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uhhh, this is , a crwp thread, where you druink>

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Night night sleeeeepy.

I thought it was a good thread myself.....

You're sexy when you're wasted;) :rolleyes:

CAn you see me?

Yeah. I'm hiding under your chair. I'm the one in the spongebob mask mumbling about jellyfish, ya?

I thought that was just the l.s.d starting to come on, damn, do you want a drink then?

I can't just let you sit there......

Depends. Rum?

I just opened the last can of rum, there is a can of scotch in the fridge though, or a choice of red or white wine, or some sri lankan beer.

...............................RUM! Go BUY more!

it's too late here, and i'm too drunk!

where are you? It's fuckin 9 am here....

Australia, It's 11;43 here, and cold out side,

It's cold here too. OH FUCK the dog's been out back for an hour. FUCK! she's gonna die brb!

Ok we're good. yeah... Australia.

uh hu, why would the dog die outside? Does it have some strange anti oxygen condition?

Melanie (dog) has some weird problem where her fur doesn't keep her as warm as it does most dogs. Shes a lhasa apso with long hair, but it isn't doing any good. She has to sleep under the covers or she'll freeze to death in the winter. She's under one now, she was shaking violently when I found her.

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u...CN00170003.jpg

The babbbyy.

Sorry, that's massive. Ah well.

You should buy her a cote, When I was a kid, we had a chihau however it's spelt. We used to put a coat on him, though it was more like a cape, his name was Tarzan and he had only one eye.

She'd massacre me if i ever tried to put animal clothes on her.

Realy, doesn't sound like mans best friend to me....

She's great, i love muh baby.

Is it just you and the pooch or something?

Like.. in my house? Huh?

Yeah, ???????????

yeah yeah, only ones in the world. Just you and me baby, stay close. Last ones in the world, yeah, last ones in the universe.

Good song.

What`song? what?

i dunno, some song, yeah whatev. My jeans are still in the washer and I gotta go in like... 30 minutes

stupid inconvienient wake up times.............:mad:

awwww what a cute dog 'goes all gooey'

you guys wanna laugh at a drunk.
Come to NZ sometime and meet my 2 uncles.
One is Samoan..the other is maori.
They sit in front of eachother and just mumble..but
holy fuckery..they understand each other...


uncle peter..rah rah..mumble mumble ..and mumble mumble
uncle owen..hahahahaha peter..mumble mumble mumble..rah rah hahaha
uncle peter..i saw mumble mumble mumble..rah rah ..hahahaha.

and we are like WTF did they just say.. :o