Let's all support, our close friend Zero
 

GENEVA - The most common type of gorilla is now "critically endangered," one step away from global extinction, according to the 2007 Red List of Threatened Species released Wednesday by the World Conservation Union.

The rest can be read here, if interested.

I'm sorry to hear about your family, how are you taking the news?! :D

So, wait...Is Zero a gorilla, an ape, or a monkey?...I don't remember what all the differences are



I think I like the sound of the word 'gorilla' best, though...haha...I have no idea why...Seems more fierce or something...In my mind, it kinda breaks down like this:

Monkey - Small, playful, silly, fun...Has a prehensile tail

Ape - Big, dumb, oafish, lazy, slow...No tail

Gorilla - I always get the image of a large black animal with dripping fangs bared in a huge open mouth (Must have seen this image somewhere, a movie case or poster perhaps?)...No tail

Well, I guess the descriptions you have his characteristics fit under the monkey, and ape pretty good. Are you talking about FlayedOne's avatar? :D

OH...I didn't think of that...That's a pretty good example, but I've held the perception for longer than he's been around :)

Flayed's avatar is Gmork from The NeverEnding Story. Its a wolf, if I remember correctly.

btw, Zero exhibits all the symptoms of all 3 categories. I think his granpappy was a gorilla, who gave birth to his pappy, an ape...who in turn went on to get laid with a monkey...and thus our own beloved Zero was born.

That should explain the genus and species quite nicely.:D

Oh DUH...You're right...It's been so long since I've seen it...But, it has that same kinda feel to it that I was trying to describe

Gorillas are apes.

That's what I was trying to remember...If one was a species and one was a genus or family, or something...I can't remember how that goes...Or how chimpanzees fit in there.....or baboons...

look at yourselves! You people just kill and create extinction without thought! If the ferrets become extinct so help me GOD I will rip all of your testicles out! You here me!

















P.S - I think he's a monkey, related to gorillas.

Well some of here don't have testicles, I mean I do but they are very small almost peanut size, maybe BB's. But maybe you like grabbing men's junk who knows?! :D So what are you going to do to the females?

Run away and hide

Maybe this means that he doesn't hold the females accountable for the gorilla extinction :p

zero will be fine....and now he has a steady job.:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HfMUGsniJ8

for the wmen, I will punch their ovaries and rip off their chesticles.
































































Nothing personal. :D

Apes:
Chimp
Orangutan
Gorilla
Gibbon

Prosimians:
Lemurs

Homonids:
Humans

Monkeys:
Everything else



That should sum up all the primates. Learn it, know it, love it. If you dont get that a chimp isnt a monkey, you are an idiot and should be covered in honey and fed to capybaras and molerats (big HUGE teeth on both)

Apes, chimps,cheeseburgers,cheeseburgs,potatoe,potato... .....it matters not.


What really is important....I just got news today.....Stone brewery will be shipping their beer to my state as of Sept. 26th. No more 15 minute car rides.....I can now get me some Arrogant Bastard right here in my own home town.





:D life is good :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...antbastard.jpg

my family tree is deeply complex


but i think i'll survive (even with my BB testicles)

LMFAO, that was probley the funniest thing I have heard all week. Glad to hear that you will be ok Zero, I haven't heard from you all day, I thought..... nevermind the point is your still here :D

Dude, don't mess with a monkey, they may not be big but most of them can break off your arm.... and have a poo-shootin Ak47

i like the automatic AK because it goes:

poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo

yeah!!

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...onkey_poop.jpg

lol... monkey on a toilet reading a paper.... god.... we all know thats fake...... monkeys don't use toilets, they throw the poo at old ladies and __V__.... well they're pretty much the same thing.... :D ;)