This Baby Is Going To Drive Me Insane!
 

Someone PLEASE tell me how to keep a diaper on this baby!

For about 6 months now, he has decided that he prefers to be naked...Until this week I was able to keep his diaper on him by putting underwear, shorts, pants or pajama bottoms on over his diaper...But NOW he has figured out how to remove ALL of his clothes...So while I'm trying to cook dinner, do laundry, or anything else that keeps me from putting his clothes back on every 10 minutes, he runs around the house completely naked...I JUST put his clothes back on him 5 minutes ago, and he just ran through here stark naked again!

I'm afraid that if I put diaper pins in them, he'll get poked, and I sure as hell can't GLUE them on him...Who the fuck thought this 'velcro closure' was a good idea for a fucking DIAPER? (Give me their phone number, if ya got it...I'd like to voice an OPINION)...Alex and Seri had the sticky tabs on their diapers and I NEVER had this problem before...

HELP

I think that's justa phase isn't it?

My brothers did that for a couple months too, so did my neice, cousin ect. I guess some just do it longer than others.

Why the new name, rayne??


Ashamed of your post count, huh? ;) :D

*sigh*...I really wouldn't know...My other two never did this, and I haven't heard of anyone else doing it (until you just mentioned it :))...

So...Am I just supposed to let him run around naked or what?...He runs around naked when we're in the backyard, too...I have to cover him in mosquito repellant...He's a running buffet out there

http://www.girr.org/girr/tips/tips6/...staple_gun.jpg


I'm kidding of course. Austin is correct....it most likely is just a phase.....unless the little guy is just a nudist.

I'm not ashamed of my post count...I've been here for 4 years, so I kinda earned it

So, one day he's just gonna decide he wants to keep his clothes on?...Hmm...Are you sure about this?

No.........never claimed to be Dr. Spock
http://laceylibertarian.us/wp-images/spock3.jpg

er....i mean

http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/...mem/spock1.jpg

HaHaHa...I thought you might have had some experience with it, seeing as how you've got a few of your own

I'm just gonna hope you're right...AND hope that he doesn't decide to strip down while we're at a restaurant or something...He hasn't tried THAT yet...*knocks on wood*

Originally Posted by Rayne
As for my name:
Uwe Boll sucks

And, I'm not a redhead anymore so I no longer look like BloodRayne







Hmmm..... Makes sense.... makes alot of sense..

Your kid might have a different thing going on, but if it is in fact just a phase it's probably just like everything else and he'll just get the idea eventually.

They keep going with the bottle until they realize everybody else is eating real food. They keep diving off of stuff until they realize that shit hurts too much...ect.

Overalls/Suspenders. Whichever one has the buttons, I can never remember. God damn it.

Yeah...I really should have done it a long time ago...I had considered it...Thought it was kinda stupid...But, now I direct all of my friends to this forum, so it's a little easier for them to find me this way, because they all call me Rayne

And...I really thought I could just live with it...But, every time I see it, I just can't get past the travesty that Boll created...It really does piss me off...

Now I don't hafta deal with it...Or even think about it.......Until someone brings up that damned movie:mad: ...I'll still claim the GAME though :)...THAT'S BloodRayne

Yeah, that's another thing...I'm seriously afraid that he's gonna really hurt himself...He's an insatiable, unstoppable CLIMBER...And one hell of a daredevil...He's not afraid of ANYTHING...And that scares the HELL outta MEHmm...I never thought of that...But, couldn't he just slip the straps down over his shoulders?...

HAHA, he needs LEIDERHAUSEN :D...Can't slip those off

Get the ones where the straps start and end on either side of the shoulder and completely cover the chest. I believe it would have to be a fucking crafty baby to slip out of that.

Hmm...Why did that make me think of Newb?...He's not German....OH, I think it was that one beer or something

Yeah well.... Shut up noob.

:D

OH...You mean bib overalls?...HaHa...Make him into a hillbilly...Oh well, could work cuz he can't stand to wear shoes either...and he lives in Kentucky...:D

Zhe Germens don't vant to be associated vith your Newb.

Give him a lil' Spittin' jar and the look is complete.

Heh...I never even got that when I WAS a n00b...But, there weren't that many people at this forum then either

:D...And he would need a jug and a long piece of straw to hang out of his mouth...Hafta teach him to say "Hyuk"...lol

I was, BOOOMBAH!

You have to teach him to say "Fagboy" something about that in a hickish voice is hilarious to me.

Weird, Fagboy isn't marked as an error in my spellcheck.

That was one of Bane's favorite words (in his many 'speaking' incarnations...Not his Pinhead ones, of course)...He probably made it common netspeak :D

And yes...You WERE here then, Sweetheart...I remember ;)

Obviously something ridiculous could really hurt him, but for the most part all kids do that and sure they mess themselves up sometimes but once again, that's just going to happen. That in no way is supposed to stop you from being scared because you're his mom and like all the different stuff he's going to do that's just something you're going to do.

I know you're right...Very insightful...You're gonna be a great daddy some day :)

And now I gotta go because Ash is climbing on the big boys, and they're screaming, "Eww...Agh...His butt is touching me!"...Which is causing him to laugh and chase them around the house with the threat of impending "butt touching" attacks...*sigh*

@ Everyone: Thanks for all of the advice and words of wisdom and experience :)

Catch you guys later

'Velcro closure' .....when the hell did that start?

See, this is how I know I can never have kids, I probably would end up going completely insane, I can't stand it when my dogs get hurt....LOL....if I had a child that climbed like that, I would be a nerous wreck. Worse then I am now. ;)

Two words



Duct Tape

I was thinking the same thing. Duct tape is a good way to keep the diaper on, although it's a pain in the butt to get off sometimes. If you're desparate, it'll work.:)

Ohhhhh, you meant for the DIAPER.......

It sounds cruel but don't chase after him. You're the authority figure. Let him know who's boss.

Hold on there fella......the Germans love me.

especially these three

http://www.jaunted.com/files/admin/Oktobergurls.jpg

Hey, rayne... Try a onesie. he has to figure out how to undo the snaps and get the diaper off from underneath the damn thing.

Lily has recently started unzipping her sleepers and pulling off her underwear at night... So far (thank god) she hasnt figured out plling off her pants after unzipping the sleeper, so we are good on that so far.

:D :D HaHaHA I just spat my Ale out when i saw your pic............What a waste.:D

Rayne
you could always try tie up pants, and make sure you do at least 3 knots in the bugger.
My Daughter is the same shes 2and a half and if i didnt do it she'd be streaking.
Bloody kids a .:D

Oh trust me...It sux...Put that up there as bad idea #13862763...Right after 'Uwe Boll decides to make a movie based on a video game'...GRRRR
HAHA...You should have seen his face...He was sitting in my lap when I read this and I looked at him and said, "I'm gonna duct tape your diapers on"...Now, I KNOW there's absolutely NO way that he could understand what I said, but he got the FUNNIEST look of 'shock and horror'...lol...OMG, I wish I had a picture of that face...Eyes and mouth wide open...Like "How COULD you?"...But seriously, maybe I COULD tape the velcro tabs down...Hmm, I didn't even think of that...Thanks :)
Oh...I'm getting there
LOL...Do NOT plant that seed in my head :DOh, he has tons of onesies...and he pulls the diaper right out of the damned leg hole, like some kinda magic trick.......How old is your beautiful little one now?You mean something that ties at the waist?...I dunno, I'd have to make it kinda tight, and he'd be uncomfortable...Thanks for the suggestion though :)

Seen the stuff sumo wrestlers wear? Make the little devil wear one of those mawashis.;)

http://www.phototravels.net/japan/su...umo-p-68.3.jpg

HAHAHA...That would look hilarious on his tiny butt

Of course it will.

Get him a tiny one. Maybe one the sumo dwarfs wear or something...:D