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Marley's Ghost 10-29-2007 04:06 PM

ZERO the HERO
 
WHATS THAT SOUND
IT SOUNDS LIKE SNORING
THIS FORUM OF OURS
HAS BECOME A LITTLE BORING

WE NEED SOME NEW BLOOD
WHO WILL STAY MORE THAN A WEEK
TO TITILATE OUR SENSES
AND BREAK THE SLOW STREAK

OR BRING BACK SOME OLD ONES
WHO KNEW HOW TO HAVE FUN
I CAN THINK OF SOMEBODY
YES HE IS THE ONE

IF WE ALL SING THIS SONG
IT MAY BRING HIM BACK
TO ADD THAT LITTLE SOMETHING
THAT THE FORUM DOES LACK

THE ARTIST IS BLACK SABBATH
FEATURING THE DEEP PURPLE FELLA
WE CAN SING THIS TO MUSIC
OR MAYBE A CAPPELLA

IF WE SING IT REAL LOUD
THE MONKEY MAY HEAR IT
UNLESS HE HATES THIS FORUM
AND COULDN'T GIVE A SHIT

SO ALTOGETHER NOW
AS ONE WE SHALL SING
I SHALL WRITE DOWN THE LYRICS
AND SEE WHAT THIS BRINGS




Accept the fact that you're second rate, life is easy for you
It's all served up on a gold plated plate
and we don't even have to talk to you
Your face is normal, that's the way you're bred
and that's the way you're going to stay
Your head is firmly nailed to your TV channel
But someone else's finger's on the control panel

What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero

You sit there watch it all burn down
it's easy and breezy for you
You play your life to a different sound
No edge no edge you got no knife have you
Your life is a six-lane highway to nowhere
You're going so fast you're never ever gonna get down there
Where the heroes sit by the river
with a magic in their music as they eat raw liver

What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero

You stand there captain and we all look, you really are mediocre
You are the champion in the Acme form book
But I think you're just a joker
Your facedown life ain't so much of a pity
But the luv-a-duckin' way you're walkin' around the city
with your balls and your head full of nothing
it's easy for you sucker but you really need stuffing

What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero

Disease 10-29-2007 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marley's Ghost (Post 642759)
WHATS THAT SOUND
IT SOUNDS LIKE SNORING
THIS FORUM OF OURS
HAS BECOME A LITTLE BORING

WE NEED SOME NEW BLOOD
WHO WILL STAY MORE THAN A WEEK
TO TITILATE OUR SENSES
AND BREAK THE SLOW STREAK

OR BRING BACK SOME OLD ONES
WHO KNEW HOW TO HAVE FUN
I CAN THINK OF SOMEBODY
YES HE IS THE ONE

IF WE ALL SING THIS SONG
IT MAY BRING HIM BACK
TO ADD THAT LITTLE SOMETHING
THAT THE FORUM DOES LACK

THE ARTIST IS BLACK SABBATH
FEATURING THE DEEP PURPLE FELLA
WE CAN SING THIS TO MUSIC
OR MAYBE A CAPPELLA

IF WE SING IT REAL LOUD
THE MONKEY MAY HEAR IT
UNLESS HE HATES THIS FORUM
AND COULDN'T GIVE A SHIT

SO ALTOGETHER NOW
AS ONE WE SHALL SING
I SHALL WRITE DOWN THE LYRICS
AND SEE WHAT THIS BRINGS




Accept the fact that you're second rate, life is easy for you
It's all served up on a gold plated plate
and we don't even have to talk to you
Your face is normal, that's the way you're bred
and that's the way you're going to stay
Your head is firmly nailed to your TV channel
But someone else's finger's on the control panel

What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero

You sit there watch it all burn down
it's easy and breezy for you
You play your life to a different sound
No edge no edge you got no knife have you
Your life is a six-lane highway to nowhere
You're going so fast you're never ever gonna get down there
Where the heroes sit by the river
with a magic in their music as they eat raw liver

What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero

You stand there captain and we all look, you really are mediocre
You are the champion in the Acme form book
But I think you're just a joker
Your facedown life ain't so much of a pity
But the luv-a-duckin' way you're walkin' around the city
with your balls and your head full of nothing
it's easy for you sucker but you really need stuffing

What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero



Well someone else sing it now... where is that Baboon?

GorePhobia 10-29-2007 04:14 PM

We need some new faces and old faces but I still have fun here.

crabapple 10-29-2007 05:07 PM

ook ook! monkey monkey!

I
m in looooooooove with a...munkeeeeyyyy

come on, monkey!

:rolleyes: :eek: :mad: :cool: ;)

GorePhobia 10-29-2007 05:10 PM

If crabapple didn't change his name from filmmaker2 to what it is now and came around more often it would be fun around here.

:)

newb 10-29-2007 05:35 PM

A very underated Black Sabbath album....IMO

http://vinylzart.com/images/AlbumCov...gain(1983).jpg

Zero 10-29-2007 05:42 PM

you rang?



......

GorePhobia 10-29-2007 05:44 PM

yesssssss
heeeee'ssss baaaaaackkkk

newb 10-29-2007 05:46 PM

Well its about damn time ape boy. :D




who knew Marley had these kind of powers!:eek:

AUSTIN316426808 10-29-2007 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 642808)

who knew Marley had these kind of powers!:eek:


That was set up or a goofy coincidence...anyway...

Sox won another, yankees suck.

GorePhobia 10-29-2007 05:58 PM

Yankees do suck!

Bye bye Torre.
Bye bye A-Rod

newb 10-29-2007 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AUSTIN316426808 (Post 642813)

Sox won another, yankees suck.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...theyankees.jpg

GorePhobia 10-29-2007 06:05 PM

Damn that's a hot picture.

paws the great 10-29-2007 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 642799)
A very underated Black Sabbath album....IMO

http://vinylzart.com/images/AlbumCov...gain(1983).jpg

I agree.



Gillan is awesome!

X¤MurderDoll¤X 10-29-2007 10:45 PM

we mainly need old posters to come back and some recent posters to go into hiding and/or die of old age depending on the case.

stygianwitch 10-30-2007 02:18 AM

Yay, Zero's back

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...ppy_monkey.jpg

welcome back monkey buddy, missed ya :D

Zero 10-30-2007 03:05 AM

hmmm. . . . didn't realize i was coming back to listen to a bunch of yankee-hating. . .

if you want to blame anyone for that - don't blame Torre, it was Cashman's fault . . . bad player configuration and a failure to recognize that solid pitching is key not big bats.



but, anyway, good to be back and thanks to Marley for releasing me from my slumber - quite magical stanzas

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...Monkeywink.jpg

crabapple 10-30-2007 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorePhobia (Post 642785)
If crabapple didn't change his name from filmmaker2 to what it is now and came around more often it would be fun around here.

:)


Heh heh! That is damn nice of you to say! But I have to be off sometimes making films!

GorePhobia 10-30-2007 06:14 AM

Well make sure you come back around more often and make us laugh you silly bastard!

crabapple 10-30-2007 07:32 AM

Well maybe if I made a loud noise. Like this:


AAAAAAAAAAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

:eek: :eek:

How about that? You like that, huh?

_____V_____ 10-30-2007 07:41 AM

Hmm....

First of all, welcome back...you red-headed furry primate.

And secondly, (I am guessing) but Marley's Ghost is.....................?;)


:D

missmacabre 10-30-2007 07:47 AM

whooo now things will be a tad less depressing and boring on here. ;)

PR3SSUR3 10-31-2007 07:44 PM

How brave is it to get up on someone's roof and start kissing your own penis?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lAqG8wvxlU

"Hero"?

I don't think so on this evidence.

Psycom5k 11-01-2007 01:13 AM

http://www.artcode.moved.in/GangstaManavatar.jpg OH SNAP, ZERO'S BACK, WITH A VENGENCE!!


WELCOME BACK ZERO!!! Damn I been waiting for you to come back, it just isn't the same without you here.

ferretchucker 11-01-2007 06:40 AM

I think I might cry.

Zero 11-01-2007 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 643772)
I think I might cry.


http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q.../monkeyHug.gif

crabapple 11-01-2007 05:56 PM

awwwww that so cuuuuute

them sad monkeys :(

PR3SSUR3 11-01-2007 06:20 PM

I'd still say his general hand-action is at least slightly provocative in some way, but you can't quite put your finger on just how so.

ferretchucker 11-02-2007 12:59 PM

Well, Zero is back and everything can now return to normal. Wait. Scratch that last part.

Zero 11-02-2007 02:37 PM

in my time away on my own i came to one very important realization. . . .

























masturbation is good

Marley's Ghost 11-02-2007 03:40 PM

I have awoken you from your ancient slumber
now go forth and make the forum fun
Not an easy task I am sure
But its written that you're the chosen one

crabapple 11-02-2007 07:23 PM

Poodleween!

Zero 11-03-2007 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crabapple (Post 644177)
Poodleween!

ditto that!

ferretchucker 11-04-2007 09:24 AM

Zeroween!!!!

Rayne 11-08-2007 11:13 AM

AWESOME!!!

Hmm...Can you bring back Vincent Price and Anthony Perkins now? :)

PR3SSUR3 11-08-2007 02:03 PM

No - because they are dead in real life.

Psycom5k 11-08-2007 05:39 PM

Oh snap... is Rayne back too?

_____V_____ 09-08-2011 02:51 AM

Someone needs to sing this again...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marley's Ghost (Post 642759)
WHATS THAT SOUND
IT SOUNDS LIKE SNORING
THIS FORUM OF OURS
HAS BECOME A LITTLE BORING

WE NEED SOME NEW BLOOD
WHO WILL STAY MORE THAN A WEEK
TO TITILATE OUR SENSES
AND BREAK THE SLOW STREAK

OR BRING BACK SOME OLD ONES
WHO KNEW HOW TO HAVE FUN
I CAN THINK OF SOMEBODY
YES HE IS THE ONE

IF WE ALL SING THIS SONG
IT MAY BRING HIM BACK
TO ADD THAT LITTLE SOMETHING
THAT THE FORUM DOES LACK

THE ARTIST IS BLACK SABBATH
FEATURING THE DEEP PURPLE FELLA
WE CAN SING THIS TO MUSIC
OR MAYBE A CAPPELLA

IF WE SING IT REAL LOUD
THE MONKEY MAY HEAR IT
UNLESS HE HATES THIS FORUM
AND COULDN'T GIVE A SHIT

SO ALTOGETHER NOW
AS ONE WE SHALL SING
I SHALL WRITE DOWN THE LYRICS
AND SEE WHAT THIS BRINGS




Accept the fact that you're second rate, life is easy for you
It's all served up on a gold plated plate
and we don't even have to talk to you
Your face is normal, that's the way you're bred
and that's the way you're going to stay
Your head is firmly nailed to your TV channel
But someone else's finger's on the control panel

What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero

You sit there watch it all burn down
it's easy and breezy for you
You play your life to a different sound
No edge no edge you got no knife have you
Your life is a six-lane highway to nowhere
You're going so fast you're never ever gonna get down there
Where the heroes sit by the river
with a magic in their music as they eat raw liver

What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero

You stand there captain and we all look, you really are mediocre
You are the champion in the Acme form book
But I think you're just a joker
Your facedown life ain't so much of a pity
But the luv-a-duckin' way you're walkin' around the city
with your balls and your head full of nothing
it's easy for you sucker but you really need stuffing

What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero

Maybe Marley could give us an encore, and help raise the dead red monkey from the grave.

hammerfan 09-08-2011 04:13 AM

I miss that crazy, poo-flinging simian!

Ripley666 09-08-2011 06:40 AM

Lover, come back to me... <3


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