puppy would have gladly helped me gobble one up!)

You make your own Turkeys... :eek:

I don't want to know how... actually I do.

ever seen reanimator - its about the same set up (although they do tend to be carnivorous when they come back)

so the chicken is a better option then....

Nice.... So thats why he mumbles alot on the show.

Yeah everyone laugh at my expense thats cool.

Fun, ain't it ?

Patty I apologized a lot for what I said regarding you on my show and I was truely sorry and ment it. I really miss talking to you and it sucks.

What in God's name did you say that was so horrible? Since you mentioned it in the thread, perhaps you would like to share it with the class.

yes, if you don't have enough to share then put it in the bin...

No, he doesn't have to share a damn thing.

I'm just relishing the tables being turned is all. End story.

What did he say? was it .....

"My French stick is to big for your croissant"?

Maybe this should have a thread of it's own... :p

That's exactly what he said.

You just keep trying to be clever. Don't hurt yourself now. ;)

Oh peeeeeeenis...my ear still says NO! Bwahahahahahaaaaa!