Man Chops Off His Penis In Restaurant
 

Man Cuts Off Penis In Restaurant

London, England - A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed restaurant. Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.

A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.

She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen.

"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.

"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.

"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time."

She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."

ummm....... ouch :confused: this guy really had some mental problems.

i bet the zizzi restaurant stunk, and.....if you cut your own wang off do they try to reattatch it without your say so?
i mean, he did want it gone, right?

The guy's just nuts.

but not for long, they were sewing it back on.


and by the way, that was some funny shit.lol

That man is not worthy of being british. I bet it was a hard job. ;)

He was just trying to start a frivolous lawsuit. "Waiter, there's a penis in my soup!"

Turns out the nutjob was from Poland.How the hell do you wake up one morning and think"Right,today i'm gonna run into a restaurant and cut my tallywhacker off" ?

he's a pollock, and i can say that, because i'm one :D

Hah! I Knew He Would Be Polish! I Was Gonna Say That But Thought I Might Be Called Racist! Mwahahahahahahahah! England Still Have The Biggest Long John Silvers Around!

LOL, what is the most amazing thing in this is that Zizzi (or zizi since it is how the word is written) is a French children's word for ... penis!!!!

it's only cool for someone to make fun of a certain nationality, if you are what you make fun of......one cent

is french what polish speak?

em more interested in that burger right now :o

Did I mention anything about Poles (not Polish) speaking French??

I speak French, so I was talking from my point of view only. When I read that a man chopped off his dick in a place called Zizzi, I just could not stop laughing

i never made fun of the polish, it's just this happened in my tow and it was a polish person so I thought it would be one. Also, i was laughing because i'm glad an english didn't mutilate himself.

i didnt say you did, i was just asking the question.

LOL, sorry, I thought you were taking a shot at me! Well, Poles speak Polish

I dont get it?

England still has the biggest pirates?
England still has the biggest one legged men?
England still has the biggest one eyed men?
England still has the biggest headscarf-clad men?
England still has the biggest men with parrots on their shoulders?

Enlighten me!! :confused:

Ding dang doodles, johnny todger, wobbly bill, meat and two veg, dicks. ;)