Anybody know how I could get $2,000?
 

I need $2,000 for something. I don't need it at any particular time, although the more time goes by, the more likely it will be that I'll need more than $2,000. It's not important what it's for, but does anybody know of a way I could get $2,000? I tried the medical trial thing, but didn't meet the minimum weight requirements. So, it's either I bulk up some or think of something else. Any suggestions?

Without trying to sound glib- thought of getting a job and earning the money?

I recently found out that you can't sell your body to science which pissed me right off.

I don't have the time for a full-time job. When this next semester starts I'll be looking for an on-campus job, but a regular job isn't in the cards for now.

Ok, I just did the math again including shipping costs, and if I did the purchase right this second it would be $2126, so it's looking like this won't be financially feasible. Maybe I'll have to re-think it a bit.

But the $126 difference in the initial price mentioned would make it so much more manageable:confused:

I'd suggest stealing shit, if you've no loan options, and/or job.
Or, your bank may extend you a line of credit if you've not been an assfuck to 'em?

how badly do you need 2000$?

would you cut part of a finger off for it? ;)

There is always male prositution. I am sure some lonely businessman would be willing to help you out

Rob a bank, and then take it from there.

Buy a couple ounces of cocaine, cut it with baking soda and sell. You'll be +$2000 in less than two weeks.


Or you could start collecting aluminum recyclables and turning them in.

Why do you need $2000?

It's a secret.




























(shhh... penis enlargement)

http://www.realdoll.com/

This is what you need the $$$ for, right?

(um, don't click if you are offended by nude silicon)

start with e bay and if that doesn't work there's always your mangina:eek:

You could sell blood........or squeeze out some of your tissues and sell sperm.:D

I think butt sex with a wealthy businessman is probably the best option. You are kinda pretty, arent you?


Barring that, if you are looking for quick cash, do you have anythign laying around that you dont want anymore? Pawn shops can be your friend.

$2000...I see. You need to stop some local yuppie kids from tearing down your beloved youth center. Challenge them to a regatta and kick their ascoted...er...ascots around town! I recommend seeking help from Bobcat Goldthwait and Curtis Armstrong on such an endeavor. Be prepared. And remember, the hot cheerleader you like is shallow. Who you really want is the cute brunette neighbor girl. But seriously, try looking into stuff like Check into Cash. It's a scam, but they'll float you part of it.

Sperm, blood, sell piss to drug addicts applying for jobs.

Got anything to sell?

lots and lots of blood plasma donations (it hurts, but pays more than regular blood!)

I am willing to pay you more than 2000$ if you do infact cut part of a finger off, just above the knuckle on any finger. You're desperate yes?

hee hee hee.....this was actually and old "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" episode.

:D

I'm a huge fan of Alfred Hitchcock, I need to get all the seasons of ...Presents on DVD

Then you are in luck.

http://www.amazon.com/Alfred-Hitchco...4989867&sr=8-2

http://www.amazon.com/Alfred-Hitchco...4989867&sr=8-2

Will be yours for around $60.

There were 7 seasons though, they need to hurry up and release them. :mad:

Based on a story by Saki, I believe.

If I could raise $2,000 then even if I could get it right now, I'd still need more, and that's not counting the probable raise in price as time goes by while I raise the money.

my offer in this thread stands always for anybody on the forum.

ve vant zee money lebowski

vee vant zee money lebowski

Does your offer include medical expenses? Because they'd be more than 2 grand...

ice is like 2.50$

Yes, but I'd have to use frozen Perier, frozen in a freezer without a refridgerator on it and in an ice cube tray made from the bones of virgin doves from Tibet.

Sell a kidney, you dont need both anyway.

Does it have to be my finger or will anybody's do?

dude - that's sick



:D

has to be your own finger. ;)

what if its stinky??

How would you know it's his finger?
Video can be doctored.
DNA tests can be tampered with ( brother's finger)





















:D

What if it's not really a finger, but more of a "thinger"?