Favorite one-liner in a horror movie
 

Whats your favorite one liner from any horror movie. Please say what movie its from though because not everyone might know.




"I kick ass for the lord!!!"
-The priest in Dead Alive (only seconds before a severed zombie head lands on his shoulder and gnaws on his neck.)

"What kind of puss attacks you in your dreams?"
-FreeBurg in Freddy vs. jason (when they are hearing the legend of Freddy.)

'THIS is God'

said by freddy in NOES1, talking about his knife-glove. he says it after Tina says 'Oh God' when she sees him

i would have to say "groovy" ash says it in evil dead 2 and army of darkness (kind of shity one but it stuck in my head)

my favourite one-liner, is a toss up between "hey! it's a kind of magic!" or "that hit the spot"

from highlander and the running man respectively. although i wouldn't really say either of them are horror films

Extremely Predictable... but oh well:

"Heeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!" ~The Shining

And from Freddy Vs. Jason:

"That goalie was pissed about something!" ~The little stoner boy (who's trying to be Jay from Jay and Silent Bob) says that when talking about Jason.

"Yo, She-Bitch. Let's go."

"wanna suck face"~freddy.

fuck all the rest of them i just rembered my favoriote one
"LET JESUS FUCK YOU" Linda from the exorcist i think thats the best

There are so many great one liners that come from Freddy, but the best is from Freddy vs Jason after he kicks Jason in the nuts...

"Oohh, no balls Vorhees?"

my bad, reagon from the exorcist

i was going to say the same thing. but, how about, "it's a trick, get an axe". also from army of darkness.

"i'll never tell............................" :P

"i'll be back" arnold s. terminator.....ok so its noty horror but since the first movie everyone says it!!!

"here's johnny!!!!!!!!" eh-jack scares the shiza out of me but i would love to work w/ him in a scary movie!

"lady, im afraid im gunna have to ask you to leave the store."

My computer says that everytime I turn it on.:)

avenger i'm starting to think that you're a obsessed.

that stuff the 2 girls say in Jason X during the Crystal Lake sim. I spit soda all over my bedroom floor when it cut to him beating them in their sleeping bags against each other.

"Right now your the king of jack and shit. And jack just left town."-army of darkness

"I hope i give you the Shits you FUCKING WIMP" - Spoon, Dog Soilders

"We love premarital sex!"

Crazy clown, you could be right.

sry hate to be a bugger but im gonna be an english majoring attorney and it would bae either you're obsessed or you're an obsessive compulsive freak.......not that im calling avenger that *he's cool* but it was a forinstance! :D

get the f*** out of my face~ army of darkness.

i laugh every time bruce says that.

Definitely a laugh-out-loud moment. I love how he says it kinda under his breath.

yeah BC pulled off that line perfectly.

Well I just got done watching this one movie so...
"Your in my world bitch." Freddy VS. Jason.

"welcome to wonderland alice" i forget which NOES movies its from though but freddy said it to alice i kinda think it was the 4th one but not sure

"iplayed w/ mommy now i'm gonna play w/ you" gage talking to his dad on the phone in pet cemetary

and also from NOES but not sure whic one:

" they can check in but they don't check out" aftering killing the girl that turns in to roach in the roach motel

Good...Bad...I'm the guy with the gun:cool:

I'd just like to point out that the above quote is different in the American and European release (I think American and European). The alternate line is:

"I ain't that good."

And yes, when Bruce says 'fuck' in Army of Darkness, I laughed so hard. It seemed so out of place.

Personally though...

"I live... again!"

And it's not a one liner... but when Ash and the lamp are laughing in Evil Dead II... oh boy. Good times.

Oh, and I just remembered:

"Party's over."

From Dead Alive. Yes it's a very simple line... but it works so perfectly that I love it.

It was the fourth one, great line. I really liked that one, but maybe its just because thats My name;)

FvJ:Thats on pissed off golie!
NOES3:Welcome to prime time, bitch!
Jason X:Im afraid im gonna have to hurt ya now!
NOES4:If the food don't kill ya, the service will.

NOES4:Welcome to wonderland alice (how could I forget!?)
NOES3:Whats the matter billy? Filling a bit tounge tied? (he said this will Billy was tied to the bed over the fire pit by tounges)
NOES4:You shouldent have buried me, Im not dead!
NOES4:Sticks and stones may break my bones, but nothing can ever kill me!

i don't think i spell it correctly.anyway.
"Im here to chew bubble gum and kick some ass,and im out of bubble gum"

-They Live

"gimme some sugar baby " predictable, but just love how BC says that !

You mean..

"Shit man, that goalie was pissed about something."

from fvj

How sweet dark meat:D

"the only thing to fear is fear himself"
Freddy Krueger from Freddy Vs. Jason

"First you wanna kill me...Then you wanna kiss me"


"I'm Bad....And it feels GOOD"

d&d wizard kid casting spell on fred, spell dissipates
'sorry kid, i don't believe in fairy tales' fred rips his heart out.

blade 2, blade says 'i'll get you later' to that vampire, and he sure does!
i like the way he says it 'I'LL GET YOU LAY-TAH!'

That's my favorite too. The next 49 of my top 50 favorite one-liners however came from freddy. lol.

FVJ

Im dying to see what skeletons are in your closet.

ANd this one ding ding ding ding bang ohhhh.......tilt.

"That which is eternal cannot die, but if it's any consolation Sweet Alex, that hurt like hell!" The Djinn from Wishmaster after blowing his brains out at Alex's wish.


"Dude, that goalie was pissed about something." Freeburg, Freddy vs Jason

"Is that you Clarice? Hello Clarice." Hannibal in Hannibal (its more of a psychological thriller but what the hell.)